AUGUST 2025 PLAYLIST
Added 2025-08-21 19:18:16 +0000 UTCThe woman wondered what she'd gotten herself into. She peeled her face off of a tan leather sofa to find a nude Hunter Biden look-a-like sleeping soundly in an armchair across from her, lube bottle dangling in a loose fist. She'd forgotten his name, but a wry smile melted from her chapped lips when she noticed a gemstone butt plug poking out from beneath his hefty ball sack. She looked in her Tory Burch clutch, the lining of which was littered with empty capsules that used to be filled with molly. Outside, waves crashed. She couldn't recall if she was in Miami or The Maldives, but it all looked the same to her now. She stepped over some sleeping bodies covering the floor and somehow found her weekender bag. She fished out another printed minidress to replace the more soiled one she was wearing. Between her legs was sweaty and slick and felt like she'd spent the weekend sick in bed. The woman walked out the sliding glass door to the balcony. Her ID sat on a glass coffee table with ghosts of coke lines haunting the pane around it. "'The Woman', ha!" She thought, "my parents sure were kooks!" There was a banana peel on the floor. "Wouldn't it be funny..." she thought, "if I brought this to dinner tonight?"
1. "Race for the Prize" - The Flaming Lips 2. "The Bomb! (These Sounds Fall Into My Mind) [Kenny Dope Remix]" - The Bucketheads 3. "Comfortable (feat. Will Heard)" - The Aston Shuffle 4. "I Turn To You" - Melanie C 5. "Fast" - Demi Lovato 6. "Fantasy" - DyE 7. "Calentita (feat. Nuria)" - The Limiñanas 8. "I Miss the Sea" - Ariel Zetina 9. "Hidden Place" - Björk 10. "Rent" - Sally Shapiro 11. "This Is It" - Kenny Loggins 12. "Alphabet" - Amanda Lear 13. "¿Porqué te vas?" - Jeanette 14. "Safe From Harm (2012 Mix/Master)" - Massive Attack 15. "Misery Is a Butterfly" - Blonde Redhead 16. "Only Shallow" - my bloody valentine 17. "F**k Me Eyes" - Ethel Cain 18. "DAISIES" - Justin Bieber 19. "PTLSD (feat. SSION)" - Liam Benzvi 20. "Backfired" - Debbie Harry 21. "Delight hoaxes" - felicita 22. "Troubled By the Way We Came Together" - Natalie Imbruglia 23. "Rescue Me" - Alien D 24. "Gone Gone Gone (Original Demo Version)" - Madonna 25. "Chanel" - Babyxsosa 26. "I Gotcha (Live)" - Liza Minnelli 27. "Save Tonight" - Eagle-Eye Cherry 28. "夢中人" - Faye Wong 29. "Let Me Live In Your City (Work In Progress)" - Paul Simon 30. "Bongo Bong" - Manu Chao 31. "Pretrial (Let Her Go Home)" - Fiona Apple 32. "Piano Practicing" - Barbra Streisand
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The ad was for the “triclone skin tech foundation” (💀). At the end she says “and uh that’s clinically tested” it’s so funny. She’s also doing cosplay of “the green one” in it. Enjoy!
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2025-08-25 05:54:11 +0000 UTCI never really understood the lady Gaga thing and every time y’all would talk about her I’d enjoy it (really) bc you’re both brilliant and funny and charismatic but I never got “it” and the fascination of it all. BUT I saw a short haus labs ad on TikTok and it all clicked into place. I get the morbid fascination, the reverence, the genius, the delusion, the mental illness, and the pure raw talent. She is a superstar. But also a smuck and a limp noodle of nothingness too. Dywm
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2025-08-25 05:47:50 +0000 UTCsorry to be 'that gay' but i fell in love with faye wong when i lived in china like over (years redacted) years ago
Beth Jerky
2025-08-25 01:14:02 +0000 UTCthank you for including the under appreciated queer anthem "This is it!". Also, RIP "This is it!" Milwaukee gay bar, home of trixie and dahmer
Beth Jerky
2025-08-25 00:18:54 +0000 UTC
