‪(929) 486-1277

Get your COCKS out for Growin' Up!

Beth Jerky

nymphowarspodcast@gmail.com <3

NYMPHOWARS

I just ate one of Marlene's pies and MAJORLY got the shits :(

Thomas

What is the email we can use to send voice notes?

topher

just called in three times in a row while walking down the street please don’t use any of these ,or maybe only use the last one my god never thought having ocd would be such an obstacle to making a voicemail for a patreon piss and shit show (my holy grail favourite) ,might kms or like clean something ok bye luv you

Daniel kLK

New Tori album announced! Remember to get your pies out in preparation…

Pascal

this interview was totally insane

NYMPHOWARS

"The kiss" by Kathryn Harrison

Roople

Beth Jerky

idk if yall have seen, but david mamet talked about terry gross in a batshit interview lol https://x.com/CoreyAtad/status/1952368515282809317

miles

From the UK dial 0019294861277

queertheoryxyz

hey! what’s the best way to call from the UK?

Tom Slater

sign of the apocalypse

moonsparrow

laufey's back

kasha davis

I'm in my Tori era, honestly thanks to you galls.

Demetrius

Demetrius

Jesus Christ you two. I lined up all your monthly playlists for a day of pottering at home. Instead of lazily doing chores, I've been fucking murdered by the song I Wish I Knew the Man I Thought You Were. I'm fucking dead now thanks

Beloved

who's excited for this week's CLUB ELLEN??🍸

kasha davis

Native Floridian here! Lobster, in this context, is actually NOT referring to the crustacean sea animal. Lobster is actually the Floridian term for elder pansexual bears who do not believe in sunscreen or protective UV-wear, thus appearing red and (sometimes) scaley. They are known for peeing in pools, oceans, storm drains, and/or bar sinks. The Floridian lobster has been a keystone species of the state's natural ecosystem, so whip out that red cock and start stroking 'til ya piss, gals! R.I.P. Jimmy "Reef Piss" Buffet

Garrett Mabel

https://apple.news/A_aRbaKdYQU-X4dz3VdkJqQ The Nymphowars episode practically writes itself.

Drache Mitch

you can just call me Dolly P!

Ethan

jacob collier is such a niche hatred of mine and i would never even dare to think to find affirmation for it, and yet here we are on this blessed cum filled day

marsrobin

this particular cover is awful. has none of the skill or romance of the original by the indomitable talented imogen heap. he just adds random chords together with no sense! I HATE evil fraud jacob collier. also, if you're going to be that corny at least have the decency to be somewhat fuckable.

Rory Nolan

The emotional whiplash of thinking this was a joke, then realizing Jacob Collier is pretentious enough that he could do it, then thinking it's simply too outrageous to be real, then looking it up on YouTube and finding an 8 minute cover of Hide and Seek by Jacob Collier where he drags out every line as long as possible and does 27 runs on his vocoder per second

Samir

have you heard jacob collier's cover of hide and seek? it's 8 minutes long because he drags out every line as long as possible and does 27 runs on his vocoder per second

Joey

Yay Gin 1 Ass

Chloe Friedman

Please use the new Maneskin cover of Dolly's "Jolene" on a future Ellen ep. I feel like they made it specifically for KNFW listeners.

Steven

Wax Gun 1 Ass

The corpse of Ann Dowd

YOU are the audio, baby

syzmon

fetch the bolt -cutters ,

NYMPHOWARS

Can’t wait to call about all my grad school issues

Equus Quagga

I just need help processing this: https://www.instagram.com/p/CvutXBtLopI/?img_index=3

Elizabeth

Wax Gum 1 App

NYMPHOWARS

HAHAHAHAHAAHA

NYMPHOWARS

it really did happen that i got a prisoner collect call the next day.

marsrobin

I love 2 sandwich in 9 bread. Someone make an anagram out of the number : W X Y Z A B C W X Y Z G H I T U V M N O 1 A B C P Q R S P Q R S

Danielle

What sort of calls do you want? I’m assuming not people trying to be funny.

Will

It’s like a 2 sandwich on 9 bread

Anthony

Wait really?

NYMPHOWARS

i left a voicemail as tori and then the next day got a collect call from someone in prison named "lucian" which i am convinced is retaliation from theda and if so- thank u iconic mother

marsrobin

I left a message "chicken soup for the soul" I apologize and will repent. but I do need a nymphowars chicken soup for the soul :(

barktarn

building is a verb

Beth Jerky

did i miss it

Beth Jerky

Oh lemme invent a problem for y’all to sort

Bethany

not yet! just general advice vibes

NYMPHOWARS

Any particular topic to cover?

Bethany

You can always send a voice note to nymphowarspodcast@gmail.com

NYMPHOWARS

not me rehearsing before calling so i dont trip over my words

Kylee

Not me trying this number from the uk

Bethany

A link for trucking jobs for some reason being the first thing on Google when I searched this number is very on brand for KNFW.

Ryan