Spartan Fist goings on
Added 2017-03-30 23:50:55 +0000 UTC
Sup everyone! Ok, probably time I updated y'all on what Spartan Fist is, where it's going, etc.
First, notable update is that we're delaying from original launch plans. Won't hit in 2017. It wasn't coming together fast enough, and since we don't have budget pressure, slamming it together was... you know, probably not the best idea. That's what we did with Hot Tin Roof, and while we did eventually staple it together, another 3 months would have helped it a ton.
More fun is the REASON we don't have budgetary pressure, right now. We have a line on funding! We've actually got OPTIONS, even. Like there's a pizza buffet of options, and we're at the table, finishing our salad, going "hmmmm but what pizza do I want". It's possible the kitchen will be out of Hawaiian when we finally get our plate ready to go, but we've got confirmation that the Sausage Pizza will definitely be there, no matter what, and you know what - Sausage is ok, right? Even if we still want to try for the Hawaiian. Because, you know, Hawaiian really is the best kind of pizza.
(people who think pineapple doesn't belong on pizza, I can't hear you over how awesome pineapple is)
But yeah. Gist is, we're working on core stuff like "how dudes fly away when you punch them REALLY hard", and "well just how ridiculous an attack can our system actually pull off?". It's fun! Even have some tools. BEHOLD THIS TOOL (the attached image). Our intern made it! She's awesome!
Anyways, stuff's going pretty good. Huzzah! Sorry for the slow month of updates, there. Taxes. I hate taxes.
Taaaaxxxxeees.
