NokiMo
phonelosers
phonelosers

patreon


TSPS Episode 631 - Home Inspections and Appraisals

 

Today we inform landlords that we’ve hired various professionals to come to the apartment complex and walk around with a clipboard, marking things down all serious-like. This episode is sponsored by Avi M, Jimdusky, MistaJohn, Jamie F, and Another Prank Call Show.

SUPPORT THE PLA: Join PLA’s Patreon or the Elite Cactus Squad or on NewProject2 to get extra weekly shows, live show archives, and other occasional perks. Get PLA stickers from our Zazzle store. Get PLA t-shirts in our Spreadshirt store or our TeePublic store.  You can find other merch on our Bandcamp page. Buy important things for us at PLA’s wishlist or Brad’s wishlist or just support us in other ways and tell every last person you know about the shows.

JOIN THE COMMUNITY: Add PLA on Facebook, add Snow Plow Show on Facebook, add PLA on Twitter, add PLA on Tumblr, add PLA on YouTube, add PLA Shows on YouTube, PLA on Instagram, join the PLA Discord, the PLA Reddit, add RBCP on Instagram, add RBCP on Twitter, add RBCP on YouTube, add @phonelosersofamerica on Tik Tok, add PLA on IGTV, leave a voice message for the show at 814-422-5309, call into live shows at 845-470-0336.

PLA FRIENDS AND STAFF: Nik Caesar from scary-art.com is the unofficial PLA artist.  Buy PLA designs from Nik’s Spreadshirt store and support him on Patreon.  You might also like the cactus and PLA designs in Laugh Track Matt’s store.  Olga & Company do the PLA Corporate comic strip and they do their own prank call show called Another Prank Call Show. The Hijinks Hangout is a Discord room for pranks. Clownsec does a lot of cool things for PLA so go honk the PLAnet.  Watch JIAD’s Calls of Mass Confusion and listen to a few of the prank call shows over at Prank Call Nation.

TSPS Episode 631 - Home Inspections and Appraisals

Comments

Ha! This is gold! Why are apartments always so damn shady? Are they front businesses for the mob? Are they hiding bodies under the foundation?

David Hilton

Great calls Roy. Please tell them a team is coming to measure Th aerodynamic properties of the building, wind resistance, lift and whatnot!

Joël Polard-Perron

Haha these were brilliant Brad! They should also work with HOA people, telling them the appraiser is coming around and in 15 minutes and they need to keep their dogs inside

PlacentaJuan the Afterbirth Tycoon

These ideas from you guys are great. I kind of feel like I need to do this whole episode again.

Phone Losers of America

Amazing! When they ask why you could say a competitor apartment complex offered you a deal if you got the information for them

People are coming to the apartments with clipboards to: - Evaluate the energy levels for ghosts - To appraise the property so you can obtain a loan from the bank. - You slipped and fell at the apartments and your attorney is coming to evaluate the stairs and take pictures. - A botanist is coming by to evaluate the soil because you want to grow vegetables. - A Special Olympics rep is coming by to evaluate the site for the games this summer.

Parkman

Hilarious. You should have told them that you're playing the powerball every week and once you win, you might want to buy the complex. That's the reason for the appraisal. Keep up the good work, Brad!

Holy shit, Brad; this is such a brilliant premise! I’m only on call 2 and I’m dying laughing!

Teen Wolf Jesus

This is exactly what I needed today. Thank you RBCP

thebadcatbot.com


Related Creators