Brad's Cactus Shack Episode 7(Eleven) - Take The Money And Run
Added 2018-01-10 10:23:23 +0000 UTCMike sent me my arrest report from 1993, which details my crimes against the 7-Eleven I worked for, so this entire episode is me reading the report.
Music is Take The Monkey And Run by Steve Miller, and Dizz Knee Land by Dada.
Comments
when I was 15 i broke and entered into a computer store and burgled a bunch of stuff, mostly motherboards, CPUs and hard drives. i spent an hour and a half on the roof of the mcdonalds across the street casing the movements of police in the area before smashing the door with a big piece of concrete from the parking lot. it was incredibly exhilarating but i ended up cutting my forearm quite seriously (needed many stitches, lots internal reconnecting muscles and stuff) and had to go to the hospital which is where the police found me. had to go to jail and pay restitution and stuff. still have the scar and lack of sensitivity in that arm. good times. I have more stories of idiocy and debauchery and maybe I will share them on your patreon.
ZTK
2021-08-21 10:18:53 +0000 UTCThis episode alone, gives u your money back for a Patreon subscription! This kind of shit is why I effing love you Brad!
Dr. Gerbilphile
2021-03-15 15:48:07 +0000 UTC
