Father Thomas's eyes locked onto mine as he gestured for me to take a seat in his office. The air was thick with tension, and my gaze drifted down to the priest's groin area, where I could have sworn I saw a subtle bulge straining against his clerical garb. His voice dropped to a low whisper as he spoke, his words dripping with an unspoken intimacy. "Ah, my child, I wanted to speak with you about... other matters."