"There is not a single item of clothing in your luggage. It is all food."
This week we bring you another installment in our series spoofing Aussie reality TV shows. It's finally Border Security's turn to get the Friendlyjordies treatment!
Border Security is actually a show we really enjoy... Which got us thinking "why do we like this so much?" The answer - it's pure comfort food. Every single episode is exactly the same, so you know what you're going to get.
Hope you kids and teachers and enjoying your goddamn school holidays! :D
Peace - The FJ Team