Premium 336: Dark Commentaries
Added 2024-12-09 20:02:04 +0000 UTC
Recorded before the most recent news about the United Healthcare CEO shooter came out. We cover a busy week in news, from police-made crack, to Syria, to CEO assassinations, to why the literary world actually doesn't need more men
HELL YES VHS BROTHER
linden.lime
2025-03-09 23:12:21 +0000 UTC
lol That’s fair i was a little stoned when i posted that and had been biting my tongue for years listening to people give them grief over shirts and i basically had my own speak your piece over this topic that i just needed to get out ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Amanda Hart
2025-01-05 20:43:45 +0000 UTC
shirt shirt shirt shirt Shirt SHIRT SHUR
just kiddin', love to all <3
James Randall
2025-01-05 19:42:39 +0000 UTC
"who is Luke Skywalker's father? Uhmm... Darth Vader?" is a great earnest question.
It's the closest you can get to giving millions of people an aneurysm shy of having real psychic powers.
You can literally feel the collective swell of "ooooooohh-my-fucking-gaahd how can you nooooooooot!!" like a seismic event.
Jesper Ohlsson
2024-12-24 02:45:49 +0000 UTC
Is there a venmo or cash app we can share some solidarity funds with Tom for not only dealing with the heartburn of ordering us shirts but also having to deal with all the bitching and moaning over the last few months?
I have designed/ordered shirts for union members for 13 years now and it’s wild how people have no patience. And I swear to god if i see another whiny ass comment from folks who have clearly never placed a large order of shirts and certainly not from a union print shop I’m going to loose my shit
Calm down and leave our friends alone you’ll get your shirt when you get It and being turds isn’t going to make It arrive any faster.
Amanda Hart
2024-12-18 04:16:44 +0000 UTC
as the keeper of 330 current tabs, i’m with you
heather leanne
2024-12-16 15:37:30 +0000 UTC
I was listening to your most recent free episode where you were talking about finger amputation.
I amputated four fingers on my left hand in an industrial accident.
Contrary to what you claimed, I didn't pass out, scream or panic.
I went into shock.
I calmly looked down at my hand and thought to myself 'I just cut my fingers off', grabbed a latex glove and tied it around my arm as a tourniquet.
Christopher Ladd
2024-12-14 17:39:57 +0000 UTC
All these Taylor Sheridan shows sound so profoundly boring and airless. They all sound like Succession, but "what we are doing is good, actually".
It's a real return of Dad-tv. I got so used to them holing up at the Discovery/History-channel that I never thought their sensibilities would make a real comeback.
Jesper Ohlsson
2024-12-14 16:05:07 +0000 UTC
Here in Las Vegas and I saw an ad for a ‘dining experience by Taylor Sheridan’. It’s called Four 6’s
Scott Boehler
2024-12-13 23:39:34 +0000 UTC
i love the tabs!!!!!!!
chaiilocal
2024-12-13 22:38:39 +0000 UTC
I'm here for the tab roulette and stay for the Dylan.
roy zuniga
2024-12-13 22:23:05 +0000 UTC
Became a patron to put my money where my mouth is and refute what Terrance said at the end of 371: the shows been kicking ass lately, your maniac misery has made me laugh when nothing else will. Give yourself some credit, you’re whooping some ass
MUNDIAL
2024-12-13 06:09:09 +0000 UTC
Putting this here because tab roulette is something I need. I have Polymath Tendencies downloaded and I return to it because I do not believe all its layers have been revealed to me yet.
Be Boop
2024-12-13 02:52:12 +0000 UTC
Is not too much to ask to not describe torture devices? Jfc
shrewdalma
2024-12-13 01:04:19 +0000 UTC
Ooooohhhhhhhh yes!!!! I hope they take you up on the offer! I'm so interested in what's going on and despite being fairly fluent in Arabic, the only knowledge I've gained on Syria and what's played out is the handful of middle eastern news outlets that definitely report far more then what's reported on western media outlets but still largely fail at the burning question- who the fuck is dicking around in that and why?
Am I wrong to be hesitant in giving it 2 thumbs up? It all feels like the head of a snake fell off a bit too easy.
Regardless, I hope this blooms into a positive movement away from the hell it's been. 🤞🤞🤞🤞
Beatrice VonPage
2024-12-12 22:32:12 +0000 UTC
Are we gonna get a followup on the Lecther County Judge that was shot?
https://lawandcrime.com/crime/running-a-brothel-judge-killed-in-chambers-by-sheriff-was-part-of-sextortion-scheme-where-women-on-house-arrest-exchanged-sex-for-special-treatment-lawyer-says/
Enrique F.
2024-12-12 22:12:34 +0000 UTC
I'll be pissed if this isn't covered on the podcast 🤣
https://www.nytimes.com/live/2024/12/04/opinion/thepoint?smid=nytcore-ios-share&referringSource=articleShare#brian-thompson-luigi-mangione
Gorrozolla aka AntiLinguist
2024-12-12 21:30:48 +0000 UTC
I knew a lot of smart, educated women who read tha fairy smut series last winter
Breakaway
2024-12-12 02:00:32 +0000 UTC
Bring back the Terrance magical world of tabs segment
billbo
2024-12-12 00:51:06 +0000 UTC
Al Golani, leader of Al Qaeda aka Hayat Tahrir al Sham, is in Damascus Syria and has a $10 million bounty so if you have some medical debt tips.fbi.gov
Luke S
2024-12-11 22:36:51 +0000 UTC
It obviously didn't occur to him, but it's weird that the CEO-shooter didn't do any attempt at obfuscating his incredibly distinct eyebrows.
I feel like, after 300 seasons of Drag Race, that there's enough cultural bleed-through from drag culture that any rando straight dude would probably know what it means to "glue down your eyebrows".
It kinda defeats the purpose of a hoodie and mask if you can clock someone just by their eyebrows.
If he had had a purple glue-stick, a spoon, some dollar store foundation and an equally cheap brow pencil a lot of this mess might have been avoided.
...I guess this is one of those things you can't exactly run by a friend for some outside perspective.
Jesper Ohlsson
2024-12-11 22:16:12 +0000 UTC
Damn
BookMisser
2024-12-11 20:42:09 +0000 UTC
As a former Syrian Democratic Forces soldier, I would love to come on the pod and talk about the leftist project in eastern syria and the international actors involved in it.
Hxp
2024-12-11 17:44:25 +0000 UTC
I can’t wait until they start putting Patreon teasers in the main feed and still don’t give patrons the main episodes. Maybe if I make a twitter account Tarence will listen lol
Chapo has always branded nu metal as right wing
2024-12-11 16:36:42 +0000 UTC
You know what these fancy women of letters are reading? IT’S PORN. It’s 90% of the time the darkest, most fucked serial killer Stockholm syndrome trash. It’s shades of gray.
I mean I also mostly read fantasy stuff bc I’m also scum but my point is let’s not pretend any of us Americans are smarter than a midwit horse.
Chapo has always branded nu metal as right wing
2024-12-11 16:22:09 +0000 UTC
I'm a firm believer in walking-phrenology, and even if you didn't know anything about the CEO-guy, you can tell he's an asshole the way he walks in that video. Just lumbering, swinging his arms like stiff sausages that don't bend at the elbow.
That's the gait of a man who habitually harasses waitresses and winks at you afterwards, incriminating you in his bullshit.
Jesper Ohlsson
2024-12-11 09:42:59 +0000 UTC
The doctors v. insurance company stuff seems like an attempt to replicate the accepted perception of you v. professional athletes instead of worker v. team owners. However, the arguement that, for instance, Juan Soto is an greedy bastard looses steem when he's setting your broken bone in the ER, delivering your baby, or writing you a script for blood pressure meds.
Steven Pace
2024-12-11 03:21:37 +0000 UTC
Books are great. You ever read everything Vonnegut wrote in order? Turned me from a lib to a commie.
Sammy
2024-12-11 02:36:26 +0000 UTC
I have just glimpsed Luigi’s dick pic y’all
sarah
2024-12-11 02:28:34 +0000 UTC
I think we do need a lil' Fun Dip into that bag though.. a lil' taste for the listeners. Is good! Kinda sour, kinda sweet.. plenty of burnt sugar. Second that on the T-Tabz.👍🏼
Chicken Man Cory
2024-12-11 00:58:21 +0000 UTC
hold up we getting t-shirts?
Danu
2024-12-11 00:41:40 +0000 UTC
I’m sad I missed the window on t-shirts. If you ever do them again you’ll have at least one buyer in me.
Also the outro music is 🤌
Richard L
2024-12-10 21:28:10 +0000 UTC
So here’s the path
Because it’s not safe for ceos anymore, even after anonymising, companies decide they have to have Ai CEOs who aren’t susceptible to assassination
….theres not really a step 2 other than “bad AI society”
Yani x
2024-12-10 19:27:14 +0000 UTC
And they will, quietly.
Lucy McGillicuddy
2024-12-10 18:34:52 +0000 UTC
Yes I just always thought Hostels were a European thing.
Lucy McGillicuddy
2024-12-10 18:33:39 +0000 UTC
Nice closing track
Daniel E
2024-12-10 17:57:09 +0000 UTC
“Blacks rule” man you unlocked a great memory
Isaiah Charles
2024-12-10 17:17:32 +0000 UTC
Need a Kentucky take on the French government collapsing and South Korean president getting the axe
Joseph Mabrey
2024-12-10 16:59:03 +0000 UTC
Both mufasa and darth vader - voiced by james earl jones 🧐... bashar al-assad 🧐coincidence? I think not
Greg
2024-12-10 16:45:11 +0000 UTC
Outro music 🥰
Betsy
2024-12-10 14:49:51 +0000 UTC
I ain’t seen a DAMN person say “no more tab roulette”
I’d take that over the ethicist, or any other time-filling topics. I think the Patreon crowd is pretty clear on what they want; who gives a fuck what the twitters say
William
2024-12-10 14:29:33 +0000 UTC
WE WANT THE TABS! GIVE US THE TABS!
cccph
2024-12-10 14:24:45 +0000 UTC
“After the possibility of violence being foisted upon them reached a non-negligible likelihood, the healthcare company reversed its decision”
As an aside, the only problem with this is that the companies can wait until the heat is off them and do this policy again
William
2024-12-10 14:11:17 +0000 UTC
Saville reference before 10 min mark is diabolical
sarah
2024-12-10 14:09:02 +0000 UTC
“He wanted to DO something about it [policyholder anger]”
Like what, automate claim denial using AI?
William
2024-12-10 14:03:30 +0000 UTC
Syria is the fucking meme where the guy is saying, “more like under new management”
William
2024-12-10 13:54:57 +0000 UTC
Male painters 💁♂️🙋♂️
cccph
2024-12-10 13:49:19 +0000 UTC
Why do you need a “left” position on Syria? I think it’s pretty well established that a real outburst of popular sentiment against ossified authoritarian regimes was co-opted by intelligence services for their own regime-change purposes, which lead to over a decade of a struggle for power. It’s a classic imperialist game; divide a population, make them fight against each other while you support the one that’ll give you the resources you want
William
2024-12-10 13:16:58 +0000 UTC
Are you from here?
daniel
2024-12-10 12:29:48 +0000 UTC
Crack Cop scales rockwall at incredible speed, only to tragically fall from top having had their grip moistened upon licking their fingers.
Obstentia
2024-12-10 11:21:34 +0000 UTC
Crack isn't super easy to make but it's not that hard either.. and thank God the only reason my parents stayed together long enough to make me was because my dad can't chef for shit.... My mom's isn't much better but at least can get some product back. ... Lol
Eric Murphy
2024-12-10 09:57:06 +0000 UTC
I'm not saying "books are bad, boo books" but that it's probably inadequate advice by a columnist rolling up his sleeves, ostensibly to "solve this whole people being bummed out business".
Books are great. It's just a little eye-rolling coming from someone paid to analyze society. More so when it comes on the heels of "yo, there's so many gross girlies in culture, also. What's that about? Where are the men?".
Jesper Ohlsson
2024-12-10 09:24:27 +0000 UTC
Hmm maybe books have a small influence on many people. But if people live in their heads or are isolated—like by distance or illness—they can really hit. I think we get run so ragged in part to keep us from having the time to come across books or art.
BookMisser
2024-12-10 09:19:28 +0000 UTC
Like this comment to join the petition for main episodes to be uploaded to the patreon feed
5 inches is plenty
2024-12-10 09:05:54 +0000 UTC
what's this preface? pigs phoning in a patsy ain't news
mexicanhalloween .
2024-12-10 06:12:53 +0000 UTC
BRING BACK TABS (I don’t hate this though. I love it all.)
Ceruleania
2024-12-10 06:02:53 +0000 UTC
Bring back the tab segment!!! Love u guys!!!
Courtney
2024-12-10 04:02:49 +0000 UTC
I'm not going to dissuade anyone from "reading books", but these people sound like they have a borderline magical belief in the curative process of reading a book.
I think it's going to take more than A Certified Good Book [TM] - from the officially agreed upon list of books that are real books - to uncook a modern brain.
It's like going to a hoarder's house and ask if they've ever tried breathing exercises (they have; it was the only affordable healthcare-option available).
Jesper Ohlsson
2024-12-10 03:29:36 +0000 UTC
I'd like to think they were making crack in the break-room, with whatever was available, and it surprisingly turned out fairly well, quality-wise.
Turns out stevia is a pretty decent stabilizer.
Jesper Ohlsson
2024-12-10 03:24:18 +0000 UTC
https://www.justice.gov/usao-sdoh/pr/former-local-police-officer-sentenced-more-5-years-prison-conspiring-traffic-drugs
Lucy McGillicuddy
2024-12-10 02:54:46 +0000 UTC
Men are betting at painting than they are at writing…
https://www.instagram.com/scott_greenwalt?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet&igsh=ZDNlZDc0MzIxNw==
Feedbag
2024-12-10 02:39:36 +0000 UTC
Cops sell drugs all the time, that and human trafficking (and selling weapons) are some of their main functions.
Jay
2024-12-10 02:32:01 +0000 UTC
The odds on that must be astronomical.
Lucy McGillicuddy
2024-12-10 02:23:14 +0000 UTC
Thanks for the update on the shirts, Tom. I need mine for a work holiday party.
Warbs
2024-12-10 01:53:59 +0000 UTC
"Husband and father? That doesn't move me." lmfao
Tom's Trips Official
2024-12-10 01:47:41 +0000 UTC
My mom’s birthday! My brother’s is on 9/11. Every year I wonder if it’s gonna be my time.
Richard Cochnar
2024-12-10 01:35:59 +0000 UTC
And...AND...the CEO shooter is how I find out that hostels exist in America? I had no idea.
Lucy McGillicuddy
2024-12-10 01:10:44 +0000 UTC
The situation in Syria gave us one of the all-timers with Gary Johnson's "What is Aleppo?" in 2016. That's really all I know about it, but I'm sure what's happening there now is probably very bad.
Lucy McGillicuddy
2024-12-10 00:56:51 +0000 UTC
How did I miss the T-shirts?
Matt Miller
2024-12-10 00:53:08 +0000 UTC
lmao after giving it more than a moments thought, a pit stop city along a major interstate and a couple smaller highways makes as much sense as anywhere else to get nabbed BUT altoona is still an uncanny ass city which i think was what most of my reaction hinged on
patsy montana
2024-12-10 00:42:54 +0000 UTC
Listen to Your Favorite Band sucks for Paul Simon dirt. He’s worse than you thought.
Mickey Soltys
2024-12-10 00:22:23 +0000 UTC
A book recommendation on the US loving instability. “Empire of Disorder” by Alain Joxe.
Clammy_Damp
2024-12-10 00:05:07 +0000 UTC
It was December 7th ffs
GolfBaller
2024-12-10 00:03:36 +0000 UTC
Yup, he lived a life of opulence and could afford luxuries the majority of human beings in history could only dream of and he obtained that life by systematically destroying the lives of others.
And not even in an abstracted way as is the case for some of the ultra rich - he made decisions consciously that directly led to mass suffering and death.
In a sane world he’d have been on trial for crimes against humanity long before anyone had to resort to assassination.
Cthulhusbedandbreakfast
2024-12-10 00:01:52 +0000 UTC
It’s so wild that that author was calling doctors and specialists the “profiteers” of privatized healthcare, conveniently ignoring the fact that there is an entire unnecessary administrative workforce that exists because our healthcare is privatized.
Grant
2024-12-09 23:43:03 +0000 UTC
Regarding Syria - Assad may have been a really really bad dude I don’t think any left wing person would dispute that. But if you read what the axis of resistance has been saying Syria has been a major ally and land route to arm hezbollah and hamas. If you were concerned about the genocide this is only going to make things worse.
Secondly the major ‘rebel’ group that is now in charge is quite literally an offshoot of Al Qaeda. Their leader is a founder of Al Qaeda in Syria, a former ISIS high up and is Turkish backed (they hate the Kurds too).
So they’ve traded a tyrant for actual western backed terrorists. All those prisons allegedly being emptied will be full again soon.
gavin curran
2024-12-09 23:18:16 +0000 UTC
Another angle for me is that he had the resources and means to be a devoted husband and father and have his own house etc. I'm barely scraping by as a single person with no children and things don't look like they will be getting any better any time soon.
Lucy McGillicuddy
2024-12-09 23:05:06 +0000 UTC
Yeah, sus indeed.
Sonicthunder35
2024-12-09 22:53:42 +0000 UTC
Tom the thing with gracelands was that he broke the boycott. He made up for it by subsequently channeling money to the liberation struggle, so im told
Bags
2024-12-09 22:41:54 +0000 UTC
The problem with Graceland is that he broke the cultural boycott at the time to make it. Apparently paid and credited African artists well but also ripped off some american artists in the writing process
NoPasaran
2024-12-09 22:31:23 +0000 UTC
Yeah. I think he wanted to be found. Saw it coming. Idk why else he would have all that evidence on him.
Katherine Moss
2024-12-09 22:19:53 +0000 UTC
“The CEO was a devoted husband and father!”
Actually makes me hate him more.
He was capable of showing love and empathy for his family - yet when it came to the children of other people, well, no empathy for them.
If he was a cold blooded psychopath in his private life at least you could go “well he’s a monster of course he did this job.”
Him choosing to gleefully murder untold numbers of people to pad his wallet while being a “devoted husband and father” doesn’t make me feel for him the way these pundits want it to.
Saying “see? He had feelings and love in his heart - all of which he gladly set aside to throw human beings into a meat grinder for his personal profit.” Is not the W these folks seem to believe it is.
Cthulhusbedandbreakfast
2024-12-09 22:09:14 +0000 UTC
He may have just wanted to be found because it doesn’t make any other sense.
M
2024-12-09 21:46:23 +0000 UTC
please talk about 3d printed guns
dykeney houston
2024-12-09 21:37:41 +0000 UTC
Love the little outro jam
foul tarnished
2024-12-09 21:29:58 +0000 UTC
Your revolutionary brothers are waiting in Iowa.
Brandon Engmark
2024-12-09 21:21:43 +0000 UTC
I totally get that. I feel the same about where I live.... Summerdale Al.
I appreciate the sentiment you have for it and glad you made the distinction. 🖤
Beatrice VonPage
2024-12-09 21:17:31 +0000 UTC
not a read on altoona, i love altoona, but there are just a lot of that kind of person there
patsy montana
2024-12-09 21:13:43 +0000 UTC
Ahhhh fuck. Sounds horrible!
Thanks for shedding some light on it.
Beatrice VonPage
2024-12-09 21:13:28 +0000 UTC
if u were going south on 99 its the biggest stop for a while so i could see that, its a very sleepy city but not exactly somewhere i would try to disappear if i was the target of a nationwide manhunt, its filled with very moralistic ppl who watch the tv news all day lol
patsy montana
2024-12-09 21:12:23 +0000 UTC
I know it's by 99, but is it a town with much pass-through traffic like maybe he just stopped for food or somewhere soneone would hide out?
Beatrice VonPage
2024-12-09 20:59:53 +0000 UTC
Drop a foot and the narcs jaw. 🖤
Beatrice VonPage
2024-12-09 20:54:09 +0000 UTC
Sus, for sure. There's soooo many ways and places to ditch all the stuff between point a and point b.
Maybe he figured he'd be caught long before he made his escape so he didn’t care , maybe he planned to duce out on his own terms.... who knows but I certainly hope we find out.
Beatrice VonPage
2024-12-09 20:53:36 +0000 UTC
its weird bc i sorta figured if they "found" him it would be some sort of patsy situation or whatever, but him being apprehended in altoona is just an absolute looney tunes scenario, its too weird to be true and too weird to not be true at the same time for reasons that i cant entirely explain but will be self evident to anyone whos spent a good amount of time there
patsy montana
2024-12-09 20:53:31 +0000 UTC
He's good enough to do this and get out of Manhattan w/o being identified but then does this. Curious
Dr Nermal Funkenstein
2024-12-09 20:49:44 +0000 UTC
Between this and Biden dropping out you guys have recorded basically right before some crazy things. It's like the law of averages working on the tardy boys
Some Guy
2024-12-09 20:49:26 +0000 UTC
He was apparently carrying everything including the fake NJ ID he used. I mean I get getting rid of a gun might be difficult, not something I've done myself, but getting rid of an ID is easy. No idea why you would keep it unless you want to be found.
Some Guy
2024-12-09 20:46:47 +0000 UTC
not a joke lol
patsy montana
2024-12-09 20:44:01 +0000 UTC
Badlands would be my political campaign song.
Eva
2024-12-09 20:43:54 +0000 UTC
i used to regularly eat at that mcdonalds, my jaw dropped
patsy montana
2024-12-09 20:43:41 +0000 UTC
Kay... but the Clown Dick goes on the list too.
Beatrice VonPage
2024-12-09 20:37:40 +0000 UTC
i just want to use this forum to plug the 1978 classic "Darkness On The Edge Of Town" by Bruce Springsteen, American melodrama at its most undilute from start to finish. Keep pushin til it's understood !!!!!
patsy montana
2024-12-09 20:36:09 +0000 UTC
Let’s boycott McFuckle’s. I mean I haven’t eaten there in years but now I’m not gonna eat there even harder.
Thomb Thumb
2024-12-09 20:27:58 +0000 UTC
Fuck that boot lick cunt from McFuckShit that ratted out Luigi. Dude wasn't even on the pigs radar and some cunt working at the clown Dick called the NYPD tip line on him
Beatrice VonPage
2024-12-09 20:19:57 +0000 UTC
Second I guess
Sage
2024-12-09 20:10:37 +0000 UTC
First baby
Kranky
2024-12-09 20:06:03 +0000 UTC