Premium 323: The Egotistical Disciplines
Added 2024-09-09 19:50:45 +0000 UTC
This week we take a journey through paleontology, medieval times, and finally the academy, courtesy of the good folks at The Atlantic and the University of Austin
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hatsune kiku
2024-10-03 01:06:20 +0000 UTC
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hatsune kiku
2024-10-03 01:01:24 +0000 UTC
The Anarchist Cookbook
𝐅𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐚 𝐏𝐨𝐬𝐭
2024-09-29 03:28:57 +0000 UTC
The trilobites all died, but they stuck around for a ridiculous span of time. It basically took multiple mass extinctions to take the shelly bois out.
Spiders in a Trenchcoat
2024-09-18 03:13:21 +0000 UTC
i know it ain’t the episode but you foos got the fighters stuck in my head and i’ll never forgive you for that
v
2024-09-14 01:27:22 +0000 UTC
I'm glad the debate - apparently; I didn't watch it - took time to get to the bottom of who has been snatching up the neighborhood cats by the truckload (for meal-prep reasons), who owns what kind of gun, and whether or not it's good or bad that MS-13 gangsters are getting routine MTF-surgery in jail.
The US is such a profoundly unserious country.
Jesper Ohlsson
2024-09-13 14:25:51 +0000 UTC
I think most aids denialism is/was sadly gay guys who lived during the aids-pandemic and didn't have access to effective cheap medication. It probably permanently cooked the brains of some of them, still insisting on it out of sunk-cost.
No empathy for straight guys in 2024 still on that clownshit though.
Jesper Ohlsson
2024-09-13 12:16:19 +0000 UTC
No closeted gay guy has ever ostentatiously had sex with a girl to prove a point.
Jesper Ohlsson
2024-09-13 12:11:22 +0000 UTC
screwface would have been a cool chopped and screwed mf doom album
dice
2024-09-13 04:48:50 +0000 UTC
Counterpoint: Hawktuahsaurus
Luke S
2024-09-13 00:52:21 +0000 UTC
there is no proof that dilophosaurus was able to spit or even produce any sort of venom, or any other dinosaur for that matter i know of
dice
2024-09-13 00:48:54 +0000 UTC
Master of Muppets baby
Dame
2024-09-12 19:31:39 +0000 UTC
I was a fellow Jill Stein 2012 voter. She was the green party nominee. My rationale at the time was that Obama had still not done anything to move towards closing guantanamo Bay.
Anthony Reiner
2024-09-12 14:51:18 +0000 UTC
incredible quote from the gay talese article "i did this purely out of my unlimited curiosity about people and not as just a deranged voyeur"
patsy montana
2024-09-12 14:45:42 +0000 UTC
The shape of a tapir looks better on paper
Chapo has always branded nu metal as right wing
2024-09-12 04:03:55 +0000 UTC
She got doxxed by some right wing nut jobs and took a break from the pod. I think she decided to make the break permanent.I miss her too but respect her choice.
Emily Richardson
2024-09-12 02:46:49 +0000 UTC
I think it’s funny they start mentioning Polish writers like Miłosz as “Western canon” just as Poland is about to spend 5%(!!!) of its GDP on American made weapons. Polan stronk and smart.
Luke S
2024-09-11 20:46:25 +0000 UTC
Rough Order 3 peak screentime on the ol' gooning rig
panda-roux
2024-09-11 20:28:24 +0000 UTC
"a free and courageous society" is an interesting way to describe a slave empire, there truly is nothing new under the sun
mexicanhalloween .
2024-09-11 18:20:59 +0000 UTC
I listened to an old TWP episode yesterday, because someone brought it up on twitter as an episode that made them laugh out loud. (It's Episode 69: The Woke Strawman and Other Tall Tales.) It was wonderful to hear you guys in what sounded like happier, lighter times. And wonderful to have Tanya on air as well.
hatin' in da holler
2024-09-11 18:15:57 +0000 UTC
Fuck the haters. Need an ep combining all the great characters. Bob, Dave, Screw, all of em.
synthmage
2024-09-11 16:27:59 +0000 UTC
I somehow missed what happened to Tanya. Does anyone know or know the ep I should listen to? My wife and I miss her dearly.
E. GONZO
2024-09-11 14:02:20 +0000 UTC
Please let me help Perverts Through History a reality
Trey
2024-09-11 11:39:50 +0000 UTC
"A real Western Judeo-Christian would read all these Greek pagan kid touchers"
Also this kind of stuff, and really so much of the "classics" education is just rich people waxing poetic about abstract bullshit in order to justify their position. Hessiod probably was the "Wild at Heart" "Bible"(hardly any scripture in it it's trash) study guy of his time
Reactionaries just want their childhood back, truly. Babies at heart
Trey
2024-09-11 11:32:08 +0000 UTC
DJ Screwtape Letters goes hard
perkisize
2024-09-11 11:14:19 +0000 UTC
Kant was basically ethics = God, and God = ethics; deeply unserious despite taking himself very seriously. And yes, he basically did race realism.
Steven Pace
2024-09-11 05:29:20 +0000 UTC
The readings that “recall the principles of text selection followed at columbia these days” are identical to readings we did in the humanities program I was in over 20 years ago in the UC system. Thanks for polluting my mind yet again with one of these goddamn articles. I’m gonna go punch a baby or kick a dog into the freeway now.
Feedbag
2024-09-11 00:48:08 +0000 UTC
No son of mine.
Guess who won't inherit my limited edition collector's item Gears of War T-shirt for the original Xbox after I die in it?
Jesper Ohlsson
2024-09-10 23:04:48 +0000 UTC
I started with Battle Network, it was fun as hell.
August Gardener
2024-09-10 23:03:23 +0000 UTC
Thinking Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn is more important or relevant than Frantz Fanon is just racist dumbassery.
pferrix
2024-09-10 22:46:36 +0000 UTC
Goat head slippers would go hard af
Hxp
2024-09-10 21:55:31 +0000 UTC
Hannah Arendt is literally on our core syllabus at Columbia along with a bunch of western colonial shit like LMFAO?? We read Adam smith, Machiavelli, many chapters of the bible, Descartes, Aristotle, Plato, Socrates, Kant, Rousseau etc etc. We take 4 semesters of it and it’s all incredibly boring lol
mina
2024-09-10 21:34:44 +0000 UTC
Kind of sounds like Abe was gay. But, if we allow that a straight man could share a bed with another man for 5 years, I think it shouldn't raise an eyebrow if that man's death caused his bedfellow to be depressed.
Vincent
2024-09-10 20:53:49 +0000 UTC
DJ Screwtape Letters bit is the hardest I have laughed in a long time, nearly embarrassed myself.
Dan Eppolito
2024-09-10 19:13:09 +0000 UTC
The real question is Was Lincoln a top or bottom? With a nickname like Railsplitter I’m gonna say top.
Zach H.
2024-09-10 17:26:58 +0000 UTC
One of the major themes of the last two Dune books (heretics and chapterhouse) is the creation and interpretation of history and the hazards associated. I really think you guys should become Dune guys like me. Bless the maker and his water.
Sammy
2024-09-10 16:24:38 +0000 UTC
Mummy's voice you say?
https://youtu.be/G8qhrURrQbI?si=igNv8EeuGEZOEiQP
Lucy McGillicuddy
2024-09-10 15:44:17 +0000 UTC
Came to say this it def started with Marcellus Wallace and was a cool kid hat tip by weird Al that made it blow up
Matt
2024-09-10 15:40:19 +0000 UTC
I've heard convincing speculation that Reagan was bisexual.
Lucy McGillicuddy
2024-09-10 15:12:33 +0000 UTC
Maybe Lincoln wasn’t gay. He was a professional wrestler and traveled the carnival circuit. Wrestlers like Mick Foley are famous for finding ways to save money on the road. Maybe they were just road dogs trying to save a greenback dollar. Then again, if you were to tell me one Me Hunter Hearst Helmsley and Shawn Michaels didn’t explore each other’s bodies…
Breadnutz
2024-09-10 14:52:29 +0000 UTC
The modern equivalent of jousting is Nascar
Ralley Taura
2024-09-10 14:49:59 +0000 UTC
Pretty sure that guy just wanted to write an article in order to show off what he learned in college, majoring in Journalism with a focus on Critical Theory of Insufferable Columnists? 😆
Jessica S
2024-09-10 14:14:57 +0000 UTC
gotta add Mirage, the alt history book where christians do 9/11 to Baghdad in the USA (united states of arabia)
D. Elwood
2024-09-10 13:39:13 +0000 UTC
Imagining Tarence as a catboy while stroking my shit
Andrew Dunn
2024-09-10 12:43:58 +0000 UTC
The North American monkey is the actual monkeys that live in Florida. Sure they aren't, like, indigenous (they are settler monkeys) but they live in the wild
Andrew Dunn
2024-09-10 12:42:37 +0000 UTC
This asshole is just describing a typical history major tract at a small state school. These freaks haven't been inside a classroom for 40 years and think they know what's being taught lol
Jonathan Howard
2024-09-10 12:17:10 +0000 UTC
Don't forget to add "The hungriest caterpillar"and the novelization of the movie "The Beekeeper"
Eric Murphy
2024-09-10 09:21:29 +0000 UTC
DJ Screwtape Letters and Grunge Biggie being awarded the Medal of Freedom by President Bob Dylan (Getty Images)
Andrew
2024-09-10 08:45:41 +0000 UTC
Thank you, God bless
Thomas
2024-09-10 07:48:31 +0000 UTC
Hi guys just petitioning for you to add O.J. Simpson’s western classic “If I Did It…” to your syllabus
Thomas
2024-09-10 07:47:16 +0000 UTC
If Nero didn't take shit for fiddling, Hitler would have been content just painting
Luke T
2024-09-10 05:26:14 +0000 UTC
All I gotta say is https://youtu.be/g8LLN0NEwQg
Andrew
2024-09-10 05:10:29 +0000 UTC
Always kinda thought of raccoons as the North American monkey
LOAF
2024-09-10 04:13:00 +0000 UTC
His impressions always circle back to Nolan Batman villains. And I love him for it.
Emily Richardson
2024-09-10 03:11:21 +0000 UTC
Shoulda been a cyborg
Jesscon
2024-09-10 01:55:00 +0000 UTC
Excellent from beginning to end. 😂
Kallie Schell
2024-09-10 01:24:16 +0000 UTC
DJ Screwtape Letters may be the best bit of all time
Kellen Singer
2024-09-10 00:44:09 +0000 UTC
(dj screwtape letters voice) doing laudanum with bin Ladin
Rae Rae
2024-09-10 00:27:03 +0000 UTC
THE DJ SCREWTAPE LETTERS lmao. What a great bit
Steven
2024-09-09 23:58:31 +0000 UTC
Thank you. Came to comments to say the same
minty
2024-09-09 23:32:47 +0000 UTC
First time I ever heard "Medieval on Your Ass" was Pulp Fiction, thought that might be a QT original
Cory Bradfield
2024-09-09 23:29:40 +0000 UTC
You can be a cyborg squirrel hybrid for sure.
Ian
2024-09-09 23:28:20 +0000 UTC
The BEST you can do, for 18-22yr olds, is expose them TO these works, ideas (not the dumb shitty ones nyle or this u of Austin asshole wants) and try to teach them the tools to use to understand and think critically about the works, in the event that years down the road, should they get a hankering for it, they can go back and actually appreciate what the authors were doing
William
2024-09-09 23:10:23 +0000 UTC
alumni-cranks and video game man-babies have basically the same core issue that animates them, which is "how can the next generation have exactly the same experience I had, and come to the same superior take-away from it that I did?"
"You have to read Marcus Aurelius for your education to mean anything" is the academia analogue to "my son has to start with Mega Man 2, because it's the best one. If he accidentally starts with that Battle Network shit and likes it I'm gonna fucking kill myself".
Jesper Ohlsson
2024-09-09 22:26:33 +0000 UTC
Tarence’s second Reagan attempt sounded like ledger’s joker
William
2024-09-09 22:24:50 +0000 UTC
Big pesticide framing bats with the Covid 19 pandemic
William
2024-09-09 22:13:26 +0000 UTC
"Should I ask Bill Gates if he has any financial interest in AI being perceived as the biggest invention of our time when he comes on the program? No, no, that's not what I do. I'm in the nonsense-business."
Jesper Ohlsson
2024-09-09 22:10:33 +0000 UTC
The Idea's Section is the "I wanna say some stuff, but you can't get mad at me if its dumb" part of the paper.
Jesper Ohlsson
2024-09-09 22:08:04 +0000 UTC
Yeah, okay, but what was Nero supposed to be doing? Putting the fire out with his bare hands? Fuck off haters
William
2024-09-09 22:05:40 +0000 UTC
Glad I didn’t make that one up in my head!!!!
sarah
2024-09-09 22:03:22 +0000 UTC
Tarence you are the only other person I’ve found that also got very into this paleontology drama 😭
sarah
2024-09-09 22:03:10 +0000 UTC
An Akubra hat!
Uso Dayo
2024-09-09 21:44:48 +0000 UTC
As someone who studies and teaches the shit Ferguson is lamenting the loss of in the academy: y’all are more real intellectuals than either of these clowns. Absolutely deranged responses to fields like anthropology moving beyond the Western canon, though not new responses. Cheers boys, appreciate the ep as always
Corey Herrmann
2024-09-09 21:37:46 +0000 UTC
Earliest known use of “get medieval” is “Ima get medieval on your arse” - Pulp Fiction 1994
Uso Dayo
2024-09-09 21:34:02 +0000 UTC
I thought Lincoln has been out for a while now. Isn’t that what the Log Cabin Republicans are all about?
Mickey Soltys
2024-09-09 21:20:49 +0000 UTC
Tarence Rae Jepsen
Richard Cochnar
2024-09-09 21:08:22 +0000 UTC
Oh shit, they finally said e-crisis
Al Harris
2024-09-09 20:56:55 +0000 UTC
Dilophosaurus
this comment is a bit. imagine if i meant it
FamilyGorgeous
2024-09-09 20:55:32 +0000 UTC
trillbillyworkersparty@gmail.com
Trillbilly Worker's Party
2024-09-09 20:38:41 +0000 UTC
I can’t wait until q anon finds out Abe Lincoln wore goat head slippers.
Cory Waring
2024-09-09 20:30:15 +0000 UTC
Hey do y'all have an email acct or something? I wanted to send ya something.
HarshMalarkey
2024-09-09 20:03:32 +0000 UTC
Less than 3 minutes in and my tendency to add a little razzle dazzle to past capers and hijinks has been validated. Much appreciated, boys.
Norma Louise
2024-09-09 20:03:23 +0000 UTC
1st
Drakkalen
2024-09-09 19:54:37 +0000 UTC