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I’ll listen to Tom eating like Tom will listen to Jeremy Irons eating

linden.lime

2cb was actually legally sold as a sex enhancer until the 1990s

TJ

The Apostle Paul once called himself Gods Flakiest Friend, Im pretty sure.

Trey

is this the real reason why programmed to chill ended? jimmy discovered that bob dylan was behind some of the worlds most heinous acts?

hatsune kiku

This has to be a troll. You didn’t seriously take time out of your day to write to trillbillies customer service did you?

Feedbag

Mdma is absolutely not a psychedelic. It’s for people who are too wussy to do real drugs.

Feedbag

Love you folks. You be you. It's all good.

Lee Cokorinos

RE your assertion on Episode 387 about Patreon subscribers loving the Dylan schtick (BTW non subscribers are subs & subscribers are doms): I'll stay subscribed no matter how shitty your Patreon episodes are, BUT shit like the episode after your San Francisco trip is garbage. It's not the Dylan voice. It's that it was both devoid of content AND not funny. // I don't have a podcast, so my output is precisely jack shit & as such your bad episodes are better than my zero episodes. Still, please do something better than the 2 mics talking about nothing. Get any 3rd person on so there's at least 3 people talking about nothing OR just don't put out an episode when you have nothing good. It's fine. I'm pretty sure most people will put up with a "no episode" week every once in a while.

Dan Davis

Darius Rucker travels back in time to April 30, 1960 to warn eastern Kentucky native Francis Gary Powers "They're gonna shoot down your U-2."

Lucy McGillicuddy

Diabolical bob and an unhinged sexually charged atmosphere... i'm never unsubbing

Betsy

tom saying women dont know how much eating pussy hurts...during pride....interesting

patsy montana

I've definitely flexed with "just so you know I have TMJ" so they know the sacrifice I'm making.

Lucy McGillicuddy

I saw a bumper sticker about 15 years ago that said "I am pro-paw paw and I vote." I think about that message to this day.

Lucy McGillicuddy

Did I miss a memo and were doing face id on our phones? I though it was bad because cops could just put your phone in front of your face to unlock it.

Lucy McGillicuddy

She absolutely does.

Lucy McGillicuddy

I saw a bumper sticker about 15 years ago that said "I am pro-paw-paw and I vote." I still think about that.

Lucy McGillicuddy

//Friday I was admittedly a bit distracted while listening (doing summer-planting stuff), but it seems like the gist of that book is about the gulf between seeing "a resource for what it is, to whatever capacity it provides, to whoever needs it, at the pace it is needed" (ie, the way a normal person would) and the modern, capitalistic way of looking at it, which is "this resource is potentially worth X, but it stops being worth exactly X very shortly after we rev up the extraction-industry needed to push the value X from it, at which point it slowly or rapidly starts depreciating in value, which in turn has a cascading effect on things like market speculation on that value, ie, stocks, and the combined effect of these two skewed factors (perceived depreciating value, and expectations of ever-green-growth via speculation) heavily colors "what is possible", as far as future possibilites goes? Is this the gist of it? If it is - and I have the feeling that it is - it's one of those things that "seem difficult to understand by lay people" only if you feel holden to things like "worrying about stake-holders" or similar. If you're just joe-schmo off the street, you actually have to do a fair amount of suspention of disbelief to stretch your own concerns in a way that encompasses something so far outside of your own reality like quarterly dividends (as reasons for why people/companies do what they do). If you're "just some guy", this is an "opt-into" layer of unnecessary problems to devote a lot of time and energy towards (even if you believe "these people" in their heart of hearts "mean well, and want to do what's right", which I do think is often the case; they're just tasking themselves with trying to push a cube into a triangular hole). ...the obvious answer here is to "duh, just don't have those perimeters for your lived-experience, of what you dream of for the future, and by extention imagine being possible", but that's not how these things work. If you can get this guest on the pod, I'd love to hear an interview. Not going to read her book though; I'm sadly illiterate.

Jesper Ohlsson

???? There was once a whole ass woman on the show believe it or not

Jasmine

All I have to do to not hear Bob is unsub? Bet.

Matthew Trimble

diabolical bob kills me, absolutely hilarious 🙏

RBayWest

With love Terrance, no more bob please

Taz

love it for me when tom says moneyfornothinanthechicksforfree

hatsune kiku

Tom it’s money for nothin CHECKS for free, not chicks

Jay S.

Nice. Plus that whole Traveling Wilburys thing...feat the boys and Roy

Joebaby

This is a writers room bitch

Ceruleania

Just thought of this one. (teens in 2017): I think I'm gonna buy a Juuuuuul

Tom's Trips Official

Diabolical Bob!

Evan Hayward

Classic ep. Love y’all boys

cccph

I know I'm two days late to the party, but this is Darius Rucker in line to see the first Pokemon movie: "I only wanna see Mewtwo!"

Guy Incognito

he wasn’t

topclock

Good lord. lol.

TheRedHollow

I'd be curious to hear how Snagglepuss might approach impersonating Bob Dylan, even

Larry Dairy

I'm from where the only place venus flytraps are known to be native to (Wilmington nc area) and our local teams get names like the sharks and the sea dawgs. Been pissing me off my whole life

Will N

To me this episode is 1 hour and 40 minutes of tantric sex and I loved it

Abbie

“You can be baptized. Then you can write Money for Nothing. With the slurs!”

Ceruleania

4 minutes into this episode Tarence drops “what’s your tight end gonna be receiving? Probably something a lil bigger right? 😏” and the boys just move right on without even touching that. Professionals to the core.

Chapo has always branded nu metal as right wing

I have actually had a meltdown thinking about how paw paws are this delicious fleshy fruit that has evolved to rot and create baby paw paws with the ample seeds and then convinced myself I was a bad biological creature because I don't want to have kids after thinking too much about paw paws .... happy to hear I'm not the only one who has come to dramatic assessments about the paw paws ....

L

love this lol

sarah

I fear there are no drugs involved in the making of this production. That’s what keeps me up at night

sarah

I'm here for the nutsack content. -- God's Fake Friend

auf die Welle

2CE is definitely not mild. If you haven't tried it you should it's pretty crazy. It literally had me seeing unicorns on the walls 😂 but the two times I did it I definitely did a heroic dose according to erowid

Andrew Owens

1:04:18 I've never heard you laugh that hard before Tarence

Trixie

You guys need to do a live show because I need to see your faces when you're laughing like this

Trixie

can the next ep please be the odyssey of Bob Dylan and Snagglepuss getting fucked up on Melungeonn Gold and attempting to navigate the state funded healthcare system??

Lindsay

Darius goes back to 2008 and warns George Bush "somebody's gonna throw a shoeeeeee"

Rae Rae

Stewart Copeland also did the excellent soundtrack for Spyro the Dragon. Related?

Tom's Trips Official

Seriously on the Hootie riffing, I needed that shit today.

Jana Blunt

The Police got their name because Stewart Copeland’s dad was CIA. I’m not making this up.

foreversincebreakfast

The last few minutes were an absolute blessing. The hootie riffing I didn't know I needed. Other opportunities: I'm thinkin that I got swine fluuuu (time traveling back to when the first cow ancestor evolved) I think you gotta try to mooooo (present when Dave Grohl was forming a band called Fighters) I think that you should add a Foooooo

Tom's Trips Official

Gonna call the dispensary and see if they’ve got any mulguneon gold

Mae Berens

Quality

Jana Blunt

My dad was telling me this morning about how he found the point in the Red Sea where Moses parted it. Apparently it’s only like 50 miles across. He keeps talking about how the Jews were enslaved in Egypt for hundred of years. I just need to tell someone. I’m gonna end up in the rubber room. These fucking idiots and their magic fucking book…

Chapo has always branded nu metal as right wing

The prophet Darius is greater than bob

William

Turned off at warnings ⚠️ ty

E

My gf wants to eat a paw paw so badly that we’re going to travel for it next year. Now you’re telling me she wants one because they resemble a pair of SDNs?

Richard Cochnar

I’ve been swimming more lately and can confirm the sack shrink. My junk was looking like chewed bubble gum that fell on a dirty barber shop floor, real great for my self esteem

Cullen S

I think we’re gonna call it sooooouuuuuuppppp

Patrick

in my pants im gonna Goo-ooooooooooo

carl

7 hour hardcast or I'm unsubscribing

Jenital

She probably knows more about them than the boys do! 😂

Mary Radford

Tom’s dismay when the taming of the shrew line drops 🤣🤣🤣

Noah Shue

I literally always thought he was having sex for 7 hrs lmao I feel so deceived 🥸

Karen Agena

I would love to hear her thoughts.

Noah Shue

Here I was thinking I’m the only guy who accidentally incapacitates myself for a few mins by sitting on it 🤣

Noah Shue

Nut sac convos make me really miss Tanya

Mary Radford

wait women listen to this??

Jacob Nathan

I appreciate the more serious and high minded episodes you guys do, but silly episodes of the two of you just chopping it up is why I'm a loyal Trillbillies subscriber

Matthew Perpetua

I did 2ce in college and stared at a pixelated moon for about 3 hours. But honestly it coulda been anything a septimed art major sold it to me.

creetch

ALL TOM WANTS TO DO IS CHEEEWWWWWWWWWWEW

AL

This fuckin episode is so beautifully unhinged.

AL

Thank you for finally closing the gaping maw that was the lack of nutsack discourse on the Left.

ben shull

There is a legit Dylan-Knopfler connection! Mark Knopfler produced Bob Dylan’s 1984 album Infidels. A year before Money For Nothing.

foreversincebreakfast

Venus fly trap mascot just swallowing kids’ heads in the stands

Dame

The Syracuse Orange mascot was perfectly built for fresh produce football

Dame

Bringing back Kony2012 but it’s about generational trauma

Brolin Xavier

Have you or a loved one been affected by the urge to grovel?

Trixie

I always thought mescaline was overrated. 2CB is amazing though. :)

Miles_B

Bob wasn't gonna make me stop listening but "CORNerback" might, cmon Tarence

Trixie

I keep mixing up morgellons and melungeon in my head. I know at least one isn't real.

Jesper Ohlsson

Ran out of fingers after ten, boys.

Cory Waring

Hell yeah, fuck the Dylan haters. Every week a new impersonation sounds uncannily like Bobby D.

Cory Waring

I think I’m gonna eat my poooooooo

Evensmallermicropeenhus

Is horny Tarence back?

MallSoft 95

About time someone went after Sting

Tyler Pittman

bless y'alls fuckin dumb ass hearts 🥲

spoon

You guys need some Diabolical Bob Dylan merch.

Kaj412

I cannot say the same for all 2c analogues

bnlar

Yeah if you can get your hands on some I recommend it for a good occasion. Don’t snort it straight up. Burns. If you take it nasally do it in a water solution.

bnlar

Don’t ever change. You don’t know it, but this episode examines political economy just like a “serious” one does.

bnlar

Been waiting so long for yall to make the connection that petty Dylan and knopfler are the same guy

Noah Shue

My brother showed me this metal band a while back called "Berried Alive" and all of their songs are fruit puns, such as Bomegranate, Grape Digger, and Havocado. Which I think would be great team names for this new football/supermarket sweep league!

Tanner

Hell yeah Dylan’s back babbbbyyyy

Kelley

2-CB is fantastic and Shulgin’s books are legitimately fascinating. Pihkal is one of my favorites- the recipes that make up the entire second 500 pages are completely impossible to reproduce without DEA levels of industrial chemical access and multiple PhDs but even reading those are a fun romp through the mind of someone who really knew what they were doing.

Daryl Dingman

Someone should make a Looney Tunes style of cat and mouse cartoon where a toddler-sized Allen Dulles and James Jesus Angleton chase Fidel Castro and Che Guevara, who always manage to escape in zany and improbable ways

voteforjefe

I recently came up with the idea that mascots are now players in whatever professional sports but they're agents of chaos that don't play for either side. Their entire purpose is to fuck up the game for everyone else. Imagine trying to play a normal game of basketball and Benny the Bull comes out of the sidelines and just tackles someone mid-dunk. Imagine the Phillie Phanatic swapping your bat with one of those mini bats. Imagine Iceburgh the Penguin adding in two additional pucks to the game. I would ABSOLUTELY watch EVERY SPORT EVER if this was the case.

æmbər

excellent episode lads, may Bob live forever 9/11 riff killed me

Ian

2cb fucking rocks

Matt Esparza

when i was in first grade one of the third graders ate a bunch of poison ivy in front of everyone to prove he was tougher than poison ivy.

topclock

Not gonna lie, I was really wondering where the Parable of the Ten Ping Pong Balls was going.

Grant

I feel so seen to hear paw-paws mentioned. Otherwise known as the Indiana Banana. This things are so good. It's insane they arent more utilized in cooking but I guess theyre hard to come by. Hit me up with Paw Paw recipes

JacobSchwinn

I listen to that year zero ep all the time when I need some easy listening. Fully support this

William

I’m afraid to hear what I’m gonna hear when I press play…

Bryan Welch

have you thought about doing another year zero with jimmy falyn gong and alex aviña? jimmy interviewed him when his big foreign exchange piece came out and they were riffing wild about sicario. itd be a nice follow up when you had jimm and dimitri on about pynchon

daniel

We are learning all kinds of shit with this episode! 😆

Savanna LaMaison

I love you guys

McMiller

About to fly from Denver to Louisville thank you Trillbillies 🙏

Jonathan Howard

i literally love him

FamilyGorgeous

the only man i love more than Bob is Sting

FamilyGorgeous


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