Premium 303: Fats Carpenter Finds No Peace
Added 2024-05-06 12:00:08 +0000 UTCYou're all allowed to cry during this one
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My favorite "big loose one" from my youth was when I told the boys that lived down the street from me that 1986 Indianapolis 500 winner Bobby Rahal was my Uncle. That was in response to their claim that their grandpa knew Bob Chandler, creator of the first monster truck Bigfoot. I had to top that somehow and it was the late 80's.
Lucy McGillicuddy
2025-04-02 10:16:12 +0000 UTCI don't get to brag about this ever, but I played the bloody knuckle quarter game with a kid who would later be on an NFL team.
Denny Kuespert
2024-08-05 12:56:33 +0000 UTCSweet, so your thief gets high on that rare metal money and you can get high on those sweet toxic fumes
Matt Esparza
2024-05-19 01:01:13 +0000 UTCThat would have to be the lamest way to “win” a beef though. It’s almost cool it’s so fucking lame. “Oh you fool, I actually framed you into calling me a pedo!”
Matt Esparza
2024-05-19 00:53:02 +0000 UTCBasement level take from Tom but we’ll forgive him
Kyle Turnbull
2024-05-14 20:05:31 +0000 UTCClassic ep
Adam Murphy
2024-05-13 01:53:28 +0000 UTChttps://youtu.be/lcSA3TyiTjc?si=DT5UjBBA5-_2OatE ^bc Toby Keith and AI covers have been mentioned recently you need to be aware of this masterpiece
Chloe Scattergood
2024-05-10 15:40:15 +0000 UTCHeavy long screw drivers could be used to bludgeon a frail mother if they are like long screw bats for those big heavy weight screws or like big machine screws that need a long tool to reach
Gru
2024-05-10 15:20:50 +0000 UTCI looked it up on wikipedia (it has its own page) and the amount of fines they had to pay seemed pretty low, and similarly the compensation paid to the people who got literal shit in their eyes and mouth. I'm unsure if there even was a follow-up class-action lawsuit about it, which would be really wild. What's also wild is that the ferry that got the full tank of shit poured onto and into it was cleaned up and ready to resume its schedule a mere 2-3 hours later. That's either some incredibly efficient cleaners (who hopefully got tripple-pay that day), or pretty lax standards for small ferries in the Chicago rivers. In either case, dumping a full tank of blackwater in the middle of the day, as you're passing what seems like a heavily trafficked bridge, is certainly a choice.
Jesper Ohlsson
2024-05-10 14:13:37 +0000 UTCI’m listening to the free episode. So fucking funny.
Rock Wallie
2024-05-10 00:02:31 +0000 UTCWhat do I have to do to just never ever ever hear Terence’s Cartman impression again?
Jason Burris
2024-05-09 17:58:44 +0000 UTCthe 100% reliable police training film Surviving Edged Weapons informs me that screwdrivers are the second most common stabbing implement. said training film also shows that being attacked by satanist with a wavy bladed dagger is a plausible threat for a beat cop, and who am i to doubt a cop's lived experience
Fingerless
2024-05-09 14:43:38 +0000 UTCDeeply disappointed that you didn’t go far enough in the animals good at sports list to get to Air Buddies, Air Bud’s progeny
Julia
2024-05-09 14:33:47 +0000 UTCThis is Jockey libel
Gorrozolla aka AntiLinguist
2024-05-09 11:04:20 +0000 UTC...I re-listened to your episode on Chapo today while I was out walking, and it's actually really wild that Mitt Romney did a Biden and just plainly laid out - John Ehrlichman style (he's the guy who laid bare the actual thinking behind the war on drugs) - that the main reason there was a sudden interest in "doing something about Tiktok" is that it makes it harder to lock young people into a curated narrative about whatever. You're not supposed to admit that, on the record. The only reason I know about it, is that the demographic that this (mostly) pertains to, is also the kind of people who know how to find and save these kinds of clips, forever.
Jesper Ohlsson
2024-05-08 23:21:22 +0000 UTCAmazing
Ryan Hagerman
2024-05-08 23:18:21 +0000 UTCluke-warm take: it's pretty corny to call yourself Drake like you're 14 and just discovered there's another name for a (lesser type of) dragon after playing the original Baldur's Gate for the first time. It's like having your first hotmail account or MSN-messenger alias be your professional stage-name.
Jesper Ohlsson
2024-05-08 20:48:30 +0000 UTCEveryone pretends Nas won that one beef so they don't have to admit that Jay came out on top when all he really did was call Nas gay. Kendrick might be the hipsters' choice, but if it comes out that Drake's camp really did feed him a bunch of BS, it won't matter how many Ethers he thinks he dropped.
synthmage
2024-05-08 13:45:32 +0000 UTCthis is a lofty scenario gold mine
Big-Stink
2024-05-08 11:15:58 +0000 UTCYou will definitely notice that your catalytic converter is gone.
PJ Renteria
2024-05-08 08:33:00 +0000 UTCwhere my phillips head heads at 🙌
big mood
2024-05-08 00:20:53 +0000 UTCMy men went on and took over Chapo. I love you guys. 💯 🔥
Tim Green
2024-05-08 00:18:18 +0000 UTCIt only takes like 3lbs of pressure to pierce skin. Or maybe it's 5 idk, either way not a lot at all. Screwdrivers can stab for sure
Cole Heideman
2024-05-07 22:50:56 +0000 UTCFrankie Muniz was a zebra in a horse racing movie called "Racing Stripes" But that's not doing a human sport
Andrew Dunn
2024-05-07 22:50:22 +0000 UTC"A philips screwdriver is a bludgeoning-tool" is one of your wildest takes, so far. I'm pretty sure just about every prison-centric tv show has had a "don't let prisoners have unfettered access to the tool-shop" storyline as an excuse to surprise viewers with how easy it is to make a stabbing weapon that *isn't* something intuitively stabby (like a screwdriver). If anything, I (very rarely, but occasionally) get a slight shiver when handling a screwdriver because of how much tv has re-contextualized the idea of it as an incredibly brutal stabbing tool. ...the concept of "a shiv" is maybe one of those things the general population don't really need to know about.
Jesper Ohlsson
2024-05-07 22:40:39 +0000 UTCIt’s kinda nice to know there’s a limited number of dogs that get abused like that.
Brendan Garcia
2024-05-07 22:14:34 +0000 UTCTom goes to jail and pretends to be 86 year old Bill Clinton.
Lucy McGillicuddy
2024-05-07 22:06:55 +0000 UTCPro Drake? I'm out of here!!!
KOF
2024-05-07 20:36:30 +0000 UTCLmao
KOF
2024-05-07 16:02:34 +0000 UTCYou guys really need to do a collaboration with E1, all of you are on the exact same levels of humor
Amelia Moss
2024-05-07 12:17:45 +0000 UTCThey're fungi
Andrew Dunn
2024-05-07 12:15:59 +0000 UTCNicknames come from individual or unique traits. So it doesn't make sense as a nickname anymore
Andrew Dunn
2024-05-07 10:23:47 +0000 UTCI agree with Tom on most things but Drake making the best music out of those three is a nuclear take
David Brown
2024-05-07 07:40:22 +0000 UTCIs Michael Phelps a pool shark?
Ceruleania
2024-05-07 06:38:55 +0000 UTCAir Bud Hydrophobia
Ceruleania
2024-05-07 06:37:01 +0000 UTCAre angels animals? How would you classify them?
Ceruleania
2024-05-07 06:35:36 +0000 UTCDRAKE HAS RELEASED THE SUPERIOR MUSIC THANK YOU
Jesse
2024-05-07 05:38:12 +0000 UTCPervert Mr Ed has to meet Mr Hands.
Richie A
2024-05-07 03:31:50 +0000 UTCSlim Termite is clearly Fats Carpenters nemesis
Mark Hardgrove
2024-05-07 02:06:19 +0000 UTCFats Carpenter's wife should be a human woman, ala Jessica Rabbit.
Gorrozolla aka AntiLinguist
2024-05-07 01:58:39 +0000 UTCFood bowl mysteriously full.
Will
2024-05-07 00:55:59 +0000 UTCmariana slim’s villain origin is that he read Catcher in the Rye as a young impressionable shark
Triskaideka
2024-05-07 00:53:31 +0000 UTCIt’s always a good episode when 60% of it consists of yall coming up with a movie plot
Grace Alston
2024-05-07 00:49:53 +0000 UTCThere is now a Dave involved in the KenDrake Affair, I think this Dave is being accused of being….the real father to Kendrick Lamar’s kids? Again, trillbilly’s stay ahead of the curve
Yani x
2024-05-06 23:45:03 +0000 UTC…several times in roughly the span of one hour
Feedbag
2024-05-06 22:55:29 +0000 UTCYou guys have defeated the E1 podcast
Feedbag
2024-05-06 22:53:06 +0000 UTCThe daonator
Сейдж
2024-05-06 21:51:16 +0000 UTCThe real life pool playersm Minnesota Fats is allegedly the illegitimate father of singer Etta James. Also, the real person named himself after the movie character as a gimmick. He was born in Harlem as Rudolf Wanderone. Walter Tevis, the author of The Hustler lived in Kentucky. In Color of Money, the protagonist Fast Eddie lives in Kentucky I've been playing pool since I was 14 years old so Tom saying Efren Reyes made me shit myself in parasocial happiness
Andrew Dunn
2024-05-06 21:29:05 +0000 UTCAs a three time victim of catalytic converter theft, it is indeed all about the precious metals and can kinda fill your car with noxious fumes as it roars down the street at 20mph
Daniel E
2024-05-06 21:24:58 +0000 UTCSimon and Garfunkel have diss tracks about Donovan and Bob Dylan
Mae Berens
2024-05-06 20:51:33 +0000 UTCand the gaping hole in your exhaust is unbearably noisy. and it fucks your engines gas efficiency and reduces the power of your engine due to loss of back pressure.
Josh Aych
2024-05-06 20:49:17 +0000 UTCBest episode
E
2024-05-06 20:42:10 +0000 UTCGoogle Fats Kaplan
Mickey Soltys
2024-05-06 20:25:38 +0000 UTC#neverforgetDMBpoop
Michael Wadman
2024-05-06 20:01:09 +0000 UTCTom is riding with Drake.. on the school bus
Cullen S
2024-05-06 19:21:42 +0000 UTCFeel that. Gotta get that rolling as well as the fund to meet up with Chris Rufo. Just to talk...
BUSHxDIDx911
2024-05-06 18:45:05 +0000 UTCI’ll pay 25$ a month…if 5$ a month goes to her peaceful retirement
Kaz jennifer Louise Lasker Schwarz
2024-05-06 18:41:56 +0000 UTCI'm dying at Tom absolutely insisting that you can't get stabbed with a Philips head. Bringing back memories of Bryan Quinby insisting you could try to cut him with a sawzall and it wouldn't work.
Tom's Trips Official
2024-05-06 18:40:15 +0000 UTCYes! We need to randomly remind people of this every 2 years or so 🤓
Kaz jennifer Louise Lasker Schwarz
2024-05-06 18:38:58 +0000 UTCWwwwwhhhhhhoooo put the catalytic converter in my peanut butter???!!?!!?
Kaz jennifer Louise Lasker Schwarz
2024-05-06 18:36:04 +0000 UTCFats Paypig
Benj
2024-05-06 18:28:03 +0000 UTCNew tier where I pay but don't listen
Benj
2024-05-06 18:27:09 +0000 UTCI think not having catalytic converter will mess with passing an emissions test. And they can be pricey to replace. It's just kind of a pain all around to get it stolen.
Jessica
2024-05-06 18:26:02 +0000 UTCTerance, you might not get gray hair but I could totally see you rocking that shock-white hair that’s on par with a character in a King or Lovecraftian story that witnessed madness and has snapped
Cullen S
2024-05-06 18:25:36 +0000 UTCNeither animal character speaks and the entire movie is overhead shots of a billiards table. There’s so much backstory but it’s all expressed visually through the top of the character’s head.
dick titball
2024-05-06 17:33:29 +0000 UTCI would pay just to hear both of you wheeze from laughing.
AL
2024-05-06 16:50:47 +0000 UTCIt feels like a lie a kid would make up but it isn’t - Air Bud is the same dog that was on Full House.
Eva
2024-05-06 16:47:42 +0000 UTCDave Matthew's Band dropped a tank of shit on a tour boat in Chicago. He dissed architectural enthusiasts, that shady South African.
Michael Wadman
2024-05-06 16:47:38 +0000 UTCI'll sign up if Tanya is an option
Lindsay
2024-05-06 16:44:31 +0000 UTC..Without having any biblical source to back it up, it feels intuitively like angels are more in-line with being plants and trees than animals or humans. They're purpose-driven like a plant - they fill specific functions according to creed - they're notably not humans (in having a soul, I guess), and it feels disparaging to liken them to an animal. So, plant it is.
Jesper Ohlsson
2024-05-06 15:43:40 +0000 UTC🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Trillbilly Worker's Party
2024-05-06 15:30:01 +0000 UTCFats Klebold 2024
Ben Meredyk
2024-05-06 15:29:05 +0000 UTCNow this is the content I pay for
Noah Shue
2024-05-06 14:53:01 +0000 UTCYou will definitely know if your cat is stolen. Your car will be loud as fuck.
Tyler
2024-05-06 14:25:50 +0000 UTChttps://youtu.be/5P6-V7J5S-0?si=akmABYvFIwCmN9Fc Yes, you can cry to this.
Evan
2024-05-06 14:02:27 +0000 UTCFats Carpenter: .......... Mariana Slim: ........... (cuz neither of them speak human language)
Trixie
2024-05-06 13:48:15 +0000 UTCThere was a guy named Fats Russell on the Rhode Island men’s basketball team a couple years ago.
Brendan Garcia
2024-05-06 13:24:28 +0000 UTCI don’t know what my demands are, but if you don’t, I’m going to misquote Tom talking about the gorilla in baseball movie and say it’s a racism
William
2024-05-06 13:22:56 +0000 UTCI've heard from a source of questionable reliability that there will soon be a new $20 Patreon tier. $20/Month - Blood Brother This level of contribution entitles you to perform a blood brothers ceremony with the Trillbilly host of your choice.
BUSHxDIDx911
2024-05-06 12:53:22 +0000 UTCTeam Phillips head here: the Phillips head is shaped down to a fine point - all the force is focused down onto that point. It’s only a few cm away from an awl. Flat head puts that force across a wider area. Could probably do it with both though, if motivated
William
2024-05-06 12:25:12 +0000 UTC
