Ah, the abridged version where he was far more cooler and less annoying than his actual canon self. XD
Tanya Munn
2022-07-04 05:11:15 +0000 UTC
"Oh, look at me. I'm Kayaba Akihiko. I have, like, an invincible shield that can block any attack, and also, like, a super sweet sword that does infinity plus two damage and can cut through anything, even, like, Wolverine claws and shit because I am so awesome and cool..."
2022-06-19 03:40:18 +0000 UTC
"I've got good news, you see, there is no need to wonder where your god is, because he's right here. And He's fresh out of mercy."