I get back to the lab after a month with Methys and I find a half ton humanoid turkey chasing our technicians gobbling and begging them to "stuff her with their c************cks".
Sigh, happens every year. Somebody feels sorry for the turkeys and tries to develop one that's too strong or smart to ever end up on somebody's table. Only, they seem to forget who's lab this is.
On the positive side - I've tweaked pretty much every biological mechanism, code tree, and mechanical protocol so that the odds of anything becoming violent or murderous is pretty much nill - you'd have to spend months redoing everything with the INTENTION of causing harm.
On the other hand, because I'm me, pretty much everything that you can produce in this lab is going to want to bump uglies with you - probably repeatedly. If you're not ready for a horny half ton turkey to take you on a lab table, you might not want to mess with the gobbler while I'm not there.
Wait, is she smothering herself with gravy?
Sam
2022-11-16 02:44:38 +0000 UTC