She looks good for a 93 year old, right?
Well, like a lot of things that happen in our lab, it began when one of our younger technicians got drunk.
Let me clarify - he got drunk while reading *The Diary of Anne Frank*, and in a fit of sadness and rage, decided to screw over the Reich. With access to one of our crappier time machines (and one of our faster working F.M.G. serums) he managed, within the limited fifteen minutes of time travel available to him, to radically alter a timeline by basically turning Anne into a thousand pounds of bulletproof Nazi pummeling super-human muscle that eventually became a Superhero that went by the name of "Karma".
Apparently that serum slowed her aging quite a bit, and when the mad scientists of her timeline figured out what probably happened to her they gave her the option to visit the timeline responsible for the serum in her blood.
So she decided to introduce our lab tech to Karma.
From what I gathered he's pretty much permanently bowlegged, every bed he gets is splintered beyond repair, and he feels too damn good to give a single solitary shit.
This of course just hammers home the basic fact about Karma: she's only a bitch if you are.
Dr. Insanatomy
2022-08-24 03:25:15 +0000 UTCSam
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