It's Valentine's Day and your nerdy SO doesn't want to admit that he forgot about it. You've always talked about how tasty he'd be, so he figures if he offers himself up as a surprise, maybe the gesture will be enough. Some guys just aren't good under pressure, and he didn't really count on how hungry you are...
A bit of a different riff on a theme from a previous February that came to mind. The main version has some extra munchy and digestion sounds added, and the attachment is a version with just voice.
This is the piece that would have been up last week that I finally got to record. Intended to also have this week's T2T and the 3-Minute Wing-It up today, but my recording area was blocked for a lot of the evening. So I'll be shooting for doing those tomorrow or Sat.