The Boring Day

Wow I wrote a short cap?!? First one in a while. Just an update I currently have 2 different long caps in the works. One will just be uploaded straight to DA since it's a collab but the other one will be the usual Patreon only. You guys should be seeing those somewhat soon! 

“Why are you coming over today man all the sports got canceled.” Tom stood at the door as his overweight buddy Dave stood outside on his porch with a 12 pack of beer. Their entire plan for the day was to sit in Tom’s man cave and gamble on college basketball. The two friends were neighbors, they met when their wives started chatting. Tom, was a nerdy accountant from Iowa whereas Dave was a roughneck beer bellied redneck from Texas. They had a unique friendship but it worked. Dave wore a stain covered NASCAR T-shirt and some cargo shorts. The 6’ 2” redneck was a mechanic when he wasn’t buggingTom to watch sports,

“Yeh buddy but there might be some other things on! Cmon you said your wifey was gone!” 

Tom groaned, “Yeah man I was gunna use this quiet time to catch up on some work while the family is gone.” 

Dave sighed, “cmon buddy, I know you don’t work on weekends. You probably in there with your mistress huh buddy?” 

He chuckled way harder than he should’ve at his own joke. Tom shook his head, “You wish I had a mistress.” 

Dave chuckled, “I wish that you did have a mistress buddy, then you’d stop complainin how boring your life is.” 

Tom stepped back as the 12 pack lit up in Dave’s hand. “What the..” Dave shrugged, “Oh ye buddy this beer is a super fancy kind I got some guy downtown.”

Tom looked at him like he was crazy, “Give me one.” He said. He hated himself, Dave had coaxed him into hanging out, he knew before he knew it he’d be 6 beers deep when his wife got home. Dave sat down on his porch and cracked open the can, as he took a sip he looked at Tom, “Cmon buddy it’s a nice day.” 

Tom reluctantly sat down as he took a sip. He felt a sudden electric taste in his mouth, “Wow that’s good.”

He said, kind of amazed the redneck found such a fancy beer. “You know it buddy. Dave Sanders only drinks the best.” 

Tom scoffed and closed his eyes to take in the sun, “You are the least fanciest person I’ve ever met.” Dave shook his head, “No way, I’m so cultured!” Tom kinda laughed, Dave sounded like a child complaining almost, “Oh yeah?” He said opening his eyes and looking at the chair next to him, “Totally! Um Tom did you forget my daddy was like one of the biggest oil moguls in the gulf? Ugh you don’t even listen sometimes!”

Tom opened his eyes to see a 4’ 10” blonde middle aged sex doll. She used her acrylic nails to push her thick blonde hair away from her gorgeous face. Her pouty lips had a cute red gloss, her makeup was perfect. Her petite but busty frame was nestled in a cute plaid two piece outfit. Tom looked over at her initially confused, wasn’t his neighbor Dave sitting there? He thought harder and harder, he took a sip of the beer as he felt his throat drying up. Almost instantly his clouded mind subsided, he didn’t know Dave. “You’re right Daphne baby I’m sorry.” 

He smiled at her. Daphne smiled at him and got up from her chair and sat on Tom’s lap. She wrapped her arms around his head and gave him a quick peck on the lips, “So when are you gunna like end this thing with her Tom? I wanna go on that trip to Hawaii you promised me!” Tom smiled at the stunning woman sitting on top of him,

“Soon baby soon, I can’t wait. Why don’t we go have some different kind of fun in the meantime?” He winked at her. Daphne giggled as Tom picked up in his arms and went into the house.