Duckie L'Orange

A Very Private Party

Added 2025-05-30 15:00:03 +0000 UTC

I got booked to perform at a private party alongside a burlesque dancer- yay!

When I arrived I was shocked - first of all, the venue was EPIC. It was an enormous, insanely gorgeous penthouse apartment, with floor to ceiling windows along its entire length, complete with a generous outdoor terrace and indoor jungle/wintergarten. And a multi purpose entertainment space as well, of course.

When I arrived a woman greets me with a warm but uncomfortably long hug, with some uncomfortable back stroking. "Welcome!" She says brightly. "Make yourself at home. You are welcome to join in the party. You can do ANYTHING you like here, please get comfy. The only thing we don’t allow is peeing or pooing on the floor.”

I guess they are very open minded there.

Needless to say, they loved our performances. The burlesque dancer Crystal Tassels specialises in cake-sitting, something I’ve been curious about for a long time. So I thought it was time to take the opportunity to sit on a real life cake for the first time! Anyway, the dog was so hungry after the main sexy burlesque finale moment, he ran in and went for it. So much fun!

It was a private event so there’s only this little story as a record, but I also snapped a few pictures in the changing room. So you can see the before and after the big mess!