When Animals Attack
Added 2020-05-08 15:00:00 +0000 UTCEARLY ACCESS
Last Clown Slam I also introduced a running gag to torment my poor character Shazza the Australian wildlife ranger.
With the help of my trusty assistant, Squirmy McWormy, I was attacked by a range of dangerous animals, and had the opportunity to demonstrate what you should do when confront with these animals in the wild.
Crocodile - fasted their jaws with a hair-tie - to prevent them from chomping down on your leg!
Shark - punch them in the face! This one also works on humans!
Bear - They're scared of loud noises! Get 70 or so people together to yell and scream. (Luckily we had an audience there to help out)
Hamsterkauf - this is the term Germans use for 'panic buying' supposedly because hamsters keep spare food in their chubby cheeks. The hamsterkauf can be one of the most dangerous animals out there, especially at the moment. The anitdote: be generous with your toilet paper.
