TLP #238: CHICKEN JOCKEY! Everything That Happens In "A Minecraft Movie"
Added 2025-04-14 17:20:27 +0000 UTCFLINT AND STEEL! *theater explodes*
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oh my god you're right, he'd be fucking unhealthy as fuck
Asterios Kokkinos
2025-04-17 19:47:22 +0000 UTCIn fairness to Jack Black, his character has been imprisoned for a long time and presumably fed nothing but pig slop. He looked the part!
Juanita Christblaster
2025-04-16 21:43:22 +0000 UTC...CHICKEN JOCKEY!!!!
Asterios Kokkinos
2025-04-14 20:23:34 +0000 UTCFun fact, notch the creator of Minecraft, is a big racist edglord who used to hang out in mumkey jones fan discords, and has explicitly stated public ally that the villagers are intended to be a antisemitic stereotype. Big noses, greedy for emeralds, and Mojang just doesn't acknowledgee it and leaves it in.
rabidfish100
2025-04-14 18:41:19 +0000 UTC
