Asterios & Sirancha

TLP: Rancho's Birthday III will drop FRIDAY!

Added 2022-07-13 15:55:14 +0000 UTC

Rancho here!

Happy birthday to me! Wow, what a year it has been. It feels like just yesterday we were learning about YandereDev’s Samus fuckdoll and watching CWC drink Sonichu batter.

This year, we’re heading back to the classics—Russell Greer has been on a quest to sue America’s Got Talent. This time, he is seeking justice for the violation of his right as a disabled man to spittle all over Heidi Klum as he serenades us with tales of the journey of life, loss, and the universal pain of unrequited love (Kylie Jenner would not suck his penis).

As I need a little more time to mentally prepare myself, tune in this Friday, July 15th (my birthday!) to listen to me commit audio terrorism on Asterios as we read another one of Russell’s plights.

Also, make sure you sign up for the sticker club this month to get four NEW limited edition stickers and the first TLP UNIVERSE POSTER! Ok enough shilling, I’m going to go hit this vape and watch more Alaskan Women Looking for Love—happy July, and I’ll talk to you soon!

- Rancha