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Christory #12: Jackie the Garden Troll (Pt. 2)

No TLP this week, as Asterios is at the mercy of his elderly parents shitty Wi-Fi. But as a make good, we're releasing a Christory AND a new DarkSyde Jills this week! On this episode...

Asterios is forced to watch a man poop his pants.

Sirancha delights in Lars' colorful verbal patois.

And CWC is meaner than we've ever seen them before.

Christory #12: Jackie the Garden Troll (Pt. 2)

Comments

So I'm relistning to all these 3 years later, and I was going to leave a comment, just to see that I already left that very comment 3 years ago!

rabidfish100

Wow this episode was really hard to get through, the lars audio was also really unbearable to my poor senses.

rabidfish100

I have been desensitized to chris stuff for a long time. but the avocado poop audio made me feel how I think asterios feels all the time.

rabidfish100

i think a white person calling a black person a jive ass turkey in 2008 is explicitly BAD NEWS CHIEF

Asterios Kokkinos

Jive ass turkey refers to quitting heroin ( or any other opioid) cold turkey, or all at once without weening yourself off and the shakes ( or jiving making fun of the person implying they are dancing) that the withdrawal symptoms cause. The insult combines making fun of a person for acting skittish or irritable, while also insulting them for being too poor to afford their fix. While not specifically racial it was a popular with African Americans.

Zach Owen

Of course🤣

Jennifer Sohns

Can i please tweet a screencap of you saying that

Asterios Kokkinos

If shitting your pants gets you cancelled, I'm Harvey Weinstein🤷‍♀️

Jennifer Sohns

Hey nice fully functioning left hand...NOT!!!

Asterios Kokkinos

So it's NOT the poop?

Asterios Kokkinos

I'm pretty sure people wanna cancel Nickado Avacado because hes psychotic and beats his boyfriend on camera👀

Jennifer Sohns

Now THIS is epic

yeahokcool

New Christory? Hell yeeaah, Bröther!

Uncle Pull Tab 2: Pushrod Boogaloo

yessss

Costa_The_FamilyMan

hell yeah

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