Presenting: The Horrifying Asterios Dakimura Sex Pillow
Added 2019-04-18 01:05:22 +0000 UTCHere, finally, is the Asterios Sex Pillow. Use it in good health:
I love you all.
Hee haw & happy holidays,
Asterios Kokkinos
President, Spite Incorporated
(A Real Life "S" Corp Operating Out Of New York)
Comments
Just sent you a message Asterios, I think I can help you with a Texas date.
Jake Rawls
2019-04-19 06:44:33 +0000 UTCHell yeah!!
Asterios Kokkinos
2019-04-19 05:34:18 +0000 UTCSo many dicks...See you in Chicago, Asterios!
Rebecca D Kotlarek
2019-04-18 13:28:32 +0000 UTCthank you dino!!!
Asterios Kokkinos
2019-04-18 11:11:55 +0000 UTCTHANK YOU DAMMIT
Asterios Kokkinos
2019-04-18 11:11:51 +0000 UTCthank y ou!!!
Asterios Kokkinos
2019-04-18 11:11:46 +0000 UTCHELL YEAH!! their names are peeper and tootsie
Asterios Kokkinos
2019-04-18 11:11:40 +0000 UTCCongrats on the job! Also, my eyes!!
Dino
2019-04-18 08:36:16 +0000 UTCProud of you Asterios! ♥
Scottius Maximus
2019-04-18 06:54:30 +0000 UTCYou're a good guy, Asterios. I read every word and I'm glad at least some (imho quite major!) aspects of your life are looking up! Remember you're welcome in Hawaii anytime. (And no fucking way am I looking at that pillow)
Sleepnir
2019-04-18 06:50:17 +0000 UTCRemember it's not just you you're fighting for. It's also those two little dove chicks sitting on your window sill. Captain Crunch wishes you a congratulations on your new surrogate bird children. Scritchs are coming.
Lobster Magnet
2019-04-18 04:37:11 +0000 UTCWhen there's something to report, yes! I'm not really gonna talk about it on public channels, so pretty much only you guys will know
Asterios Kokkinos
2019-04-18 02:45:27 +0000 UTCYikes that pillow MY EYES!
LeveledUpGN
2019-04-18 02:11:54 +0000 UTCWill there be a new Asterios Showkknows? Talking about the lolsuit?
LeveledUpGN
2019-04-18 02:10:04 +0000 UTCI wish I hadn't clicked the deviantart link as soon as it loaded.
Austin
2019-04-18 01:12:43 +0000 UTC
