(347) 705-7617
Added 2019-01-09 18:31:07 +0000 UTCHey! I'm taking a small twitter break. I'm not having a ton of fun with it, I'm getting too triggered and fighty and it just doesn't feel like...me.
But I also don't wanna lose touch with the people I care about! So if you want, call or text my cell at (347) 705-7617.
(Yes, that is my real cell number, feel free to call it right now to check.)
I have so much fun on twitch and on podcasts and livestreams and talking to YOU, the person reading this! But...I dunno, on Twitter, I just...I become someone I'm not super happy with.
Like, yesterday I lie down to take a nap after visiting a bunch of birds at the bird zoo. Which is pretty much the greatest day of Sirancha's life. Birds land on us, we're feeding birds, birds are hanging out with us...it's incredible!
Then a guy tags me in a political thing. And I take the bait, like a goddamn boomer idiot! And another guy tags me in a political thing, and I'm T R I G G E R E D, and the next thing I know, three hours of my life are just...gone.
And all I'm left with is this really pissed off feeling! It's like: what am I even getting out of this?
The only good thing I can see about twitter is that it lets me talk to cool people. So if you wanna talk, just reach out: (347) 705-7617.
Finally, as a reward for reading this far: this month Sirancha and I are launching our new weekly show: The Loudest Podcast. It'll be me and her together every week, being very, very loud. It'll be livestreamed for big buck patre-o's, and ALL patre-o's will get it early!
I'm thinking between The Loudest & Boomer vs. Zoomer, 2019 can just be a year where I make good podcasts and make your commute or workday more fun.
Anyway, that's all from your favorite crazy uncle! We're at an Orlando Hooters right now so I should probably bail before she eats all the boneless wings. Speaking of birds. Happy New Year, dammit!
Comments
This phone is fucked the speaker barely works but try a regular call!
Asterios Kokkinos
2019-01-12 07:23:50 +0000 UTCI decided around what seemed like the tenth year of Clinton and Trump campaigning that I would only use social media while on the shitter from now on because I love to argue too much. You'll be amazed at how much time you have to do shit you actually want to do from now on. Fully support at least stepping away from it for awhile if it's actually pissing you off to that degree.
Jacob Kennedy
2019-01-11 04:38:49 +0000 UTCI take full credit for this idea.
Makin'Things
2019-01-11 02:09:29 +0000 UTCWin win?
Makin'Things
2019-01-11 02:08:09 +0000 UTCIf I facetime you, is that going to be weird?
Benjamin Cohen
2019-01-10 19:11:01 +0000 UTCI wish i had the self-control do that, when I'm not getting pissed off on twitter I'm just aimlessly scrolling through my timeline. Usually a big waste of time
Linguine
2019-01-10 17:32:06 +0000 UTCGood on you man. The rest of the country uses Twitter to laugh at New York and California liberals. Nothing of value lost
Oscar Harrell
2019-01-10 14:54:41 +0000 UTCi trust in humanity! i think people are generally good and nice and cool. and if i'm wrong then uh my phone is very broken anyway and i need a new one
Asterios Kokkinos
2019-01-09 20:11:40 +0000 UTCHe's been giving it out since Asterios Kills a Kid started.
Christopher Q
2019-01-09 20:04:59 +0000 UTCAww gg I like twitter, hope your social media intern works out, when they take over the account it should be renamed npc asterios and only post tweets like 'I like cats' or 'I think ice cream is tasty'
Malo
2019-01-09 19:56:54 +0000 UTCI'm too scared to call it... what if it isn't a premium porn number??!?
Phil Clark
2019-01-09 19:54:07 +0000 UTCI am basically off all social media, and I've been that way for years. Fuck social media. My only Twitter account now is a private one where I follow things for news, and don't tweet ever.
w0rp
2019-01-09 19:36:20 +0000 UTCAsterios, honest question: Are you eating shit? Are you sure somebody isn't slipping feces into your food? What the fuck is making you think sharing your phone number is a good idea?
Maurício Fagundes
2019-01-09 18:57:14 +0000 UTCYou are a brave, brave man. Also going to a bird zoo and then eating wings sounds like the most Sriacha thing ever, I dig it.
Sleepnir
2019-01-09 18:37:45 +0000 UTCThat's why I left Facebook, but I'm still active on pretty much everywhere else.
Matt
2019-01-09 18:34:20 +0000 UTCVery excited about the new podcast with you and Srirancha. She's great! And you are too, you boomer fuck.
Jager Mitchell
2019-01-09 18:33:57 +0000 UTC
