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A Quick Reminder That I Am Lucky

Uh...I've been a little "woe is me" lately. Yeah, shit sucks sometimes. But I'm also pretty damn lucky, and I don't wanna forget that! 

My arms and legs work. My head doesn't hurt constantly. I may be jobless, but at least I'm not homeless. And I'm certainly not friendless!

I've got warm, wonderful parents. Adorable nieces and nephews who pronounce my name hilariously. I've got the world's best girlfriend -- we're about to celebrate our three year anniversary. 

It's a pretty good life!

Yes: some very bad people did some very bad things to me. They did them out of rage, and they did them to feel in control for a second.

But thankfully: they were dumb enough to do them in public, leaving lots and lots of evidence. And I'll be getting justice for that! 

It feels like the entire world has come out to get my back. It's unexpected and humbling. So many people I've never met care so much. It's incredible. And I just want you all to know that I care about you too.

I worked my old job for five years, and loved it. Got promoted twice, earned some of the highest reviews in departmental history, and got to travel the world making commercials.

That job's gone now, and I'm actively applying to new ones. I'll find something, and I'll be alright. 

But enough with the "woe is me" stuff. Because woe isn't me.

Woe is what's about to happen to George "Maddox" Oz!

A Quick Reminder That I Am Lucky

Comments

To much cute

Oshey

$5k a month!

Asterios Kokkinos

Serve him well

Monon'c Pat

Just out of curiosity how many patreon bucks would you need to say fuck it to basic bitch normie jobs and just be an internet podcast porg loving funny person all day everyday? $4,000 $10,000 $50,000 a month?

Lobster Magnet

For a liberal cuck I guess you're not so bad.

Dale Luck

my lease is up in december and i'm gonna know by then. i'm gonna need that security deposit back to move anyway. i need to make like another $800 a month to stay in the city. hopefully i can pick up some freelance gigs or a new full time gig. but if i can't, plan B is to get the FUCCCCCCKKK out to a rural part of pennsylvania or new jersey.

Asterios Kokkinos

Always remember you have supporting fans and friends. Don't ever give up man. We love you.

Jorge Román

Love ya buddy! You and Srirancha are the best and good things are coming your way. Don’t be a stranger whenever you’re here in sunny Florida. Y’all are always welcome.

Charlie Wallis

Give him hell, my man. We love you.

Max Anon

Love ya and all the content you bring to the table. Look forward to Maddox getting what's coming to him.

Frederic Moseley Jr.

More cornposting plz

Dexter

Bless you Mr. Cornikkos

Dave Pallas

And you've been practicing, go kill that manchild

Rob Rasputin

Fuck yeah, man. You kill it constantly on the comedy front, and you're a genuine as fuck dude. I won't forget hanging out in Dallas with you and Sirancha, and I will always have your back.

Christian Langton

Do you still get to live in NYC?

Mortotem

We love you Asterios!

Wrdge

Love you big boy and smol lady

Jager Mitchell


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