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BONUS! Porg Chatter: Porgs Stop A School Shooting

The following was written by Sirancha, my insane co-host:

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Hello it’s Sir Nachos, coming to you with the first ever bonus episode of Porg Chatter!

If you haven’t seen Mumkey Jones Stops a School Shooting, I recommend that you drop what you’re doing and go watch it before “Daddy” Derek Savage goes apeshit and starts sperging into oblivion to get the most adorable, molestable Youtuber taken off the god damn internet

If you aren’t familiar, Daddy Derek Savage is a delusional con artist who thinks you need $25,000 to film a 20 minute DARE film. Derek is also some kind of diaper fur enthusiast whose “son” is a man in an anthropomorphic cat fursuit. Draw your own conclusions there. 

In this episode, we uncover the mystery of where the $25 budget to the film went and how porgs could stop (or maybe start?) a school shooting.

Thank you for listening!

BONUS! Porg Chatter: Porgs Stop A School Shooting

Comments

Gynecomastia, Hermaphrodite, or Rule 63, depending on what you're driving at here.

The Gentleman Sausage

Are you sure this wasn't supposed to be on Voyagergers? You talk about porgs about as much as you talk about Voyager in this episode

Zach Owen

I'm sure the chat piped in but the word you were looking for was probably intersex!

Jesse Mills

Those are my two favorite shows to make because sirancha is literally an insane person

Asterios Kokkinos

My enjoyment of Star Wars doesn't extend beyond the original trilogy but I love this show too. Also loving Asterios Kills a Kid, cracks me up every time. Hope you guys enjoy making these shows as much as I enjoy listening to them.

Niggle V

Just finished it up. Well that was a pleasant surprise. More bonus episodes!

Jager Mitchell

I know nothing about Star Wars but I CAN'T STOP LISTENING TO THIS SHOW. Love ya, Srirancha.

Jager Mitchell


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