Please Welcome NY's Newest Business...SPITE INCORPORATED!
Added 2018-06-27 13:21:17 +0000 UTCToday is the first operational day of my new business, SPITE INCORPORATED!
But WHO deserves to be spited? Sound off in the comments for a free consultation from the PRESIDENT of Spite Incorporated.
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Can you?! No...because you ARE!!
Asterios Kokkinos
2018-06-28 07:46:14 +0000 UTCCan I be an unpaid intern for one day so I can put it on a resume and make any future employer really fucking confused?
Drivershaft
2018-06-28 06:42:46 +0000 UTCLord knows I have...
Lucifer Lovemonkey
2018-06-28 02:28:59 +0000 UTCWhat a god damn scum bag he is in that LENS clip.
temp_anon
2018-06-28 01:35:49 +0000 UTCOh fuck yeah i think you are cool gabe
Asterios Kokkinos
2018-06-28 01:14:58 +0000 UTCPresident of Spite Incorporated, this is the host of Burn Court (AKA Salted Beef until about 2 minutes ago when everyone decided Burn Court was cooler). I think we could do great things together.
Gabraham
2018-06-27 19:16:59 +0000 UTCOh god no th thats a mistaje
Asterios Kokkinos
2018-06-27 17:02:41 +0000 UTC<a href="http://i.imgur.com/bTxKS2P.gif" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://i.imgur.com/bTxKS2P.gif</a>
Jay
2018-06-27 16:27:45 +0000 UTCBUTT? I like it!
Leo, The Incredible
2018-06-27 16:13:31 +0000 UTCoh shit, we need core values or what do we stand for... Bravery – the guts to make bad things happen to bad people, every day Unity - spiting bald, unfunny individuals...by working together Technology - adopting next-gen solutions to today's problems (e.g. t-shirt cannons, but the t-shirts say "fuck you") Trust - when we promise hilarious revenge via christmas carol themed mockery, we deliver on time...every time
Asterios Kokkinos
2018-06-27 15:28:09 +0000 UTCSecond. I too am a IT
Edward Benn
2018-06-27 15:12:27 +0000 UTCWhat's the company motto/pledge/promise? It's important for morale!
Leo, The Incredible
2018-06-27 14:51:49 +0000 UTCno haired one hit wonders
Asterios Kokkinos
2018-06-27 14:47:47 +0000 UTCby joining my patreon, you already are! (LEGAL NOTE: PATREON PLEDGES DO NOT ENTITLE YOU TO SHARES OF MY WORTHLESS COMPANY)
Asterios Kokkinos
2018-06-27 14:18:47 +0000 UTConly if we can play goon of fortune at all quarterly meetings
Asterios Kokkinos
2018-06-27 14:15:49 +0000 UTCI’ve never seen so many dead hookers in all my life!
Asterios Kokkinos
2018-06-27 14:15:33 +0000 UTCOh? PRAY TELL WHO
Asterios Kokkinos
2018-06-27 14:14:47 +0000 UTCYes, only we have a far more limited portfolio of potential targets!
Asterios Kokkinos
2018-06-27 14:14:34 +0000 UTCI'd be happy to head up the Australian office when you begin to take Spite global.
Johnny Stanton
2018-06-27 13:48:22 +0000 UTCCareful that a Saigon whore doesn't bite your nose off.
Phone Losers of America
2018-06-27 13:44:26 +0000 UTCI'd like to join your company as an investor/employee. I do IT work. Where do I send a Resume?
Randy Duran
2018-06-27 13:28:16 +0000 UTCI can think of a certain plaintiff and a certain lawyer in a certain lolsuit who deserve spite!
Ket Ralus
2018-06-27 13:28:03 +0000 UTCWhat makes you a spite?
Edward Benn
2018-06-27 13:25:17 +0000 UTCIs this the movie "Dirty Work" in real life? Can I be an intern?
Eugene the Bichon Frise
2018-06-27 13:24:01 +0000 UTCHow do I become an investor?
Mike Incalcaterra
2018-06-27 13:23:46 +0000 UTC
