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Patreon-Only Call-Ins

Added 2023-05-26 21:47:27 +0000 UTC

We will be doing call-ins this Sunday! Already have 2 signed up but there is another 2-4 slots! DM me here or on Discord if you're interested.

Here's AI's write up:
My prompt: "Can you write me another announcement about the Patreon call-in show? Make it a little dark and dry. Try to make atleast one reader exhale quickly as a psuedo-laugh. Remember we tend to focus on interpersonal issues or meaning of life stuff. No cringe 2000's jokes about cookies or whatever you usually write."

AI: Hello Patrons,

Hope you're all doing… whatever it is you do.

Are you tired of contemplating the human condition in your dimly lit room? Worn out from brooding over your interpersonal struggles with your cat as the only sounding board? Congratulations, you've officially qualified for our Patreon Call-In Show, affectionately dubbed "The Existential Buffet." It’s just like your usual buffet, but instead of indigestion, you’ll be grappling with the gnawing dread of existence. Sounds delightful, doesn't it?

We're opening the lines for you to bring forth your existential quandaries and interpersonal imbroglios. You know, the kinds of thoughts that keep you up at 3 a.m., considering the meaninglessness of existence and why your best friend keeps 'forgetting' to return your books.

So, wipe off that existential dread (just for a while), don your thinking caps (yes, the ones gathering dust) and join us for a delightfully morose exploration of life's conundrums. We promise it will be a step above your usual soliloquies with the cat.

Be ready to dial in and ponder together. Because misery loves company, right? And who knows? You might even exhale out a small, unexpected puff of amusement. After all, if we can't laugh in the face of existential despair, what can we do?

More details coming soon. In the meantime, do stay, uh... cheery?