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Show notes 170

Really there's nothing can top the lead image here, of Jonny at his desk in the CAR magazine office after some jocular colleagues had turned his chair into an enormous set of genitals. But, just for fun, we've also got an image of the Simply Saab logo and unwieldy slogan, a no-name full suspension mountain bike being inspected at the Bicester live show, Audi A2 and Honda NSX trailer cars, a couple of shots of the saucy Metro GTa, a Subaru Brat ad, and a bit that didn't make the podcast in which Jonny boldly Woollarded the rear wheel of the Tamiya Wild One MAX.

Just between us and you lovely Patrons, we're taking a break from live shows for August but hope to be back in September with another OTLOT.

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Comments

I've oiled the chains of other neglected but still used bikes kept next to mine in apartment building shared parking garages before

Matthew Carpenter

"Take another little piece of my Saab" sung by one of those people who break cars in their driveway and advertise a single wheel nut on eBay along with "EVERYTHING AVAILABLE" and very stern warnings not to actually bid on the auction

Matthew Carpenter

The sovereigns and the fake turd make ti's for me🤣

Russell Henson

Thinking about the dryness of cycle chains, I'm sure there's a derivative of the ghost wheel detailer who could oil chains in and around Cambridge of a night.

Maurice Barnes

Great call

Tom Elliott-Mell

It's a hard one to deal with. A little trick i have seen in live shows of the past is to simply switch the microphone off for a moment, clarify the question and then repeat it once the microphone is back on. You almost dont even notice it's happening as an audience member and it makes it far less awkward for all involved.

Mat Guest

Is there a nemesis of the no name mountain bike guy that lives say a van, but tools around on a no name hard tail mountain bike as they don't believe in any of that modern shit. The bike would have bar ends and be stuck in one gear even though they found it with 18 gears. Also, to protect it saddle from the rain they'd have a bread bad covering it instead of the standard carrier bag. Does this person exist? FIND ANOTHER

James Ockenden

I think I’d have to have a scale canal, with tiny no name suspension bike, sat atop a tiny canal boat

Adam

Looking at the No-name Full Suspension mountain bike, from behind the laptop, it looks like the bike could be a De-Badged Raleigh Yukon.

James Hughes

Oh I would do anything for SAAB, but I won't do that! 🎸🎹🤘

Kristof Kiraly

My driving instructor had a metro GTa. It was the coolest learner car for miles...

Zoona

What does the note on Jonny’s desk mean? Was he under orders to promote Rover’s little x-over?

Rob

Yeah, absolutely - could feel the light panic. Anyway, good to know we're answering for ourselves now!

Tom Elliott-Mell

Yeah, I listened back and couldn't understand what the chap said. I think unfortunately Richard and Jonny might also not have and couldn't ask him to repeat himself as it was live.

Michael Donnelly

Simply Saab also had a Mini spares business, Simply Mini which specialised in the BMW era Minis. They seem to have knocked that on the head in favour of concentrating on Saabs in the last couple of years.

John Hammond

The biggest, smallest Ferris wheel and a fully functional cotton mill.

Andrew Armstrong

Feeling a bit sorry for the guy with the little speech impediment who asked about what would be in your dream model village not getting an answer... Not least because I can't stop thinking now about what would be in my own dream model village. Huge scrap heap, that's for starters. And a monorail.

Tom Elliott-Mell

I'm working away from home atm in Thornaby near Middlesbrough. There's a Jeep/Chrysler/Fiat dealership here that still has faded Saab signage down one side of it

John Bob

The Simply SAAB Logo needs to licenced and made into merch. Proceeds back to simply SAAB , or charity.

Peter Agius

I didn't know Damon Hill sold Metros

Simon Barrett

Having been the owner of 4 car ended food trailers I must say that NSX must try harder. The mini’s are cute yet predictable, the landrover pick up bed trailer bouncy but the triumph dolomite cocktail bar was definitely the classiest.

Rich

Ah the famous cock & balls chair. I’m assuming gags like that were fairly normal judging by how un phased Jonny seems to be by it

Conor McCahey

How have they done a better job on an A2 than the NSX, front is a mess.

Chris Oxford


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