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Podcast 159 - Def Leppard on the roofrack

Jonny has a great idea for Jim Ratcliffe and Richard’s having trouble with his trousers. Also in this episode, lost wheeltrims, why cloth is better than leather, getting spare keys made, filler flap bung update, barn find clothing dilemma, the lazy Repair Shop and insensitive Car SOS, Jonny’s controversial new TV show, the problem with Oasis’s Be Here Now sleeve, Liam Gallagher is a Mancunian penguin, a keytar on the roof of a mk1 MR2, DJ Khalid at the Miami GP, handdryer solutions, Bryan Adams’s Land Rover again, arguing with the idea of guilty pleasures, and King Charles’s softly sprung carriage.

Comments

It needs to be one of the tracks where Liam has to pronounce words containing the syllable 'Sh' which he drawls out to ssssscchiiiii eg "spend your days in the sun ssssschiiiiinnne" or "is it worth the aggrivasssssschhhhuuuunnnn" or finally from 'Hello' the line "Wipe the sccchiiiittttt from your scchhhhoooooze"

John Hammond

Help me Mrs Medlicott, i don't know what to do, I've only got 3 bullets and theres 4 of Motley Crue. Upon Westminster Bridge HMHB

Panda

The DJ Sammy ratstail Pagoda was, in fact, from the Boys of Summer.

Martin Laver

May I direct you to the cardening cast with regards to best pod to date on that side of things and all that etc etc.... 😩🤦‍♂️

Chris Jarrett

Bristol walk on music = "D'you know what I mean" with associated swagger.

Robert Wootton

That did happen once with a Reliant Robin (I think) the undercarriage was just too far gone. Usually they state that changing the chassis means it is no longer "the owner's car" hence why they try to avoid it at all costs...

Andy Pinchock

I sometimes wonder with Car SOS whether it would just be cheaper just to go and buy another car considering the state some of them are in. Still not seen a jet towel but somewhere in your emails is a photo of an ‘Airdri Quarto’ hand dryer. I wondered if someone in the naming department at Airdri was a fan of a certain 80s rally car…

Stephen Archer

Tremendous episode boys, paedo car death challenge, I'd watch it. Though not death too good for them... Oasis in a sentence, nailed it Mr Porter.... Best pod to date!

Paul Fargher

Speaking of trim levels, it always amuses me on those daytime TV competitions where they give away a car and the voiceover always highlights unremarkable features. “You could win this brand new Mercedes A Class worth over £40,000! It comes with all the mod cons, including metallic paint AND alloy wheels!” It’s like whoever wrote the script for it hasn’t seen a car since the late 90s and doesn’t realise those things are essentially standard now

Daniel Thorn

'Sitting on the bangle hand'

Dave Law

Astonished the awful awful nae dreadful grenadier Ineos ad hasn’t been mentioned - who on earth came up with it and how did it get approved. Ooo the weather is changing or (which made me instantly want to buy one) that’s quite a drop 🤬

Robert Clay-parker

I am a lawyer and happy to tell you that the offence of committing a disgraced entertainer to almost-certain death would be the same as if it were, for example, a neonatal intensive care nurse being given the same treatment. You may get a lesser sentence for the paedo, of course, but you’d still be convicted.

Ed Storer

I think Jonny's spiteful Car SOS should take the prized cars but instead of scrapping them, save them all up to the end and then have a banger race spin off show meeting featuring the disgraced TV entertainers. The bangers are really badly prepped with the sills deliberately weakened, no seatbelts or safety cages and the petrol tank moved to a really vulnerable position. Then a 12 lap race and let them battle it out. The surviving winner is then allowed to parade around the track in the open back lap car, whilst the distraught Car SOS families who've seen a beloved family car get totalled, fire live rifles at the winner.

John Hammond

May I suggest a new spin on "it's a knockout" Disgraced Celebrities spar with heavyweight boxers..... Or in the case of both of your trousers, "It's a Cockout"

Alistair Neish

I finally saw, and used, my first ever Jet Towel last Monday. I was thrilled! It also had the bag attachment discussed in this episode. This exciting find was at Calke Abbey, Derbyshire.

Jonathan Holmes

You mentioned Knebworth just as I was driving South on the A1 past Knebworth. Not interesting, but true.

Peter Heamon

The release date of Be Here Now is forever etched in my mind, it was the release day for my GCSE results and they were a mixed bag just like Be Here Now. As a young Oasis fan, I rushed out to buy what was a fairly shit album. To think tracks like Do You Wanna be a Spaceman, Rocking Chair and Half The World Away were relegated to B-sides when tracks like "All Around The World" were released as singles.

John Hammond

Riding six miles home howling, peado in a shadow

Matthew Hutchinson

I've never understood The Orb either.

Matt Tester

Pretty much every Oasis song goes on a bit too much.

Ed Nicholson

It's usually Jonny who has trouser related malfunctions!!

Nigel Hancock


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