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Show notes 109

Hello again. We lead this week with the most Bristol picture ever. The joy is in the details. Then we have Jonny as he recorded this show with a glass of wine, naturalist Steve Backshall being casual with a snake, The Chemical Brothers (Ed and Tom, or is it the other way round?) and the cover for their album Exit Planet Dust featuring a Plymouth Belvedere. It’s a picture from a 1970s fashion shoot, apparently. Note that the image has been flipped so the Plymouth appears to be right-hand-drive and is driving on the left of the road. Finally, we have the customised VW T4 with no redeeming features spotted by Jonny. Now, some links…

9pm (Till I Come) by ATB - https://youtu.be/ri6Efk1SPJc

Dave Rowntree from Blur really is a lawyer - https://www.lawgazette.co.uk/my-legal-life/my-legal-life-david-rowntree/72091.article

Russ Swift mucking about in Minis. No sign of his daughter, Taylor, sadly - https://youtu.be/tDF-5Okqbqs

Everything you need to know about forklift tyres - https://www.conger.com/forklift-tire-guide/

Erik Nielsen - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erik_Nielsen

Fortunately for Richard, the nice Toyota Century that was on eBay seems to have sold.

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Comments

I used to have an S-Type Jag. They had a problem with the trans getting stuck in park when parked on hills. The Internet advice to stop this was to stop, put the handbrake on, put the trans in neutral, take your foot off the brake, let it settle, then put it in park.

keith hilton

Was that a feature for getting away from baddies in American action movies?

Anik Adamali

Fair enough - but you do know there was a 60s Mini variant called the Riley Kestrel - that was the pun

Anthony Daniels

No, that’s my name

Riley

The Lincoln Town Car could do 63mph in reverse. You're not better for knowing that, but now you do.

James

This is train entertainment of the highest order. I'm regularly guffawing out loud leaving my fellow commuters eyeing me dubiously on the trip from rugby to Euston. Well worth the price of admittance.

Neil Butler

How can he afford a bird of prey?

David Pritchard

i think the box is both a trailer and the case for the sitar, you can see the carabiner at the end nearest the bike where it clips onto the bike. I'm stumped about where the Bird rides, maybe it just perches on the handlebars and does a spirit of ecstasy impression?

Matthew Powell

T'was the vivid description on the podcast by Richard of the above 'Bristonian' image that made I larf hysterically and finally admit that I just had to do the Patreon thing for Smith and Sniff. Have to say, the said image does not disappoint...

Carroll Barham

I think it sits on the bike frame in front of the rider. None of it makes sense!!

Michael Langston

Since having a PHEV I'm definitely team Jonny because I can see what having con air on does to my range. I did put it on the other day because I had someone else in the car and I thought it would be rude to make them sit with their window open in the balmy 20 degrees celcius of southern UK heatwave!

Michael Langston

I enjoyed the thick waistcoat comment - a leather jerkin I believe! Fastest I’ve reversed was when I was 15 in a Renault 5 1.3 TS in burgundy red, in a mates field on his farm. And we nearly rolled it. Don’t know how fast it was, but it was a near death experience 😂 Decided to add my pooond to the mix as I laugh so much every week at you, I mean the podcast

Matthew Kemp

Is the box he’s sitting on a trailer for the bike? Picture would only be more 90s if the sports shop was reebok. Puma a close second though.

Simon Moseley

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=y5HGnsYQsmo

Ben Rowe

That Nissan leaf record Rich mentions is on you tube. Fastest time at Goodwood driving in reverse. Average of 55mph not bad going. They do indeed have a limiter from the factory, but it was removed for the the record.

Ben Rowe

One word on air con- admittedly not one you'll often hear on the pod... MENOPAUSAL. TURN THE FUCKING AIR CON ON. 😁

Helen Morris

The gibbons can keep their ribbons as the kestrel would be tethered by a creance line. I have a friend who's into falconry and had to help him cut a tree down to rescue a harris hawk. His creance line got caught when a sudden gust took him by suprise.

Michael Lyth

The cross bar of the bike has bird perch vibes. Clawed foam and a handlebar mounted wind shield.

Shaun Kelly

Boring (90s) music trivia: the chemical brothers album is named 'Exit planet dust' as they were originally called The dust brothers but so are another American based act so they had to rename themselves. OTSOT .

Remoc

I must say that I agree with Jonny on the whole Aircon front. If someone else is in the car, however, I will play ball and turn it on. But if I'm riding solo, it'll be windows down all the way.

Kieran Atkins

Smith has made me feel better. 5 years ago I decided to get a MK3 MX-5 and the one I wanted had no aircon. We never bothered with such things in the 70s - it just adds weight and takes power. But my MX-5 is black and so is the roof - and the engine is front centre mounted. I hate the temperature inside this car in the heat. So I did get the authentic 70s experience after all - of being Mike Batt's sweaty arse in a Womble suit appearing on Top of the pops during the 1976 heatwave. Cheers Jonny (love the car though)

Anthony Daniels

I live in Bristol — and by coincidence my brother-in-law has birds of prey (he does however live in the midlands). I can confirm though he does take them on the equivalent of track days; however, I would say they have more of a rally stage vibe. I can also confirm I have seen that busker in Broadmead, it is a bizarre sight indeed. If you ever want a deep dive immersive Bristol experience, Asda Bedminster is the place to go, right down to the UV lighted toilets. Locals will know 😂

Chris Colouryum

Is the Kestrel called Riley?

Anthony Daniels

Streets are like a jungle, and I've called the police. But what does F stand for? Damn you Mr James, and your coded emails!

Remoc

This. I had the misfortune to buy a used Cavalier CDX V6 in the late 90s (I know). My attempt to keep the running costs down by not running the air-con over winter led to the inevitable lack of air con when I switched it on in summer. Over to dealer where there was a lots of sucking air through teeth, a £1000+ bill (probably a 1/3 of the value of the car) and the run it at least once a month mantra you idiot. Resolved from that day on to to obey this rule and for "climate" cars just leave the stupid thing on.

Dave Smith

Bristol busker’s bird looks more like a sparrowhawk/goshawk than a kestrel OTSOT

andreas photiou

Guys, guys! If you own a car with aircon you must run the system from time to time, once a month would be good. Otherwise the fluid doesn’t circulate, the seals dry out, and it all escapes causing glerbal wurming, sea level rises, and scowling Swedish teenage girls to ravage the planet. Actually that last one’s rather entertaining, but never mind.

Chris Rayner

Also Glastonbury, where else is there? Must be a long trip on his bike with all his clobber. Perhaps he has a VW camper, decorated in psuitably psychedelic pstyle.

Chris Rayner

I know someone who used to have a snake. During their snake ownership they had a Corrado, a Lotus Elise and an Impreza (no idea which Impreza)

Ben Oliver

Of course, he’s doing a gig at Stonehenge 😆

Mark Sheridan

Surely that's an All Sports shop? Maybe a couple of 90s spec Bristol stores escaped the administrators...

James Dilkes

I think that the bird is a lanner falcon.

Thomas Hill

Actually guys, 90's music trivia is one of this podcast's stronger points. That and the cars driven by famous music artists or the feuds concerning AC and other modern car amenities. On that issue, I drive a 2004 Astra, which has AC but haven't bothered in mending it. Only when we get to late June and the air is above 27 Celcius do I remember that I should taken care of it. So I might be in Team Richard on this one.

nmdelgado_81

Is it trailer he's sitting on? And does the raptor perch on the handle bars? Mind you the raptor could just fly to the next concert location if it so wished...

Chris Jarrett

You're right, I haven't thought this through. R

Smith and Sniff

Same. I find it dries my eyes out.

Dark Newt

Guys. You cannot have a kestrel on a ribbon. In episode 92, Richard was very clear that gibbons sit on ribbons. This would be insurmountable for a bird the size of a kestrel. Perhaps if he had an eagle owl, but then you'd have tensile strength problems. so it still wouldn't work out.

Dark Newt

That sitar bloke has a Facebook page. Search for OmniVibes.

Chris Rayner

I prefer not to use air con as much as possible. Makes you drowsy. Always prefer fresh air.

Alex Mills

one more vote for the lunatic fringe of anti con

Riley

Ha! I've got a rusty-painted T4 proudly wearing Smith and Sniff and TLBS stickers in the rear window! You're welcome.. 👍🤣

Sam Houghton

Had the pleasure of meeting Russ Swift as I worked Pride of Longbridge during my time with the SAIC UK Tech Centre. Thoroughly lovely chap, quite humble about what he’s done. Had a Aston Martin DB6 being restored at the workshop we had at longbridge, alongside an MG3 with a hydro handbrake they wheeled out for shows. Towed the Aston with a late 00s Defender 90 as you’d expect.

Joanna Burland

Since when did Jonny do a merch deal with Puma? He can’t deny it’s him, there’s Brian the cat leaping in the background.

Andrew D Robinson

Ahh, the internet and alcohol. What could possibly go wrong...

Peter Heamon


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