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Podcast 100 show notes

Ahoy lovely Patrons and welcome to the 100th episode of Smith and Sniff. Except it isn't actually the 100th episode because the very first one was accidentally numbered 00 and before that there was an unbroadcast pre-production prototype and of course the Patreon-exclusive episode over Christmas so really this is ep103, but let's not get bogged down in that now. Instead, please enjoy a picture of Jonny and Richard in the actual car park at actual Baldock Services and aerial shot of those services (which doesn't show the spot where they're standing). Then we have Madonna doing her 'Ooh Vic, I've fallen' thing under the bed, and the lady from Total Recall that Jonny reckons looks like Elon Musk. Finally, a classic example of a lovely Alpina spoilt by those fussy wheels and tacky side stickers. 

Some extra info about Baldock Services. Mmm, fascinating - https://motorwayservices.uk/Baldock

A quick best of video of scale engines - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brvEtkTnWyk

That bizarre 'half a giraffe' asteroid metric - https://www.sciencetimes.com/articles/36593/20220314/asteroid-half-size-giraffe-hits-iceland-2-hours-astronomers-spotted.htm

A good example of Jeremy Clarkson saying 'Astin' - https://youtu.be/qfdktvDuIlU

BMW has bought Alpina - https://www.topgear.com/car-news/modified/official-bmw-has-bought-alpina

J Hus coming in a black Benz and leaving in a white one - https://youtu.be/3rk6_Ax0mQo

Central Cee getting Straight Back To It (but not at any point needing a poo, as it turns out) - https://youtu.be/T4lxzLd_dIY

Oh yea, and talking of music here's the full version of the weird Boots Vouchers song from podcast 99 - https://youtu.be/Q_HwaXg-HD0

And this is the Stellantis Halogen H4 remix - https://youtu.be/zZwsjCj5Cmk

Oh, and don't forget about our merch - https://shop.thelatebrakeshow.com/collections/smith-and-sniff

Thankings you! 


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Comments

I have played on the mentioned Daytona crazy golf course with the live Gators. My Daughter wanted to feed them, You can buy meat to throw in and watch the Gator fighting carnage....only in America

Mark Williams

Boots vouchers & James may midi ringtone. These show notes have to be the best yet 😂

joe brudenell

There was a time, shortly after Baldock services opened in 2001 when various friends and I in a selection of sporting Fords would meet up for late night shenanigans. One particular night I recall being there with a group, including a friend known as ‘Bungle’. The evening culminated with a late night trip to Baldock Services, and in we went for food just before closing time. We headed to the McDonalds counter, which is just about ready to close. On the counter side is a tray of unsold McDonuts. We place our food order, it is fair to say the guy at the counter isn’t the sharpest knife in the block as he goes in search of Tomato Sauce to accompany Bungle’s Chicken McNuggets. He came back empty handed saying they didn’t have tomato sauce, and apologetically offered Bungle some ‘tomato ketchup’ instead. In disbelief Bungle accepts the ketchup. The manager has been busy empting the McChange charity boxes and decides to drop the bag full of small change on the serving counter. For some reason the Mc assistant decided he would move the bag of coins elsewhere whilst waiting for our food to appear but ended up pouring the entire bag coins all over the floor behind the counter. By now, Bungle and I are both fighting back tears of laughter. McAssistant bends down to try and start picking up the coins when the manager advises him just to leave it. So he reaches up to grab himself up, tactically grabbing the tray of McDonuts. With a predictability you just can’t write, the tray flips up in the air sending him back towards the floor followed by a shower of McDonuts which proceed to join him and the coins on the floor. Both Bungle & I have watched this unfold can no longer control the fits of laughter, it is so bad that Bungle ends up doubled up on the floor shrieking with laughter. The manager grabs our order and then calls for security to assist our departure from the services as we continue to laugh like idiots

John Hammond

The whole dildo/traction engine bit had me in tears

Jay Russell

That bloody overheating camera, listening in the car shitting myself at bongs wondering what was in the process of breaking on my way home!!! You could at least have dubbed in a guff to cover it!

Jon Mochan

Adding to the 100 themed cars, bung in the South African built Ford P100 pick-ups, based on the Mk5 Cortina and then Sierra platforms. I remember going to watch truck racing at Brands Hatch as a kid with the highlights being Eddie 'the Eagle' racing a Perkins Leyland Roadtrain and one of supporting formulas was Sierra P100 racing. Eddie was as shit at lorry racing as he was at ski-jumping.

John Hammond

I’d never heard of an Audi 5000 before, yet when I fired up YouTube this morning, everyone’s(?) favourite fat-tongued & slightly over enthusiastic American car reviewer, Doug DeMuro is there gurning at one.

Mark Sheridan

Buick century for the 100th (pretty rubbish at the end of the line): https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buick_Century

David Stafford

Happy Hundredth! I do the 'look at the pictures before listening' thing and was baffled by the Madonna one until listening.

Robin Capper

Just had to add a "0" on the front of Pod 01-99 as otherwise the play order gets buggered up in my car now its at Pod 100

Nigel Hancock

The Colt Lancer Turbo had the text on the front spoiler reversed.

keith hilton

Weird synchronicity after listening to this weeks Podcast and watching the Bahrain Grand Prix. When Sergio Perez spun out he exclaimed “I love f***ing engines!” Made me wonder if he’d attended a smutty steam rally in the off season…

MATTHEW BUCHANAN

Yes, Madonna has certainly modified out of class. No offense to her, but there's something to be said for aging gracefully

Colin Kao

The whole giraffe question presupposes they are all the same size. Also, the comparison used should have been more relevant to the region the asteroid came down in, it could have been the size of one polar bear, 2 Bjorks or half an Abba.

Dark Newt

Jonny talking about the Shelby on Spacesavers reminds me of a video Chris Harris done a few years ago where he done just that to a c63 and it looked a real struggle to control. I would love to see this done to the aforementioned mustang 🤣

Darryl Mac

Damn you Jonny. This is filling my morning surfing... https://www.enginediy.com/collections/diy-engine-kit

Robin White

Excellent as always! Yes I joined the Porsche club of Great Britain back in the early 80’s, when t’internet was not a ‘thing’ and me and my 1977 canary yellow 924 were as welcome as a fart in a space suit, at the local meet-up. Being told to “park that crappy thing away in the rear car parking area!” ( by all the 911 air cooled ‘tools’. Today I’m a member of TIPEC ( the Independent Porsche enthusiast club) and a nice bunch they are too!

Andrew Lyle Treweek

Just on listening in the car alone I have clocked up 680hrs of your fantastic twaddle.

Nigel Hancock

Based on the photos alone I can’t wait for the morning.

Robin White

Hi. Any chance you could get together to do a review of the Ineos Grenadier? Think you'd both do a great review

Martin Stephenson

Love the halogen remix!!

Martin Johnson


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