Podcast 98 show notes
Added 2022-03-06 18:01:04 +0000 UTCHello you. Some notes to go with this abnormally throat clearing episode of the podcast. For pics, we've got the Morgan Super3, the SAAB Toppola, and the Citroen 'SexTourer' followed by the Ford Aerostar and it's follow-up, the ultra soggy Windstar. Finally, Richard's original notes for his idle thoughts about other rapper names based on US states. Rubbish.
That Flo Rida song. (It *is* called Low, by the way) - https://youtu.be/U2waT9TxPU0
Apple Bottoms is still a thing - https://applebottoms.com
Ever since honeys was wearin' Sassoons - https://youtu.be/mwgZalAFNhM
Ludacris and his gardening business - https://youtu.be/CJsuw6DOC80
Jonny looks at the Morgan Super 3 - https://youtu.be/NPmUvibglfM
You can do Only Fools and Horses tours of Bristol - https://visitbristol.co.uk/things-to-do/only-fools-and-horses-tour-p2329593
Finally, listener David Wilson's Smith and Sniff glossary / show bingo in full.
The Unofficial SMITH AND SNIFF Podcast Bingo/Glossary
1. Sppoowwaaarrttt (variations thereof)
2. Trrraaaansssitt
3. Claim the fa*king vaat back
4. Sade (and what she drives)
5. It's yer Ji-Jijario (Giuario)
6. Our fathers were engineers
7. On that side of things (aka OTSOT)
8. Unexpected bald man
9. Robert Plant car wash
10. Alldays & Onions
11. 3 in 10, Ken (oh, one year out)
12. Cossie (AKA Cozzah)
13. Vocoder toss
14. A John Peel session (live in session)
15. Clacker bag
16. AUction (Jonny pronouncing auction)
17. Heart for Arse or Saab
18. The Rhed ARrahs (Red Arrows)
19. Tiff's capaccio of leather jacket
20. 5 times Le-Mans winner Derek Bell (end)
21. Burn hard with Bernt Haard
22. Shotmaster
23. Flute 'you flute' (flautist)
24. Scrotal lesion
25. Jonny's Tortoises
26. Germany model village visit
27. Flant Flanstead
28. Des' (plural and their respective number plates)
29. Oi Oi!
30. Tears (rhymes with bears) of a clown
31. A Toyota Century (V8 or V12 debate)
32. And all that (also yeah, and all that)
33. (Push up the spectacles)...L322, Jonathan
34. A Jonny motorhome quandry
35. Richard's Range Rover potential issues (played down by Richard)
36. Citroen C15 van appreciation
37. Pre-internet car dealership based grot mags (Network Q non-official)
38. Grotty John
39. JLR Perineum engines
40. Jonny's stopwatch
41. Rack and Peanut steering or Recirculating ball-bag
42. A Dale Winton fridge magnet
43. DSG Tromboning
44. Gouty Goodwood
45. Bobbins
46. P*ssflaps (swap word Christmas)
47. Lovely Leafy Landan
48. Jingle jangle (or singular jingle)
49. Dukes of Hazard wormhole
50. Palming (Roberting) aka 'ultimate palm job'
51. Haaaaaaandling (Tiff voice)
52. Hand scum
53. Sheets (money) 'cost 100 sheets'
54. Sweet, sweet guy
55. East 17 Stainer (stay now)
56. The Mustang "oh sh*t" snake
57. Ankle cuff trackies
58. Jackie Stewart voice (aka wee Jackie)
59. Damon Albarn sssssssussex
60. Fizzy yoghurt
61. Gel plates, 3D, 4D
62. I know Jonny, I know
63. Tiff's faded Skoda Rally jacket in his boot
64. Splashing Brut on the nape
65. Derek Bell (end)
66. 3 clicks on the handbrake delivery drivers
67. Bird beak to the temple from a hedge
68. (Quentin voice); white, ex-police, no sunroof
69. Richard wants an Up! GTI (or a GR(RRR) Yaris)
70. Roger Moore centrifuge face
71. Richard hates 3 spoke alloys
72. Hey, look, listen, guys
73. Hairy's Garage
74. Technics Jacket
75. Noel Gallagher High Sided Vehicles
76. Wendens Ambo & Busniz Intrists
77. Skiffle (Skyfall)
78. Stroker (you Stroker)
79. PUMKINS
80. Deceased Spec
81. Spam satchel
82. Bacon tarpaulin
83. Helmsman's Mayonnaise
84. Three things to tell you
85. P*ss Vista
86. The Craown (The Crown)
87. Blouson Jackets
88. Wolfrace slot mags
Comments
Mo Ntana, Arn(ie) Kansas, Newt England, Penny Sylvania, Lou Siana, Al Aska & Al Abama, Col(in) Rado, Georg A, Minnie (Driver) Sota, Nev Ada, Ida Ho...................there are quite a few!
Michael k-b
2022-03-21 18:26:10 +0000 UTCFowards, palm angels, rinsing, Poo of a thousand wipes. Stroker. Harry's all night garage/shed/spare room. Harry's garage on acid. Grott mags. Potato's nipple. Krilling while driving. Mazda Customer Mag mishaps. DSG tromboning (not urban meaning!). Arse whelk. Old money cars. Sex tourist tobacco tint aviators.
Jon R
2022-03-13 01:36:13 +0000 UTCHad a Mk4 Escort work pool car for a number of weeks driving a bunch of my colleagues 100 miles around the M25 each day until I said no more (work were trying to get out of paying us mileage). Absolutely the worst car I have ever driven. Spent first journey trying to 'find' 5th gear (it was a 4 speed). CVH harshness off the scale.
Dave Smith
2022-03-11 14:01:51 +0000 UTCEeeaaarrss
Ed Storer
2022-03-10 10:23:30 +0000 UTC“beide Enden gehen” is noteworthy of the list
Ben Bowers
2022-03-10 00:20:12 +0000 UTCOh, I've also just thought of an addition to the list: Bristol the 90s time warp city.
Mike Follows
2022-03-09 15:06:55 +0000 UTCI hadany a snigger whilst reading that list. Great work. Speaking of rappers and their erstwhile fondness for referring to women as "hoes" I'm a little surprised that a female rapper is yet to reclaim the word by naming herself I Da Ho on that side of things.
Mike Follows
2022-03-09 15:04:21 +0000 UTC95. Poo cookers, essential for an EV
Chris Akrill
2022-03-09 09:28:55 +0000 UTCWhat sort of sound would a Smith and sniff engine make?
John Hempson
2022-03-09 08:31:31 +0000 UTCA few more additions to the S&S glossary: Bristol’s ‘90s quarter; Richard searching Auto Trader / Car & Classic; Gordon Murray Shirts; excessively loose fit linen clothes; motorway service station glory holes
Henry Hodgson
2022-03-08 20:43:19 +0000 UTCA tiny percentage of them came with manual transmissions and one recently came up for sale near me. I was mildly tempted, but the subsequent divorce my wife would almost certainly serve up kept me away.
Jacob Meltzer
2022-03-08 19:27:18 +0000 UTCHappily, we Yurpeens weren't subjected to them. They have the look of a cynical cost saving , barely adequate shed of a thing. We had the Mk4 Escort...
Richard Glanville
2022-03-08 18:59:50 +0000 UTCBit surprised the apologetic mention of TG and/or GT by Mr. Petrol isn't up there. He must have it in as a rider...
Richard Glanville
2022-03-08 18:55:18 +0000 UTCThat list is incredible, long long time fans of S&S will be having coffee through the nose while reading.
joe brudenell
2022-03-08 18:03:34 +0000 UTCI vote Henry Catchpole as the smiliest man in car-dom. 90 mins smiling would be child’s play to HC!!
Damian Rigby
2022-03-08 12:47:10 +0000 UTC94. Action blanket
Chris Jarrett
2022-03-08 07:06:29 +0000 UTC😂 I'm definitely stealing that Eskimo joke 🤣🤣🤣
Paul Yeung
2022-03-08 03:10:52 +0000 UTCMagnificent. Surprised that The Crine and Stroker weren’t higher on the list!
Rors Plant
2022-03-07 23:41:46 +0000 UTCJonny don't be daft. Surely any sentence spoken by an American that starts off describing seeing a living thing in their yard has a high probably of ending with it being shot.
Daniel Smith
2022-03-07 23:23:25 +0000 UTCShould "Prelude 2.2" be added to the bingo? If anything just to help keep the Honda Prelude from vanishing into midst of time....
Daniel Smith
2022-03-07 23:11:33 +0000 UTCResident American here. I had the displeasure of driving the Ford Aerostar as a "delivery guy" at a local University two summers in a row. It was aggressively bland in every respect; perhaps the most joyless car I've ever driven. Though it sort of wormed it's way into my heart by being so memorably bad. I'm equally delighted and horrified to see it mentioned on the podcast
Jacob Meltzer
2022-03-07 22:52:53 +0000 UTC93. I see wasps have again made an appearance on Britain's top Wasp and Tortoise podcast. As far as resto-modded Mitsuokas go, it should be pointed out that the neoclassic Le-Seyde (which resembles the Zimmer Golden Spirit, Cruella De Ville sort of thing) is based on a Nissan S15 Silva. And *that* means someone has made clearly the greatest drift car of all time - video attached below. They should call it the Le-Slide. https://i.ytimg.com/vi/A2mNe_w2O08/hq720.jpg?sqp=-oaymwEcCOgCEMoBSFXyq4qpAw4IARUAAIhCGAFwAcABBg==&rs=AOn4CLAlJ_CQd5lzHkQJRZzVYOFNKeFi7w
Brendan McAleer
2022-03-07 21:48:00 +0000 UTCA few things to add to the list: - Jonny's peaked way too early on coffee - Richard worries about the amount of sleep Jonny's been getting - Jonny hydrolocks his own head - Did we talk about this on the podcast or was it just in a conversation?
Thorbjørn
2022-03-07 21:33:57 +0000 UTCI listened while driving to a garden job in the Dad spec MPV i use as a van. Do I win a prize for most on brand?
Simon Clark
2022-03-07 20:18:55 +0000 UTC92 Stellantis (dnb noises)
Daniel P
2022-03-07 19:08:20 +0000 UTCIf we get away from them being rappers. There's Japanese Lounge singer Ha Waii and the infamous car designer Mich Igan.
Mark Elliott
2022-03-07 18:17:12 +0000 UTCMe either re: Flo Rida, a real doh moment!
Mark Elliott
2022-03-07 18:13:15 +0000 UTCFlo Rida is featured in this cringe worthy local grocery store commercial. (I'd never heard it outside of a strip joint) https://youtu.be/68T2nu0baWs
david marden
2022-03-07 14:46:17 +0000 UTC89. Cheeky Guffs
david marden
2022-03-07 14:44:27 +0000 UTCDon't you remember the rap stylings of Missy Sippi and Del Aware? Eventually, they were left penniless by their unscrupulous manager Al Asker.
Dark Newt
2022-03-07 10:20:15 +0000 UTCAl Obama
Owain Kelly
2022-03-07 09:45:13 +0000 UTCIf I'm honest Richard, I didn't notice the Flo Rida word play thing until you mentioned it in this pod cast.🤦 One of my pet hates is the wiper thing, it bothers me immensely that people don't notice something that is happening right Infront of their eyes!!! Also by extension to this, I can't stand auto wipers, they never seem to wipe when you want them to wipe and when there is very little rain on the screen they are in full monsoon!!! What's that all about??? Once again gents another cracker of a podcast.
Noel Huggett
2022-03-07 08:50:43 +0000 UTCThat joke… laughed when I saw it in the description, was waiting for the punchline my whole commute. Almost went up a tree laughing. Five near tree climbs out of five episode
Neil Gatley
2022-03-07 07:15:48 +0000 UTC90 Whats on my list of things to talk about 91 We really should spend next podcast doing listeners letters ( and then not doing it) And 60 fizzy yoghurt....Did we ever find out why it was on the list?
Thinfourth
2022-03-06 21:44:47 +0000 UTC89. Alldays and Onions badges.
Ewan Dougan
2022-03-06 20:54:27 +0000 UTC‘Fords’ gave me a chuckle each time he said it. Brilliant video.
Paul
2022-03-06 20:49:51 +0000 UTCI think ‘Absolute Bobbins’ deserves to be included
Steve Morton
2022-03-06 18:36:30 +0000 UTCI was very pleased that the nice chap with all the Lotus Cortinas in Jonny’s video last week said “Ford’s”.
Tim C
2022-03-06 18:31:15 +0000 UTCWith regards to items 1 & 2 on that list, imagine my excitement when I realised that the new neighbours to my street earlier this year drive a Faaaawds Traaaaaaaaansit Spaaaaawwwwwaaaaaaaaaattttttaaaaah Vaaaaaaaaaaan. Thanks to you two twats I have to say it out loud to myself every time I drive past it!
Mark Sheridan
2022-03-06 18:09:09 +0000 UTC
