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Podcast 94 - All the bells and whistles

Jonny and Richard wonder about a forgotten and very noisy part of the Mod scooter scene. 

Also in this episode, the cars of A Touch of Frost, annoyingly needless idling, a BMW problem that only affects police cars, meeting someone from The Bill, seeing a Toyota Blade and wondering if Gordon Murray is getting taller. 

Plus, Agnetha from ABBA running a Volvo parts warehouse, the weird noises made by Teslas, the price of second hand Alfa Giulias, the meaning of Cat S, the agony of slow overtaking, the joy of an old Tatra and the absence of young Bernards. 

Oh, and also some stuff about goats.

Comments

Irmscher Sideskirt - brilliant

Mike Taylor

If you're getting your knee down on a chime-laden scooter or bike, does it mean you're properly going bells out? :p also EV noises - one of our neighbours has a new Leaf, and it has the weirdest reverse noise that sounds like a blacksmith a street over. Every time they leave the house "....*Spong*......*Spong*......*Spong*......". Much prefer the image that turns up there occasionally, sounds like a shuttlecraff from Star Trek :D

Kyyanno

No mention of gongs. Bells, whistles, and **gongs**. Being the superlative of bells and whistles.

Chris Rayner

Yes Adolf Dassler (Adidas) and Rudolf Dassler (Puma) were brothers. Rudolf was the older brother. They started a company together but fell out during WW2 and went their separate ways!

Matthew Bartlett

Came here to say the same. I remember when this was featured on Tomorrow's World, originally on an ambulance interspersed with a more traditional siren. I seem to recall it was up for a Prince of Wales award for innovation (remember them?!)

Martin Gutkowski

The 8 bit (white noise) reversing noises on building sites are because it's a noise that easy to understand directionally. So you can easily tell if the reversing vehicle is behind you. The high pitch noises of ol' echo around and make it difficult to understand where the source of the sound is. Like when there's an ambulance somewhere near you and you can't tell which direction it's coming from.

Andrew Evans

For sure, Bernhardt would have had a Polo Harlequin. With Ronal teddy-bear alloys, natürlich

Nik Howard

The whistle tip which brought us Bubb Rubb and Lil Sis https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUXow3d3-b0

Thinfourth

In retail in the 90s, some customers were fond of the euro sportswear designer “Robbie” Di Kappa

Jim Galbraith

If I cant shout 'Fire up the Quattro/Consul/Capri' at some point in my career with the Police I'm not joining.

Ger O'Connor

I think the founders of Adidas and Puma are brothers? It's one of those things I think I heard on QI that stuck... After a bit of a shite Monday this was a quite nice way to spend some time and get some giggles. Cheers

Stephen Voss

That Bernhardt stuff had me in stitches , so funny, for sure.

Mark Elliott

I was hoping a better informed American pedant would correct Richard on his cop-tune heresy, but here we are. Don't know how you limeys do things, but here in Merica cop cars have a long tradition of being tuned. Mainly a relic of the 50's into the 60's before muscle cars stole all the thunder, but still largely true today. I suspect the YouTube comments will be more spicy.

Guy Sande

Time to update DCI Blundell on Sniff Petrol methinks.

Peter Heamon

If Gordon Murray was that keen on reducing mass he would shave his head. And moustache.

Peter Heamon

I almost applied to join the police (force, not the popular beat combo). Then I realised my concept of policing was entirely based upon watching The Sweeney, The Professionals, and Life on Mars. The reality led me to withdraw my application.

Peter Heamon

It got a bit weird up here in Northumbria Police land with their BMWs. They withdrew all of their BMWs even their brand new ones fitted with the B57 Diesel engine which don’t have the same issues as the N57 engines. They then replaced them all with 1.0 petrol Peugeot 308 estates. No idea how they were suppose to go after crims in them. They’ve finally got brand new Volvos now, after presumably ordering them at the same time as the BMWs got withdrawn.

Dean

Smart Car poor sales are unsurprising and may have something to do with them only selling new cars as EVs with paltry range (60mi) and max 22kW AC charging. They could've refreshed the Smart Car as VW did with the 2020 eUP.

Andrew

Bernard Kerr - a well known pro mountain biker, young and something of a petrolhead too. No Granada though.

Stu Morris

German insult - Depp (idiot)

Maurice Barnes

Not sure about the bells but...deer whistle?

Maurice Barnes

And don't forget the Corolla G6, 1.3 1998 Corolla with a 6 speed gearbox

Martin Rawlings

You wonder about the bifocalist these days don't you, driving a car wearing glasses with focal lengths corresponding to 30cm and somwhere down the road, but nowhere in between. But in between is where the speedo lives, and the satnav. Ben Franklin didn't factor that use case in I suppose.

Ger O'Connor

Bernhardt would use Rammstein for those heavy beats!! 🤘🤘

Bruce Driffill

Wonderful!

Smith and Sniff

I forgot to send you this pic of my Weetabix cassettes last week - https://i.imgur.com/gSTr3ZM.png - I found Dunk’s Cassette (Tears For Fears - Everybody Wants To Rule The World, Level 42 - Something About You, Lloyd Cole and The Commotions - Brand New Friend, Opus - Live is Life) and Crunch’s Cassette (Tears For Fears - Mad World, Big Country - Wonderland, The Jam - Beat Surrender, Status Quo - The Wanderer). I had Bixie’s Cassette too but that seems to have gone missing.

Tim C

I look forward to listening tomorrow morning on my way to work.... Roll on Monday 😊👍🏻

Chris Jarrett


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