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Podcast 44 - Bum-faced airship incident

Richard has put a deposit on a new family car, sight unseen. Also in this episode, Bruce Springsteen's cold hands, KFC translation mishaps, American car advert small print, trying to drive a ridiculously big truck, Ford's fake overhangs, ZF and Zeppelins, a bum-faced airship incident, enjoying spoken German, dressing like you listen to The Levellers, an unwanted waltzer sofa, and what's the deal with wicker furniture? Plus, Jonny needs some help with static caravans and an amazing Technics jacket.

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Just listening to the conversation. Without a towbar a Range Rover is just a twat mobile. Unless it's a proper sports car pretty much the first thing I look up is towing capacity. Even my A4 convertible (1600kg capacity) has a bar so can handle the transporter with the Mini or Locost on it. If it couldn't tow I wouldn't have bought it.

Carl Pickering

Is it bad that I quite like the Lloyd Looms furniture?...

Vlad Tataranu

A moon roof/sun roof is all well and good, unless it's attached to the roof of a Land Rover product, in which case it basically becomes a colander which leaks in a car wash. This becomes particularly problematic when sitting in a car wash in a Land Rover Discovery, which has not one, but TWO moon/sun roofs. Ask me how I know. Also, speaking of buying a Land Rover sight unseen, I did that in 2019. It spent most of 2020 in the shop. I'd much rather hear about Richard's Rover than the Elva any day of the week. Good luck!

Ben Lucareli

And couldn’t you have worked in a reference to Alan Whicker? I see that his estate funded the Whicker Awards for documentary programming. Surely one or other of you might qualify.

Chris Rayner

Ahem... Wicker furniture is all very well, but for the connoisseurs the proper thing is this: https://www.lloydlooms.co.uk/collection/?gclid=Cj0KCQiAj9iBBhCJARIsAE9qRtBW5IVaFzcByjPOxCJ6ImGYoh1ek3o7ckZL2dB6VSHfXVB3Hbd86nwaAgyHEALw_wcB

Chris Rayner

Had I the means, I would lease a full spec RR supercharged as a DD every 2 years... but being a mere mortal a second hand RR is a roll of the dice on almost on the same level as a used v12 bmw, at least here in the states. I hope Richards is a CPO

JimmyCocks

Fully expected the sign off soundbite to be ‘put a fucking barrrrrrrr on it’. Thus, I was let down. Only Rich putting a bar on the (backseat of his) rover will appease me.

Ian Davies

Outrageous!!! Our conservatory doesn't have any wicker furniture and never has. The room is also used for drying car covers, spraying parts, and general automotive arsing around. Ironically my first flat had wicker furniture (it was very, very cheap) and was bloody awful

Nigel West

Periwinkle blue!

James Dilkes

Could you not somehow blag your way into a long term test caravan?

Mat Guest

I used to worry about this in my Subaru Forester which had a massive Moon roof. I drove that in hail several times and i could only imagine how terrible it would have been to not only be showered with glass but then hail.

Mat Guest

...a podcast in which two friends talk about cars, and this week Richard’s new OnlyFans page to help keep his Range Rover in a serviceable state

Nik Howard

I'll happily cover the fuel cost of the taxi trip in return for a video of you chaps chatting absolute gash

Lord love rocket

A friend's father had a Toyota Space Cruiser way back when, it had a removable glass sunroof up front and a Moonroof in the rear. I remember thinking it was just as cool as Moon boots. Moon things were excellent.

Chris Squirrel

Yes indeed. We suspect a stone ricocheted “perfectly” off the roof rack crossbar and into the glass. This was in a Mk1 Focus circa 2003ish.

Jeffrey Smith

How's the grouting coming along?

Smith and Sniff

Whaaaa....? While driving?

Smith and Sniff

Here's the extra 'not' I missed... not. Richard

Smith and Sniff

Can't knock a good static home with telescopic dampers. I say telescopic dampers, I mean rigid stays.

Spartacus Mills

Static caravans are normally kicked off a site when they reach ten years old so you can get them for sod all You also want to look at running a drain and a water supply to it

Thinfourth

Moonroof/sunroof lose all their appeal when you’ve had one shatter above your head.

Jeffrey Smith

Richard said that he was "not not" going to fit a tow bar. Being a fellow pedant I believe that he should honour his commitment to unequivocally agreeing to fit a towbar.

Ronnie Whelan

My Citroen AX had a glass sun roof that you could wind up, and then unclip the whole panel and stash in a felt bag in the boot. It made for some excellent drives down to Croyde Bay for surf holiday in the summer as the passenger could stand up out of the seat and see what the surf was like on various breaks. The only downside was that fellows friends realised they could throw water bombs onto the roof and soak us!

Kit Fletcher

Rather disappointed in Jonny. Surely a Winnebago press vehicle is the way to go instead of a caravan.

KevFlamingo

Over here in the Land of the Free (TM) I did purchase my 2020 F-Type on January 29th...... 2019. Sadly, I’ve also adopted the yankee way of pronouncing way and now use the word ‘Jagwaaaa’ even when speaking to fellow Brits.

P S

Friedrich-Shaven ;) Regards from (nearly) Lake Constance

#lescolsdesalpes

Brilliant podcast guys! Jonny should buy a caravan in the same spec as mickeys mums caravan from snatch. Hector 2 roof lights, the stylish ash framed furniture, and scatter cushions with matching shag pile covers.

zain ali

I've been keeping an eye out for the right deal on a Mark V. One of the longest 2-door American vehicles ever produced.

Ed Nicholson


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