Elephant Town Chapter 8 (pages 1-4)

She's living MY best life, that's for sure. :)

Danielle Corsetto

:-D

Theadora

Why is Miranda's world always so soothing, even when it's full of loud drunk ladies??

Lolll those wily Presbys

Danielle Corsetto

Those bottles were STICKY lemme tell ya.

Danielle Corsetto

The Presbyterians are already banned from every restaurant in town.

Dean Reilly

DANG should be BYOB,PFWYB (pay for what you break)

Minzoku Bokumetsu

Seems right to me as churchy types are always announcing whichever of a thousand denominations they belong to.

They pre-gamed with a whole bottle of rosé in the parking lot. Then they refilled the bottle with Clear Spring 95% grain alcohol plus enough cranberry juice to get the color right, before screwing the cap back on and making their entrance.

Andy Ihnatko

I didn't know that! Signed, a once-devout Methodist.

Danielle Corsetto

AND a prayer!

Danielle Corsetto

I was just tweaking that in my head! I might change it tonight, before it leaves my brain forever. Glad you all see these pages first and give me feedback, sometimes I get stuck in my own head and forget to take everyone along with me!

Danielle Corsetto

I hope they paid for some of what they broke, damn! XD

Amy Crook

I don't know when you stop making edits to your pages, but if you added the word "still" to the question "do you have room for four?" then it would be implied that she made a reservation. Under the name "church ladies," haha.

Maura W

Especially funny given that the Methodists were some of the original temperance activists...

Hugh Eckert

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (please tell me they left a huge tip).

Ruth Merriam

Hah, that makes more sense, the back story. Otherwise, I thought this was a common thing in Elephant town. "Hi, I'm from the Baptist Church, and I would like a table please.

Laura J Testa-Reyes

Hahaha you know what, I didn't think about that!! In my head, she'd already made a phonecall earlier to ask if the tea shop was open today, and they've just wrapped up a church meeting that involved cold calling people, so they're having a hard time getting out of "introduce yourself" mode. ;)

Danielle Corsetto

Why would they have to announce which church they were from?

Laura J Testa-Reyes

Yaaay! New chapter! I like that chef :D

Cab

OH MY GOD I almost CERTAINLY let Cookie subconsciously seep into Ty's design!! Good catch!

Danielle Corsetto

Anybody else get “Cookie” from Beetle Bailey vibes from that chef? 🤣

Chris Driggers

I guess those church ladies can get pretty rowdy!

Dean Reilly