Magic Items Vol. Nine (Alpha 0.3)

Tiara of the Instant Princess:

Cursed Accessory (Rare)

Debilitating Threat Level)

A golden tiara adorned with pink gems, the Tiara of the Instant Princess is a piece of equipment that can instantly provide the wearer with unparalleled beauty and the bearings and etiquette of a noblewoman. However, if this Tiara is donned by a non-willing creature, it can cause some potentially dangerous side effects.

Upon being worn, by a willing or defeated creature, 2d6 of that creature's class levels are replaced with Damsel for as long as they wear the tiara. Additionally, for as long as that creature wears the tiara, they become female if they aren't already, and its wearer gains +5 diplomacy for as long as they wear the tiara. While this is a reliable means of accessing the body and mind of a noble for a willing creature, if placed on the head of a defeated creature, in addition to each of the previous effects, if the defeated creature has 14 or greater Resolve they gain one stage of Bimbofication. If that creature has 13 or less Resolve, they gain 1d3 stages of bimbofication this way instead. 

When a Tiara of the Instant Princess is removed from a creature's head, all of its effects are immediately reversed.

If this Tiara is worn by a willing creature, they must roll 1d4 upon donning the item. On a roll of a 1, it becomes magically stuck on their head and cannot be removed until that creature undergoes a ritual of purification. If this tiara is equipped to a defeated creature, it is automatically stuck this way.

These Tiaras have been known to be used by those looking to infiltrate influential noble houses, providing an immediate cover and disguise. However, nobles of questionable morals looking to have a personal princess of their own have placed these tiaras atop the heads of rivals whom they'd defeated in a duel. 

Dress of the Battle-Princess

Magic Armor (Rare)

Prerequisite: At least five levels in Damsel

An elegant dress composed of interlocked sheets of metal, the dress of the Battle-Princess offers protection only to those comfortable in maneuvering in sizable ballgowns fit for royalty. For those with little experience wearing such clothing, a Dress of the Battle-Princess is rather cumbersome and difficult to move in. However, for those with at least one level in the Damsel class, this dress's wearer can benefit from both its defensive and magical properties. This dress projects a magical ward that is based upon the status of the wearer, causing a creature wearing the dress to gain a defense boost proportional to their wealth

While wearing this dress, you gain +1 Defense and +2 Evasion as well as an additional +1 Defense for every 1,000 gold currently in your inventory (total defense buff caps at +10 Defense)

Rings Of Shared Experience: 

Magic/Cursed Ring (Uncommon)

Inconvenient/Debilitating Threat Level

Rings of Shared Experience are a matching set of sleek, shimmering rings silver engraved with ebon runes that always come in pairs of two. If a creature wears one of these rings while the other ring of the set isn't being worn, the ring offers no effects. However, while the two bonded rings are worn by two different creatures, those creatures are magically bound to share a multitude of experiences. Whenever one of the creatures wearing this ring experiences any of the following, the other bonded creature experiences the exact same condition:

-If the creature is damaged

-If the creature is healed

-If the creature is afflicted with a status condition other than defeated

-If the creature undergoes a physical or mental transformation

-If a transformation afflicting both creatures is removed.

This ring notably comes in two iterations: Magical and Cursed. While the magical iteration of this ring can be freely removed or worn when a creature sees fit, cursed versions of these rings that faintly glow purple can only be removed if the wearer undergoes a ritual of purification performed by the bonded creature wearing the other ring of the set.

Bimbomancer's Amulet: 

Magic Accessory: (Rare)

Disasterous Threat Level

Crafted out of the Scales of a Bliss-Born Dragon and sealed through magics of the Realm of Corruption, a Bimbomancer's Amulet can amplify the magics of a bimbomancer and allow them to more easily inherently bimbofy their foes. However, due to the potency of the bimbofying magics within this amulet, if a creature who isn't experienced with channeling these magics were to don it, the magics would be siphoned directly into the wearer in disastrous effect. 

This Amulet has five bimbofication charges on it, glowing pink in a brightness determined by the number of charges currently on it. Each dawn, if there are less than five charges on this amulet, it gains charges until there are five charges on it.

If a creature with at least one level of Bimbomancer wears this Amulet, they gain the following benefits:

-Whenever you defeat a creature, you may spend any number of charges on this amulet with no action required. The target gains a number of levels of bimbofication equal to the number of charges you spent.

-If a creature makes a resolve roll against a spell you cast, reduce their roll by 1d4.

-Whenever you make a resolve roll, increase the result of your roll by 1d4.

However, if a creature with no levels of Bimbomancer wears this amulet, if that creature has 20 or less resolve, each of the charges on this amulet are immediately spent and the wearer gains that many points of Bimbofication. Bimbofication gained this way can only be removed once you've gained once level of Bimbomancer.

Bliss Shard:

Magic Item (Legendary)

A crystalline amethyst fragment of the consciousness of Bliss herself. While it cannot combat physically transformative effects, this shard can temporarily neutralize the mind-altering effects of bimbofying magic. As long as you're holding this shard with one hand, you are resistant to psychic damage, you cannot be charmed by bimbos of bimbofying magic, you cannot be hypnotized by bimbos or bimbofying magic, and you ignore all mind-altering effects of levels of bimbofication you have. 

While holding this shard, you may use a one-handed action to press this shard into an adjacent Bimbo. That creature gains the benefits of this shard as though they were holding it for the next 1d4 turns.