While Picking Up My Paycheck At New Glow I Saw Sister Rita Waiting For Brother Pea. "I Know Somebody Who Wants To Be On The Fundraiser". I Laughed It Off As I Opened Up The Envelope With My Check. "Guess Who Wants To Be On The Fundraiser", She Said. The Joke Was Going On Longer Than I Expected. After I Made Sure My Check Was Right I Looked Up At Sister Rita And She Had Pulled Her Titties Out. This Woman Was My Old Sunday School Teacher. This Woman Literally Used To Pop My Hands For Talking And In Class. Now I Was Looking At Titties I Never Even Thought About Seeing. Brother Pea's Speech About "Needing All The Help We Can Get" Echoed Thru My Head As If It Was Coming Out My Beats Earbud. I Fully Realize This Isn't What We Usually Post On The Fundraiser, But Maybe Somebody Will Like It. This Is Sister Rita.