Meeting Your Hero, Part 1

There were two stories tied as the top vote getters in my April poll, so I'll be posting both of them this month. Here's part 1 of the first.

Simon yelled one more time. “Somebody, please…help me!”

His voice didn’t carry far, unfortunately, due to his underdeveloped lungs, and a passerby would have to be within 100 feet from where he had driven his car off the road to have heard him. And there wasn’t anyone around for miles…and it was dark…and he was now at the bottom of a canyon.

He was about to give up hope of being rescued – it had been at least 5 hours since he swerved to miss that deer, and nobody would be missing him for a while – when he heard a whooshing sound above.

“Hello? Is someone there?” Simon cried out.

Simon felt the car move a little on the passenger side…it began to rise a few inches…and then a few inches more. And then the whole care began to move upward…slowly at first, but then faster…as if it was floating up the canyon walls. Within 15 seconds, it was back up on the side of the road, and Simon was able to open his door and exit. He turned to see who had rescued him, and he gasped.

There stood Ultraman, Simon’s absolute favorite of all the superheroes. Simon was a little guy – about 5’3” and barely over 100 pounds – but he lusted after the big guys, and Ultraman was definitely the biggest and strongest man to walk (and fly above) the Earth. He was 6’6” and weighed 300 pounds, with unbelievably huge arms, pecs, and quads and the power of 100 men. Ultraman also terrifically handsome, possessing a movie star face underneath his blond curly locks, and showcased his massive physique in an all-white outfit that looked like it was came straight from the wardrobe department on a porn shoot about superheroes (it was tight, very shiny, and showed off every bulge). And the biggest of all the bulges on Ultraman was the one right between his legs…a freakin’ ultra-large sausage that still caught your eye even when there was so much more to look at. Simon had dreamt about it so often he could draw it from memory.

“I can’t believe you saved me, Ultraman. Thank you so much!” said Simon as he stared at the hero…he could feel his dick getting hard, and precum was already leaking out. He couldn’t believe he was finally getting to meet the man face-to-face, and he had so many questions he wanted to ask. What was it like to be so strong…to be able to lift practically anything? What was it like to fly, and have super-hearing, and to be impervious to pain? Where did his powers come from? And, of course, the most important question…do you have a boyfriend?

Sadly, the last question was answered almost immediately as Ultraman frowned when he saw Simon emerge from the car. “Fuck, you’re a guy?” said the superhero in his very deep voice.

“Um, yes. Were you expecting a woman?”

“I was,” replied Ultraman. “Your voice is a bit high, so I was hoping you’d be a chick.”

Simon wasn’t sure how to respond. “Hoping?” he asked.

Ultraman smiled. “Yeah, chicks love to suck me off after I rescue them. When I heard you screaming for help and then saw your Miata, I was sure you were gonna be a babe in distress.”

“So you only rescued me because you wanted a blowjob?” asked Simon.

“Well, no. I probably would have checked the situation out even if you sounded more like a guy.”

Simon didn’t care that he was being insulted. “Well, Mr. Ultraman, I could still give you one, if you’d like,” he said in his most flirtatious voice.

Ultraman’s smile disappeared quickly. He took a big step back and folded his arms across his massive chest. “Fuck, no. I don’t want one from no guy. I’m straight. Besides…look at your little noodle arms. I bet you barely have the strength to lift up my Ultra-cock. And your wimpy attempts to yell for help say to me your mouth isn’t capable of the power it takes to give a good blowjob.”

“But a woman can do it right?” asked Simon, still hopeful even after the further insults.

“Women do it best right after I save them. They’re so grateful, they’ve got the adrenaline going, and they’re determined to prove they were worthy of being rescued…God, they suck my Ultra-cock like there’s no tomorrow.”

Simon was incredibly confused. He was getting a bit hard from the blowjob talk and the fact that the most insanely beautiful, built, and blessed man in the universe was standing right in front of him, but he was also getting turned off by the fact the Ultraman was your basic frat bro. “Well, I do appreciate you making the rescue effort, sir, even though I’m a guy.”

Ultraman smirked, and then muttered, “Barely a guy.”

For the third time, Simon ignored the insult. “So, do you think you could fly me home…or maybe get my car to an auto repair shop?”

“Look, dude, I’m know you want to get your jollies by me carrying you home so you can rub up against my body, feel these big muscles, and jerk yourself silly, but that’s not gonna happen. You’re only about a mile walk back to town. I’m sure you can make it from here. I gotta get back to…um, patrolling,” said Ultraman as he reached down and adjusted his bulky rod with his right hand. “This is the best time of night for the action that I really need.”

“Yeah, sure. I get it,” replied Simon, his tone dripping with disappointment. He gave a quick wave and watched as Ultraman flew back up into the sky, and then started down the road.

Simon had only made it about 100 yards when a brilliant flash lit up the sky. It was like a lightning strike, but there weren’t any clouds, and the flash seemed to emanate from the ground. Something just seemed a bit off, so Simon turned off the road and hid behind a nearby tree to see what would happen.

His instincts proved right – something was wrong. About 5 seconds later he saw another flash, heard a scream, and then watched as Ultraman plummeted down to the ground no more than two feet where he had just been walking.

The small man was about to run over to find out what happened when he realized there was a third person on the scene – it was Dr. Menace, the arch-enemy of Ultraman. He was wearing his usual costume, a lab coat and goggles, and swooped down on his hoverboard just above Ultraman’s body. He was had his left hand on the hoverboard control stick and holding a strange-looking gun in his right hand.

“Ha! How are you feeling, Ultra-dork?” asked Dr. Menace with a cackle. “Did my newest invention knock some sense into that empty brain of yours?”

Ultraman slowly struggled to his feet, and even, when he finally did get up, he was still a bit wobbly. “Menace! I should have figured it was you. What the fuck do you think you’re doing?”

“What I should have tried to do a long time ago,” Dr. Menace replied. “Rid you of your powers.”

“Impossible,” said Ultraman. “Not even you are smart enough of figure out how to do that.”

Dr. Menace laughed. “Really? So falling from the sky right now…that was an accident? The pain you felt upon hitting the ground…was that normal for you? Or did my little gun here, on its lowest setting, short out some of your enhanced abilities?”

Ultraman frowned and immediately tried to fly away, but he ended up just jumping a little bit into the sky. Suddenly he looked very worried.

“Now you’re getting it, Ultra-ditz. You’ve lost your ability to fly, your super-speed, your invincibility, and your super-hearing. All your left with is the super-body and super-strength, and as soon as I crank this baby up to 10, those will be gone as well. No more ultra-bulging biceps, no more ultra-muscular pecs, and no more ultra-cock.”

“It’s a trick, Menace, I’m sure of it. I’m not sure how you did it, but I will get everything back. I’ll be better than ever!” said Ultraman.

“You have beaten me for the very last time,” said Dr. Menace. “From now on, you’ll no longer be a threat to me or my plans.”

Simon watched the scene unfold from behind the tree. Dr. Menace was only a few feet in front of him, and he knew he should try to help the mighty hero….”But Jeez, Ultraman is such a dick. He sort of deserves this.”

Ultimately, however, Simon didn’t want Dr. Menace to win. So he came out from hiding point, crept up to the hoverboard, and shoved it as hard as he could just as the doctor had pointed his gun at the hero.

Little did he realize how much all three of their lives would change due to his actions.