Dear Mr. Fix-it: No Going Back Now

Dear Mr. Fix-it,

My name’s Allen and I wanted to see if you could help me out – or actually, help my boyfriend, Scott. We met in college a few years ago and were amazed how much we had in common – same taste in music, movies, cuisine, etc. We even had similar physiques: I was 5’9 and 150 pounds when we met, and he was about a half-inch taller and 5 pounds heavier.

But for the past year, rather than wanting to keep his body the same, he’s gotten fixated on getting bigger. Instead of spending time with me on the treadmills at the gym, he keeps wandering over to the free weight area and lifting the barbells and dumbbells. He’s added about 25 pounds of muscle and is up to 180, and he says he wants to continue growing.

I just don’t understand his obsession – he had a well-proportioned body that I adored, and now he suddenly wants to turn into the Hulk. Can you help us with this situation so we are more in synch again?

Signed,

Make Allen & Scott Synch

Dear M.A.S.S.,

I was a little perplexed when I first received your letter, because I thought, “Surely Allen doesn’t want Scott to get smaller, right?” That would be plain crazy! So I assumed that the “fix” you are hoping for is to be more accepting of his new size. At least that makes some sense, because there's no going back now. So let me adjust your attitude from “wary” to “excited,” and see how that changes your reaction a year ago when Scott first told you about wanting to get bigger.

Ok, so instead of a curious frown when he made the announcement, you responded with a big smile, a long French kiss, and a “Fuck yeah, babe!” Wow, quite a turnaround!

Let’s see what else changes…you were 100% onboard with Scott growing bigger, so you did everything you could to help him. You researched the perfect workout routine, got him all the right supplements, and started doing meal prep with him so he would always have plenty of nutritious food to fuel his growth. And like any loving boyfriend, you were there to take his measurements each week and chart his progress.

And boy did he make some progress! He went from 155 to 185 in just a few months, then bulked up to 210, and now sits at 240 pounds. He blasted up his arms from 12 inches to 19, and his chest exploded from its former 35 to 55. Everything about him, except for his shredded abs, just blew up like a muscle balloon!

Now some guys might have gotten jealous about their boyfriend’s sudden gains, or worried about all the attention they would get, but not you. You were right there every step of the way cheering Scott on and telling him how much you freakin’ loved his new muscles. You’d asked him to flex for you all the time and couldn’t resist putting your hands – and your mouth – all over his growing body. The sex you two have has only grown hotter and hotter, as formerly mild-mannered Scott now takes control in the bedroom and fucks the living daylights out of you (and you love it!). Once he lays his massive and powerful body on top of you and plunges his battering ram into your ass, it takes you to a level of ecstasy you never knew was possible. Your dick gets harder and shoots more cum in one night now than it used to in a week!

Of course, maintaining this lifestyle isn’t cheap – all the clothes Scott is bursting out of, for example, are costing a fortune. Plus there are other expenses like all the protein powder, the creatine, the Olympic weight set he bought for the garage, and everything else. Fortunately, you came up with an idea a few months ago when Scott saw you undressing as you got ready to take a shower. He wanted you so badly he couldn’t wait for that night, so he put his hands under your armpits and used his Herculean strength to hoist you off the ground. You thought he was going to hold you up for a few seconds and kiss your abs, but no – he had enough power to keep you off the ground for a full TEN MINUTES and gave you the blowjob of your life. Your cock truly exploded into his mouth from sheer delight, and you thought, “What if we did this kind of stuff online?”

So you set up an Only Fans account, made some videos to show off Scott’s immense size, strength, and stamina, and now you are now raking in the cash. Both of you were able to quit your jobs, move into a bigger house, and afford anything you want thanks to your positive attitude about your sex stallion’s growth. His next goal is to hit 300 pounds, and with you as his rock, I’m sure he’s going to get there.

Well, M.A.S.S., it looks like you two are back in synch and happier than ever. Keep me posted on how it’s going, and…um… hey, what’s your Only Fans profile name again?

Sincerely,

Mr. Fix-it