Dear Mr. Fix-it: From Sam to Samson

Dear Mr. Fix-it,

I need your help in the worst way. My boyfriend Sam and I have been together for 5 years, and I love him very much. We met during our senior year of college and were about the same size back then – I was 5’11 and 150 pounds, and he was 5’9” and 140 pounds. Both of us loved running, so we would jog together on the college’s track or along some of the nearby hiking trails.

After graduating, we moved to a big city and got an apartment together. Running outdoors was harder in this environment, so we joined a gym to use the treadmills. We both also started enjoying lifting weights, first with the exercise machines and then moving over to the free weight area.

The problem is that while I have managed to bulk up a lot – going from 150 to 240 pounds – Sam has been stuck at 140. He has tried increasing his calories, gulping down protein powder, and following every workout routine we could find, but his body refuses to grow.

He doesn’t seem jealous of my success, but I know he’s frustrated, especially when then other guys at the gym check out my body and beg me to flex for them. And it’s causing issues in bed, too – he has a hard time adjusting to my bulk, and I think it just makes him feel worse.

Is there anything you can do to help? I love my new body and don’t want to stop working out, but I don’t want it to cause any more problems for Sam either.

Signed,

Boyfriend Upset From Frailty

Dear B.U.F.F.,

I’ll definitely do what I can to help Sam change from scrawny to brawny. It sounds like he’s quite a hardgainer, so it may be genetic. Let’s look at his parents…OK, I’m seeing where he gets it from. Both his mom and dad have the same wispy body types, especially his father who has never weighed more than 130 pounds.

I’m going to make a few adjustments to see if that helps. First, I’ll up his mother from 5’2” and 100 pounds to 5’10” and 160 pounds, and instead of running cross country in high school she played on the volleyball and basketball teams. And I’ll transform his dad from 5’7” and 130 pounds to 6’3” and 200 pounds, and he played football and rugby instead of participating on the chess team and Mathletes. Also, I’ll adjust their metabolism so that both put on muscle very easily when they work out.

Now let’s see what changes Sam will go through based on these alterations.

Yikes! I may have gone too far, but I think you’ll like it. Tomorrow he’s going to get up out of the bed you share and check himself out in the very wide floor-to-ceiling mirror next to your closet. He’ll be wearing only a pair of black lycra boxer-briefs that hug his pelvic area like they were painted on to his 6’6”, 320-pound body. Every muscle will gigantic and flawless – obscenely massive biceps and triceps, shredded abs, bulging quads, and best of all, giant twin boulder-like pecs that will stick way out in front of his rib cage, dangling over his tight midsection as if they defied gravity. And his ass! Tight, high, and ready to be fondled.

Sam will immediately begin going through a series of flexes to watch his physique come to life. Veins will start rising up across his chest and arms as the blood began to flow, crisscrossing his torso and getting much-needed nourishment to his muscles. Even his cock began to fill with blood, getting harder and harder as he puts on an incredible display of masculinity for himself.

He not only looks great, but is also incredibly strong, holding all of the lifting records at the gym where you guys work out. And the knowledge he has about creating a magnificent physique will benefit you, too – instead of ending up at 240 pounds, you’ll be right behind Slammin’ Sammy at a strapping 275 pounds.

Once Sam sees that you are awake, he won’t be able to resist ripping off the underwear, jumping back to bed, and making love to you several times with his very satisfying 10-inch pole. Later it will be off to the gym where you two will not only pump massive amounts of iron, but also pump each other one more time in the showers (making the other lifters insanely jealous) because you just cannot keep your hands off your hunky bodies.

OK, looks like my work is done here, B.U.F.F., but I might just have to visit that gym one day and get some tips from you both!

Sincerely,

Mr. Fix-it