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Scanning, varnishing, framing, naming day

To be read in the voice of Ray Liota toward the end of Goodfellas. This is how it always goes. it’s time to show my new work, but first I have to put them in frames, or install wires on them. But before that I have to varnish them. but I can’t varnish them until after I scan them. So I get out the scanner, and start scanning and then I realize I didn’t sign them, so I get the paint and the brushes and I start signing them and then I start adjusting the painting for an hour. then I scan them. Then I add the isolation coat and while I wait for that to dry so that I can add the varnish, I realize that half of these paintings don’t have names. So I look at my notebook and see if I’ve written anything down that jumps out at me. Some yeah. Some nothing. So I start free associating on the ones with nothing and go to thesaurus dot com and maybe thumb through a book and try and put words to the paintings so that I can call them something after they’ve been varnished and framed.

Scanning, varnishing, framing, naming day

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