Chapter 970: The Wisdom These Situations Demand
Added 2025-01-06 22:00:06 +0000 UTC“Magic was revealed on Earth,” Farrah began, “when the Engineers of Ascension sabotaged the grid in what was ultimately the action that spelled the end of their organisation. Without the ability to detect and resolve proto-astral spaces across the globe, those spaces broke down and ejected monsters into the world, causing the monster wave crisis.”
She tapped the clicker in her hand and the briefing room’s projector screen lit up with rows of ID photos and names. Farrah’s was at the top.
“My role,” she continued, “was to lead a workgroup of Network specialists to identify and ultimately rectify the sabotage, which we eventually did. I had been studying the functionality of the grid for some time prior to this, using my knowledge of magic from my own world. That said, even in my world, the principles by which the grid functions are rare and not yet fully understood.”
She gestured at the projector screen.
“Aside from myself, what you are looking at are the most prominent Network specialists regarding the grid at the time, recruited from branches around the world to work on the issue. The Network, and its secret society predecessors, had been studying the grid since its inception, but had had critical gaps in their knowledge base. Without fully grasping the fundamentals of magic theory, their progress in every field was stunted. And the grid is based on magical principles so sophisticated they work back around to being simple. At a glance, the grid is so basic that it doesn’t seem magical at all, yet is the most vast and powerful magic artefact I have even heard of existing.”
She gestured at the faces again.
“My grasp of magic and their legacy of studying the grid. By combining our respective knowledge bases, we made more progress in a year towards understanding it than in the previous few centuries combined. Through its study, I became one of very few people to specialise in the underlying theory governing the grid. What is called, on my world, a natural array specialist. The people of Earth in the workgroup became the first outside of Emi Asano to receive systematic training in the core fundamentals of magic. Anyone here who has studied magical theory probably recognises many of the names and faces up there.”
She turned to take a long look at the faces.
“Most of the magical advancements on Earth in the last two decades can be traced back to these people, and those they have subsequently taught. But the one thing they have been forbidden from passing along is knowledge of the grid itself. The grid is critical to the safety of Earth, and the magical wave crisis demonstrated that it could be disrupted.”
“Are you saying that magical knowledge has been suppressed?” Clive asked, anger in his voice.
“Not suppressed,” Anna said. “Restricted. Obviously, an understanding of the grid is required, should it be compromised again. For that reason, a group of researchers continues to conduct research, but their results are strictly contained. Many of the faces up here have been a part of that project, for obvious reasons. Many have retired or moved on, but they are carefully watched and protected, for obvious reasons.”
“Many of them are here in Asano Village,” Natalya said. “They were brought here as part of our investigation.”
“What about the Engineers of Ascension?” someone from the Chinese Network asked. “They sabotaged the grid, so they must have some knowledge of its functions.”
“We’ve studied the EoA’s research into the grid, and it’s all a dead end,” Farrah said. “Monkeys throwing sticks into an engine. It couldn’t lead to what we found in Pakistan.”
“How can you be sure?” the Chinese representative asked.
“Because we have complete records of all the research the EoA ever conducted,” Jason said, and all eyes turned to him.
“Who is ‘we’ in this situation, Mr Asano?” the representative asked. Jason turned in his seat to look the man in the eye.
“Clan Asano.”
“Do you intend to share that information with the global community?”
“If, when and to what degree we see fit.”
The man shot out of his chair.
“I must protest—”
“Then do it outside, so the briefing can resume.”
The man looked at Jason, gulped, then sat back down. Jason turned his gaze back to Farrah.
“One of these faces,” she continued, “is almost certainly the source of these new, artificial transformation zones. Whether they have continued their work off the books or taught someone else who has, the direction their research has taken is very specific. I described the ongoing restricted research into the grid, which is about securing and repairing it. The researchers now in the village have been examining what we retrieved from Pakistan, and we’ve concluded that it is a complete separate research track. This unofficial research has been iterating towards one goal: creating new transformation zones, presumably to harvest reality cores.”
“Do you have any confirmation of that?” an English representative asked.
“We have been working with the Asano Clan in Europe,” Natalya said. “We have found what we believe is the site of a transformation zone in the western Pyrenees, no more than eleven months old.”
“There still could be alternative sources for the knowledge to this, could there not?” a French representative asked. “We know that contact has been made with forces external to our planet. Ms Hurin is not the only potential source of magical knowledge.”
“True,” Anna said. “But while there has been contact with outside forces, doing so is difficult and we have a good handle on the nature of those contacts. Our belief is that someone on this screen either is or can lead us to the perpetrator. While the multi-nation intelligence taskforce has been focusing on the intelligence agencies, Ms Hurin and I have been investigating her old workgroup. More than eighty percent of them are now right here in Asano Village.”
Farrah clicked the control again and most of the faces were greyed out.
“Preliminary vetting of the group has cleared them,” Natalya said. “At least for now, but deeper investigations will continue over time”
“Our focus now,” Anna said, “is on those we could not find. The missing and the dead.”
“Currently,” Natalya said, “the intelligence taskforce is actively searching for the members of the workgroup who have gone missing. We are also checking that the ones reported dead actually are.”
“As of right now,” Anna said, “we are narrowing our focus to several of the missing individuals, and one in particular.”
Farrah brought a new slide, showing just one face.
“Simon McKean,” she said. “He was the head of the Earth researchers, ranked only behind myself in the workgroup.”
“He was from an Australian Network family, like myself,” Anna said. “I knew him for most of my life, before the Network schismed. For all of that time, he was obsessed with magic. Not essence magic, like most of us, but the theory. He was driven by a thirst for knowledge.”
“Which paid off,” Farrah said. “During my time on Earth, he was unquestionably the best native ritualist I encountered. He had a hunger for the magical theory I brought from my world that was borderline unhealthy, but our relationship was rather contentious. He always felt that I was withholding knowledge, and that someone from Earth should be in charge of fixing the grid.”
“Meaning himself, obviously,” Anna added.
“It made for an unpleasant work environment,” Farrah said, “but he was too capable to push out of the project.”
In the front row, Clive raised a hand.
“To what degree do you think your personal interactions have pointed your attentions in this man’s directions?” he asked.
“My first instinct when I found those device remnants in Pakistan was McKean,” Farrah said. “My second thought was to wonder, like you, if my opinion of the man was making me dismiss alternatives. That’s why I’ve had Anna focus on him while I’ve been looking at other options.”
“McKean is not our only strong option,” Anna said, “but the more we look into him, the more he becomes a square peg for our square hole. Farrah and the old workgroup members have been examining what was found in Pakistan. They have concluded that it was definitely derived from their old work, but has seen significant development. All of that work has been highly restricted, as mentioned, to prevent another attack on grid infrastructure, if not something worse.”
“This is something worse,” Jason said, and the briefing room’s air grew heavy with spiritual weight. Silence fell until it lifted, no one discounting the seriousness of Jason’s words.
“Quite,” Anna said. “For a full explanation of why, some of you in here will be attending Mr Asano’s briefing later today, and can disseminate information from there. For now, just accept that this researched was shelved precisely because of its destructive potential. Something that McKean argued vociferously against, right up until the Network fractured. From there, we lose track of him. Our suspicion is now that some Network group, likely a tight-knit cell within one of the emergent factions, has been working on this research ever since.”
“More than anything else,” Farrah said, “he’s the one with the skill to develop this magic. While the other workgroup members are diligent and intelligent people, McKean has talent and drive on a different level. He’s the only one of the group I would consider to have the aptitude to innovate our original research this way.”
“That gives you the basics,” Natalya said. “We’ll be going over specific action plans for taskforce members during the afternoon briefing. The information packets you will all be sent at the end of this briefing have further details regards all our persons of primary interest. There, you’ll find further corroborating evidence our analysts have put together as to why we’re focused on our current targets, including McKean. I’ll be delivering the afternoon briefing, along with Michael Aram. I know some of you have heard about another briefing, being given by Mr Asano. I suggest you put that out of your minds, as if you don’t have an invitation already, you’ll be in a world of trouble if you’re caught anywhere near it.”
***
Jason stood at the front of the briefing room. The seats were full and a number of cameras were set up to provide video footage. ASIS officer Natalie Park was at a control panel off to the side, managing the video feeds, streaming to some of the most influential people on Earth. Natalie kept casting glances at Nik, who had what looked like a scanner from a low-budget science-fiction show plugged into the control panel. The screen looked like something from the eighties, and there was an antenna sticking out, wrapped in what looked like tinfoil. Natalie had been throwing suspicious glances at it since he conjured it from thin air. It didn’t help that Nik had taken to wearing a wide-brimmed straw hat, with holes for his ears to poke through.
The ASIS offer turned her wary expression from Nik, schooling it to professional blankness as she looked at Jason.
“I can’t make any promises, Mr Asano, but this is as secure as we’re going to get the feeds.”
Jason glanced to Nik who gave a short nod.
“Very well then,” Jason said, giving the room another look over. Anna, Danielle and Zara were in the front row, his eyes lingering on the princess. She gave him an encouraging smile.
“Before we begin,” Jason said, “I feel the need to warn you all of certain aspects to this briefing. You all should have heard this already, but I want to reiterate, so as to avoid any claims of ignorance as to what is to come. Firstly, this briefing will be long. I will be giving you the full context of where Earth is right now and what has led us to this point. You will learn much about me, my companions, the other world and also the one on which you live. You will gain a broader understanding of the wider cosmos.”
He took a calming breath.
“Second, if you hold any religious beliefs, you will likely have some aspects of them challenged by what I have to say. Perhaps you can incorporate what you learn into them, or perhaps you will deny what I have to say entirely. You might even have some of your beliefs changed, I don’t know. What I do know is that, whatever your reactions, you should keep them to yourselves. If you try and tell me that your religion says I’m wrong, you’re gone. If you try to tell me that your religion says I’m right, you’re gone. The same goes for any other ideology you might be bringing to the table. I certainly have enough of my own, but this is not the place for them.”
His gaze panned the room, daring challenge, but no one so much as coughed.
“Good,” he said with a nod. “Today, you stay quiet and you listen. I will stop periodically for questions, but I will mostly restrict them to clarifying any terms or concepts I’ve brought up that you don’t understand. Considerable time has been set aside at the end for broader questions, so I encourage the taking of notes. There will be recordings made, for release at my discretion, but any attempts to make other recordings will be dealt with accordingly.”
Over to the side, Nik cleared his throat.
“Any further attempts at recording,” Jason said, and looked at one of the cameras. “Sorry about the fire, Prime Minister, but you were warned.”
He turned his gaze back to the seated audience.
“Now, my warning about religion may have come across as heavy-handed, but one of the first things I am going to discuss is the creation of this universe, and who created it. For context, I’ll begin with who and what great astral beings are…”
***
Standing on the top deck of his cloud ship, Jason blew air through tight lips like a valve releasing steam. The Pallimustus refugees had been returned to Earth. Other concerns, both immediate and ongoing, were in the hands of capable people who would handle them better than he. Shade was piloting the cloud ship away from Australia, the dimensional pirate vessel moving alongside. The pirate captain who had surrendered to Jason was instructing Shade on how to crew it, alongside an excited Nik, Taika and Travis.
Anna and Danielle were likewise leaning on the railing, while Zara was leaning into Jason. They all had stiff drinks, tailored to their respective ranks and poison resistances. Jason’s was so strong that Anna had to shift away from the fumes coming from his glass, itself magically reinforced.
Jason took a sip and winced at the burn in his throat. One of his usual sweet and colourful concoctions hadn’t felt right. After the long briefing session, and longer Q&A panel, he needed something that tasted like it could strip varnish.
“How did I do?” he asked.
“Quite well,” Anna said. “You stayed on topic, and on tone. Mostly. Why is it that I’ve been telling you about consistent messaging since long before you get back, but Princess Zara tells you once and you actually listen? And if you make a joke about what you listen with, I’m throwing you off this boat.”
“Don’t think of it as me not listening to you,” Jason said. “Think of it as you laying the groundwork because I’m a slow learner.”
“I find that answer surprisingly acceptable,” Anna said, then sipped at her own drink. “International relations started out rocky, but they were always going to. They are heading in a better direction now, I think.”
“Common enemies make for quick allies,” Danielle said. “And I’m afraid we’ve got a few common enemies too many.”
“This reality core business is certainly bad,” Jason said. “The vampires and their blood plant things are still out there as well. It wasn’t meant to be this hard.”
Danielle nodded.
“What felt like unstoppable power, when we were weak, turned out to be unstoppable only to the weak. As our power grows, our challenges become commensurately more complicated. Your power, Jason, has left you with more complications than anyone of your youth should have to deal with. Or even my relative youth, for that matter. None of us have had time to develop the wisdom these situations demand. We rely on one another and do our best. What is that thing you used to say?”
“Do the best you can with what you have.”
“Indeed. It seems that you had at least a little wisdom from the beginning.”
“I think you should put all of that aside, for now,” Zara said. “Nothing is on fire; the things that need to be done are being done. You’ve got a boat made of clouds, full of friends, a world to show off to them and a plundered pirate ship.”
She nudged his shoulder.
“You could be worse off, Asano.”
Jason looked out over the Australian outback, red dust stretching out to the coast and blue waters beyond. He took a deep breath and let is out slowly.
“I really could be, couldn’t I? It might be time to put the serious business aside for a while. Have a barbecue or two.”
A toothy leech struggled out from his collar and slithered onto his shoulder before rearing up to release an affirming chirp, like a territorial baby bird. Jason let out a chuckle at Colin’s enthusiasm.
“You tell ‘em, Big C.”
Comments
Me too! Lol
Daniel Wills
2025-04-18 18:07:58 +0000 UTCNow that I've read Beware of Chicken, I finally get the reference!
Kyle Hunter
2025-04-14 19:02:30 +0000 UTCyah, i went to a very VERY religious school, and we had a 45 minute prayer class where a greasy old white man would talk about how a space daddy DID make the universe… he is what i imagined Killian Lorent looked like… similar voices too…
Hankabeth They/Them
2025-02-23 20:51:58 +0000 UTCReally? I always thought it's just a caricature of religious people, but then again, I live in one of the most atheistic countries in the world (not USA :-)), so I've never met that many zealously religious people.
lorm42 aeris42
2025-02-21 06:15:51 +0000 UTCMy gut went with the computer or recording device but now I think it could also have been his pant or hair...although eyebrows would also be funny. That seems like a Jason thing to do! Although with him being in serious mode maybe my gut was more on the mark.
victoria bettley
2025-02-19 22:43:44 +0000 UTCIt surely has to be
victoria bettley
2025-02-19 22:40:28 +0000 UTCI completely agree. I found BoC based on recommendations of similar books to this. It's an excellent series with similar type of humour
victoria bettley
2025-02-19 22:39:49 +0000 UTCArgh! The Beware of Chicken reference at the end got me far too excited. Colin is still best boy, Big D has nothing on him.
victoria bettley
2025-02-19 22:38:36 +0000 UTCI grew up in the USA bible belt. I have met PLENTY of people who would throw fits over that kind of stuff.
Tierza Hitch
2025-02-18 17:38:34 +0000 UTCWhy such big emphasis on religion? I've never met a person who claims that Earth really started 10 thousand years ago and was created by a space daddy in 6 days. Are such people common in Australia? Cause those astral beings are just a different natural force like gravity, only with consciousness. I don't see any conflicts with bible unless you take its every part very very literally.
lorm42 aeris42
2025-02-18 09:43:53 +0000 UTCLMAO I love the Beware of Chicken reference!
Jonathan Campbell
2025-02-18 00:53:27 +0000 UTCReally a beware of chicken, reference. To be fair it is good
TwistedVanity
2025-02-16 12:29:30 +0000 UTCTYFTC! BoC yay!
ShivaMcTimber
2025-02-09 00:40:28 +0000 UTCOmfg a BOC reference! Glorious
Hound
2025-02-07 01:01:47 +0000 UTCThat was a nice shout out for Beware of Chicken love that series
jacob butler
2025-02-02 03:36:12 +0000 UTCI go back and forth, Colin is a good boy, but Nik... makes me smile too. I am glad I don't have to pick a favorite..Tyftc
Chloe
2025-02-02 02:31:29 +0000 UTCIS THAT BoC in my HWFWM
ItWasIDIO!!
2025-01-29 21:16:57 +0000 UTCWe all knew Jason had it in him to explain things well; it's just sad that the better he is at bringing others in, the worse the threat is for him and his family.
Nea
2025-01-26 12:13:33 +0000 UTCThanks for the chapter.
Joshua Little
2025-01-14 02:43:24 +0000 UTCGreat chapter! I hope we get more in depth details on the meeting Jason held, even if for the reader it’s mostly review I think that would be a great chapter
Ethan
2025-01-10 16:15:05 +0000 UTCBeware of the Apocolypse World Devouring Leech
Andy Le
2025-01-10 05:08:07 +0000 UTCAgreed I love the series. Mad respect to Shirt for giving homage to other author's! I love the respect they give each other.
D-Bo
2025-01-09 16:56:39 +0000 UTCI love the beware of chicken references! In my entirely arbitrary opinion, I think that well over 90% of fans here will absolutely enjoy that series.
Matt
2025-01-09 12:53:15 +0000 UTC🙄🙄
jazz
2025-01-08 11:20:08 +0000 UTCTYFTC!
Rachel Clements
2025-01-08 08:48:23 +0000 UTCI was wondering if that was an intentional reference lol
Grant Upton
2025-01-08 08:44:16 +0000 UTCSheesh, I don’t think he is the Throne. Whatever that means. I think the Throne has some purpose of its own. And Jason can’t use it to do whatever he likes. He might be able to hack it, but that might also trigger some fail safes.
Pekka Kohonen
2025-01-08 01:41:30 +0000 UTCCept he Is THE THRONE. I’ve had plenty of IT administrator positions and could toggle from read only to SuperUser/root and yes you will.
John Durrett
2025-01-07 22:01:09 +0000 UTCI was refiring to Simion but I do agree about the more outspoken Clive I personally think it is one on his essences probably Karma
GentlemanG33k
2025-01-07 19:31:36 +0000 UTCTFTC
Tommy
2025-01-07 19:00:15 +0000 UTCBeware of Colin
Ryan Rittenhouse
2025-01-07 17:47:30 +0000 UTCClive seemed to grow into what he saw the team needed, what Jason needed. Humphrey couldn't handle certain things. He just isn't made that way.
Austin Young
2025-01-07 17:24:16 +0000 UTCLol I love the beware the chicken reference.
Asano
2025-01-07 17:24:14 +0000 UTCI
Asano
2025-01-07 17:23:53 +0000 UTCAs you said, the System is a readout. It only displays what is already there, not modifying anything. The worst Jason could do would be: Warning: [System Administrator] warns that unsolicited questions will result in a permanent ban. He can only take it away. He *might* be able to spoof what's displayed but that would not change the person's capabilities.
Philipp Battenberg
2025-01-07 16:47:03 +0000 UTCThere was another edit in the meeting somewhere but I lost it now
Walter Kimberly
2025-01-07 16:21:24 +0000 UTCEdit: He took a deep breath and let is out slowly. —> let it
Walter Kimberly
2025-01-07 16:20:28 +0000 UTCAs I was reading the part about Jason telling people to keep their mouths shut until question time and no comments regarding the rightness or wrongness of ones faith - I thought - I wonder if the system readout for a person includes "Spoken Languages:"? If so, Jason the Throne Administrator could just edit everyone's entry to say "N/A" - kinda like Neo's mouth getting morphed over in the Matrix. That would both frighten the hell out of people, humble others and let them know in NO Uncertain terms to F with Jason. If you applied those principles in a fight - suspending abilities and such.. They would be "GAB smacked". lol
John Durrett
2025-01-07 15:32:42 +0000 UTC“You tell’em, Big C.” Is this a homage to CasualFarmer’s “Beware of Chicken” and its famous line, “You tell’em, Big D.”?
Buck
2025-01-07 15:32:33 +0000 UTCThank you. I was going to comment this correction if no one else had.
John Durrett
2025-01-07 15:28:20 +0000 UTCPretty Sure its Other Gordon that got burned. :P
John Durrett
2025-01-07 15:24:00 +0000 UTCI believe they are referencing Simon as evil Clive, not Clives personal growth. But i agree.
RadiantSpren
2025-01-07 14:55:32 +0000 UTCDefiance of the fall
joseph peltier
2025-01-07 13:45:13 +0000 UTCThat does concentrate the mind wonderfully, sometimes
Joanna
2025-01-07 13:31:56 +0000 UTCMaybe they didn’t want to risk a normal ranker so close to the pirate captain for an extended time. Gary would make too good a hostage
Joanna
2025-01-07 13:24:36 +0000 UTCI had a similar experience of it to Stewart, but also just gave in to the peer pressure and devoured BOC this month. Sounds like it’ll probably fly fine for most folks. Also, it’s not the first reference he’s made with that chapter title from back in book 11
Joanna
2025-01-07 13:22:41 +0000 UTCYeah, I didn’t expect they’d bother inviting the asinine PM to this highly secretive briefing. Just figured it was somebody’s recording equipment like AB said
Joanna
2025-01-07 13:14:50 +0000 UTCI thought/assumed it was the attempted recording equipment and Nik’s magic retaliated by setting it on fire. Also, it doesn’t say which countries prime minister - there’s a lot of countries with one. Right?
ABTelford
2025-01-07 13:04:29 +0000 UTCBig C is beware of chicken. Casual Farmer is a top tier author. I like Haylock but he kinda slowed down with his posts. To be fair, I think he's two books ahead of what's published through amazon
Lonnie
2025-01-07 11:41:34 +0000 UTCI agree completely. My first reaction to that reference was 'ewwww no! That doesn't fit' but my severe reaction might be partly because I finished listening to the audio book of Beware of Chicken 4, yesterday. I was too recently in the Azure Hills so the reference pulled me out of HWFWM and back into 'xianxia land'
Stuart Thwaites
2025-01-07 11:35:23 +0000 UTCBeware He Who Fights With Chicken
Joe Woodhouse
2025-01-07 10:30:12 +0000 UTCMy guess is he was going to record it, since that seemed restricted. So they probably set his camer equipment on fire with magic or something.
Travon
2025-01-07 09:30:47 +0000 UTCThx for the chapter
Kconraw
2025-01-07 08:46:27 +0000 UTCI haven't seen anyone talking about what Jason did to punish the prime minister, otherwise known as Other Gordon, for attempting to break the rules Jason laid down and try to make a forbidden recording. I've been left wondering all day: just what did Jason have set on fire? I really can't come up with what would be the most appropriate (and either funny or serious, depending on how you think he reacted to his political nemesis). Ideas and suggestions should be fun -- help me out here!
Laura Hemly
2025-01-07 08:37:20 +0000 UTCTitus Cook and others: thanks, your unbiased opinion is very welcome! If it didn’t break continuity for you then maybe I was overreacting. I feel it was a bit too random, even for Jason. Ah well. And the Harry Potter books going darker…yea. BIG debate topic as they were coming out while I was in college. lol!
ABTelford
2025-01-07 08:19:04 +0000 UTCI took your advice and bought book 1 of BoC..and yup you called it. I can't put it down! Love it!!! Also I'm from Ontario. all the Canadiana winter references in book one of BoC.. I can't even.
Crystal Donak
2025-01-07 07:33:05 +0000 UTCThis is the only correct answer
Joshua Parker
2025-01-07 07:14:28 +0000 UTCClives growth in assertive behavior to mirror his internal thoughts has been a favorite character growth aspect
Joshua Parker
2025-01-07 07:13:10 +0000 UTCProject Hail Mary is an absolute gem and I couldn’t endorse it more. Rarely seen shout out
Joshua Parker
2025-01-07 07:11:47 +0000 UTCI'm sure the sapphire eyes and kisses didn't hurt, either. 😍😘
Kismet
2025-01-07 06:44:33 +0000 UTCAll glory to Fa Rom
Kismet
2025-01-07 06:41:53 +0000 UTCI want this as an Interlude chapter.
Kismet
2025-01-07 06:40:25 +0000 UTCDOTF? Please clarify. I'm all caught up with all my audio books and would love a new series.
Kismet
2025-01-07 06:37:40 +0000 UTCAgreed!
Kismet
2025-01-07 06:34:58 +0000 UTCThere is the reference to Jason's lemonade in Heretical Fishing, so I guess this is his return volley.
Kismet
2025-01-07 06:29:20 +0000 UTCI just got heretical fishing and it is so good 🎣🦦🦀
Zack
2025-01-07 04:22:09 +0000 UTCI think you're thinking too deep about this. It could be viewed as a nod to BoC, but it's just as likely to be the standard nicknaming convention. I mean, Jason has established that he has no issue naming what amounts to potentially universe ending entities what amounts to regular people names, becuase they are just people. So why wouldn't he then, after decades of friendship, give them a nickname? The only real headscratcher is why he didn't do it decades ago.
Darthnarciss
2025-01-07 04:07:57 +0000 UTCAs another person who hasn't read Beware of Chicken before, the reference doesn't bother me, nor did it stand out at all to me. If Colin's name didn't start with a 'C', then I could see it as being confusing, but it feels perfectly natural to me. Adding a "lead up" as suggested, in my opinion, would only draw more attention to it than necessary and would be more distracting than the line itself. Generally, my stance is that references don't need to be for everybody. If you get a particular reference, great; if not, nothing significant is lost. This seemed like a fun one for BoC fans, and just read like a totally normal Jason moment to me.
Anthony Sebastian
2025-01-07 03:58:58 +0000 UTCBig C. Hahaha love that
Frank Morgana
2025-01-07 03:58:01 +0000 UTCBeware of chicken
James Cobb
2025-01-07 03:52:33 +0000 UTCSo we got a proper introduction to "Evil Clive"
GentlemanG33k
2025-01-07 03:41:56 +0000 UTCIt was the fact that Zara has made the same mistakes he has in spite of at least 25 times the education that made him listen, I think, and absorb what she said. She clarified things FAR better than Anna or even Danielle, so he could hear it from a peer, not an older teacher. Often it's easier to learn from someone close to your age than from anyone else.
Laura Hemly
2025-01-07 03:30:46 +0000 UTCIf you got tired of litRPG’s, a couple of my favorites are “the acts of Cain”by Mathew stover, the blade itself (first law books) by joe Abercrombie, and if you’re into something darker, “The outsiders” by Brandon Faircloth (basically a genius in world building)
joseph peltier
2025-01-07 03:29:20 +0000 UTCAlso Primal Hunter is popular, and Heretical Fishing. I was getting so buried with endless LitRPG series that I finally had to draw a line, though. I've been a voracious reader my whole life, so I'm also trying other types of books. But the three I follow on Patreon are my permanent favorites! One more suggestion. I'm sure you've read The Martian. That author, Andy Weir, put out a book last year that is one of the top 5 SF books in my rather long lifetime (I'm over 70) -- it's named Project Hail Mary. If you haven't read it, 1) avoid ALL spoilers, and 2) listen to the audiobook. It's absolutely brilliant!
Laura Hemly
2025-01-07 03:23:31 +0000 UTCI’m going to be honest as someone who has read BOC it flew right over my head and I didn’t even notice until all the comments. Why because Colin coming out and doing a little wiggle dance or acting goofy is something he’s done plenty of times in the past. Big C seemed liked a random nickname jason made up on the spot. You’re definitely blowing it out of proportion. That little interaction was par for the course.
BloodStorm
2025-01-07 03:03:02 +0000 UTCWhile I don't agree to the degree of severity, it certainly feels warranted to mention it. I do love both series and even have tattoos for both this and BoC. The joke felt too random to fully work. I would not go as far as advising to remove it, especially since many others seem to like it a lot. Still with a second thought from our dear author.
Namorat
2025-01-07 02:51:34 +0000 UTCIf you enjoyed beware of chicken, I hope youve given heretical fishing a chance!
Lonnie
2025-01-07 02:42:25 +0000 UTCFacts
Lonnie
2025-01-07 02:38:48 +0000 UTCI responded to your other comment, doing so with this one seperately because it's a bit off topic. About Harry Potter. I grew up with the series, and the end half of the series being considerably darker isn't an issue for me in the slightest. Indeed that was part of the magic of reading HP as they came out. As I matured the books matured with me, in large part represented by that darker more angsty tone. Had they continued to be as lighthearted as the first book I doubt I would have kept up with the series in my later teen and early adult life. They certainly wouldn't have been as special as they are to me still. I'll give you that the series likely feels different read for the first time now, not spread out over years. But from my perspective that drop in dark is and was very welcome. There are rules to writing, absolutely. But (nearly) every one of them has a time when it can -and at times should- be broken. Back on topic, I'm not claiming the nickname in this chapter is anything of that sort lol. Nor am I saying that your comment has no merit. But in this case, as a person that hasn't read the other work, it didn't break the illusion. Honestly it seems to be more distracting to you than it was to me. Edit: autocorrect decided angsty was angry lol
Titus Cook
2025-01-07 02:26:10 +0000 UTCI can't wait for Jason's voices to reach diamond, let alone Jason himself. Speaking of power and complication without wisdom, I wonder if that's what happened to the builder when he was still mortal. A sognificant lack of wisdom without a support network to compensate.
Hell 5pawn
2025-01-07 02:22:43 +0000 UTCKnowing Jason that's exactly where it started too
Kalanaere
2025-01-07 02:17:45 +0000 UTCRight! It was set up so nicely to he a fun conversation and then we skipped it
Kalanaere
2025-01-07 02:16:03 +0000 UTCSomeone read Beware of Chicken over the break! Love the reference!
John
2025-01-07 02:11:56 +0000 UTCAs someone that doesn't know what Beware of Chicken is I think you're blowing things out of proportion. I suspect it has to do with the ending of the chapter? If only because I could see that construed as Collin acting like a rooster. That read perfectly fine for me, a little funny despite not knowing any other context, just Collin acting goofy, which felt fine. The new nickname didn't throw me off at all. As far as I know Jason was making it up on the spot and that was fine with me, sometimes that's just how nicknames come to be.
Titus Cook
2025-01-07 02:07:38 +0000 UTCBeware of Chicken needs a crossover with He Who Fights With Monsters
mhaj58
2025-01-07 02:01:30 +0000 UTCAgreeing to disagree. Yup. As I read all the “love that reference!” Comments I realized I was gonna get a lot of hate, so - thanks for disagreeing respectfully! 🙂
ABTelford
2025-01-07 01:45:50 +0000 UTCThanks for the chapter!
Brad Gammey
2025-01-07 01:38:58 +0000 UTCShirt I love this comment so much!
Danny boy
2025-01-07 01:38:01 +0000 UTCSee previous comment about orthodoxy or prescribed formulae. Let's just agree to disagree.
Martinus Chrisjan
2025-01-07 01:35:23 +0000 UTCSuch a long chapter, I love it can’t wait to read it and listen to it
Alejandro Piña
2025-01-07 01:34:44 +0000 UTCNeither is The Little Mermaid deep, but a robot coming in for a cameo would be jarring - breaking the suspension of disbelief. It’s a whole thing studied in a class I took in college. English major, editing minor, went into teaching…so I’m very proud of myself for not pointing out ever typo, misused comma, etc. but this I couldn’t hold back. I love this series too much. Sorry. Put my teacher hat on for a bit there.
ABTelford
2025-01-07 01:30:48 +0000 UTCMate, it's a brief nod to a relatively well known series. There is no orthodoxy or sanctioned formula here. Shirt writes a story people like, and he does whimsical things like this for whatever reason he likes. It ain't that serious champ.
Martinus Chrisjan
2025-01-07 01:25:08 +0000 UTCI agree with the chirp criticism - it’s been a hell raising screech in all past books.
ABTelford
2025-01-07 01:20:30 +0000 UTCDungeon crawler Carl (my personal favorite right now), defiance of the fall, beware of chicken (the one referenced in the chapter), also, I’d check out wandering inn, im only at the end of the first book, but it seems really good so far.
joseph peltier
2025-01-07 01:19:04 +0000 UTCWhat are the full names of these other series? Please! I need new stuff - I’m sick and need new books.
ABTelford
2025-01-07 01:17:28 +0000 UTCPS. If you really want to include this joke, then have some lead up to it - another person called Collin and our fav leech Colin coming out and objecting “that’s my name!” With a conversation following in which little C and big C are mentioned as possible nicknames. OR you could have Jason be reading a book while in his downtime/recovery and make a brief mention of nicknames like Big D and Colin comes out saying he wants a nickname. Something to give this joke some internal context to make it work. OR something like “you like that book too? Well then, you tell em big C”
ABTelford
2025-01-07 01:15:38 +0000 UTCIt’s not that deep
BloodStorm
2025-01-07 01:11:21 +0000 UTCWhile I adore Beware of Chicken, I feel the need to say - this has no in-book context to make it work. Without that it has one of two effects 1) confusing those who haven’t read the other book because there has been no previous nicknames given to Colin remotely like this. 2) breaking the reality of the world you’ve established, making the readers forcefully aware this is a fake world, which is jarring and unwelcome unless it’s been present from the start. Since Beware of Chicken is a very contemporary work and not an 80’s or 90’s pop culture reference, it breaks that reality, shattering the suspension of disbelief. Sorry, funny as it may be, I strongly recommend you remove that inside joke from the final draft. Compliment: the way this chapter started was great - straight into the meat without summarizing unnecessarily. Jason’s brief and aura reinforced interruptions were excellent. I also loved the “sorry for the fire” tidbit.
ABTelford
2025-01-07 01:09:02 +0000 UTCAh I see you are also a person of culture
Clifton Thrasher
2025-01-07 01:04:58 +0000 UTCLove the "Big C" reference, have enjoyed those books as well
Greg
2025-01-07 01:02:34 +0000 UTCBeware of Chicken.
Crystal Donak
2025-01-07 00:59:00 +0000 UTCCurrently listening to the audiobooks!
joseph peltier
2025-01-07 00:50:09 +0000 UTCDCC I get but what is BOC?
Rich Stark
2025-01-07 00:45:16 +0000 UTCtftc
gator mate
2025-01-07 00:43:25 +0000 UTCBeware of Colin
Sena
2025-01-07 00:37:21 +0000 UTCNice
Isaac Boyles
2025-01-07 00:36:45 +0000 UTCAll the best protagonists in fiction are their own worst enemies. That's part of what makes this series so excellent, as we read and yell at Jason for doing what makes sense for him at the time and is objectively a terrible choice. I really liked his response to Anna though: it's exactly correct. When other people tell us something that goes way against how we currently see the world it takes a lot of repetitions and direct experience to finally incorporate it into our understanding
Joanna
2025-01-07 00:23:38 +0000 UTCThe highlights and their reactions would've been nice; 'You fought the makers of the cosmos in your own soul, and pulled a Muhammad Ali to win? How does that make sense'
Kaelan Spears
2025-01-07 00:19:00 +0000 UTCI finally gave in and checked out BOC in December while Shirt was gone and now I have another Patreon subscription. I’m loving his AU side stories as well
Joanna
2025-01-07 00:12:16 +0000 UTCIt's a direct reference to another series called Beware of Chicken
lockx
2025-01-07 00:11:44 +0000 UTCTrust me, you will get SO hooked! I found BoC when Shade mentioned it, and DCC from other commenters, and my Patreon bill has certainly gone up -- but it's worth every penny!
Laura Hemly
2025-01-07 00:09:53 +0000 UTCBig C, I love it! He’s no longer the “little guy”. TYFTC!
Justin
2025-01-07 00:03:30 +0000 UTCGary is not learning how to pilot the dimensional ship with Shade?
ThoMiCroN
2025-01-07 00:02:29 +0000 UTCPrimal Hunter is another good one.
Kirivina
2025-01-07 00:01:31 +0000 UTCFor now, just accept that this researched->research* was shelved precisely because of its destructive potential.
ThoMiCroN
2025-01-06 23:53:33 +0000 UTCTFTC
Jacob
2025-01-06 23:46:42 +0000 UTCThe audio came out recently, really recommend it.
ReadingObsessed
2025-01-06 23:46:30 +0000 UTCOkay I clearly need to read Beware of Chicken. Because of the references to Dungeon Crawler Carl in past chapters... I found my second favorite series... ..and I'm sure BoC will be added to the list too if everyone is going on about it this much!
Crystal Donak
2025-01-06 23:44:06 +0000 UTCThe whole first earth arc would have been less stressfull for him if he did a propper explanation like this. In this whole series he is his biggest enemy. I hope we will see more of his character growth now and not only stat progression
Ariellus
2025-01-06 23:42:54 +0000 UTCHahaha 😆 I've read them multiple times, just thought from his point of view with all he's learned would be cool lol
Ryan Black
2025-01-06 23:38:35 +0000 UTCNgl I was thinking the same thing. Like make it a chapter all it's own, so you can skip it if you want.
Richard Ulrich
2025-01-06 23:37:10 +0000 UTCHere you go: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08WF8SB71
Shirtaloon
2025-01-06 23:35:28 +0000 UTCA pretty girl that explains in a way he's willing to listen to. Danielle was a bit to straightforward. Anna to condescending. Zara explained with showing him consequences and explaining perceptions.
Soli116
2025-01-06 23:34:32 +0000 UTCThat is what I call a good chapter. I liked it a lot more than the first one of the year. I know Shirt didn’t have the time to do a chapter on the briefing but I would’ve like to hear the questions and answers at the end.
BloodStorm
2025-01-06 23:29:24 +0000 UTCMe, too, but that would have been 8 or 10 chapters.
Soli116
2025-01-06 23:29:11 +0000 UTCOr at least some of the questions they had
BloodStorm
2025-01-06 23:25:03 +0000 UTCI really wanted to hear that explanation Jason was giving...
Ryan Black
2025-01-06 23:19:20 +0000 UTCSame my dude, same
Ryan Black
2025-01-06 23:17:49 +0000 UTCThe Briefing: Jason: "Ok, I'll just start from the beginning..." [inhales deeply] Shade: "You don't need to breathe, Mister Asano." Jason: "...it all started when I woke up naked in hairless in a hedge maze..."
Liesmith
2025-01-06 23:14:58 +0000 UTCDitto this!
Naotsugu97
2025-01-06 23:05:10 +0000 UTCLoved the reference at the end!
Rados
2025-01-06 22:55:56 +0000 UTCMaybe a Q&A side story of someone quietly losing their shit
Brian Glazier
2025-01-06 22:53:39 +0000 UTCDOTF is another one that gets crossed referenced occasionally. 😂👍. And nope, haven’t met anyone yet!
joseph peltier
2025-01-06 22:53:22 +0000 UTCI did that after I finish the chapter
Zachary Blevins
2025-01-06 22:51:03 +0000 UTCIs there ANYONE here who doesn't enjoy these two series, HWFWM and BoC, plus others? (DCC for me!)
Laura Hemly
2025-01-06 22:49:57 +0000 UTCWell, casual farmer is really getting around. The newest fates parallel audiobook came out a bit ago, and that they were fighting off a beast wave, and they had the most trouble with a demon beast in the form of a giant rooster who had moon powers. It could even create two white and black clones of itself. G I wonder where he got those ideas
Aaron Schwartz
2025-01-06 22:47:57 +0000 UTCPlease tell me Colin is going to be wearing a vest from now on! Glory to Clan Asano! Glory to Fa Ram!!!
joseph peltier
2025-01-06 22:47:27 +0000 UTCOmgggg!!! Big C!!!! My lil heart fluttered! I literally have sibs to 3 patreons, HWFWM and BOC are 2 of them ❤️.
Marisa González Martínez
2025-01-06 22:46:47 +0000 UTCIt would be wonderful if Shirt had the wherewithal to write it out, but honestly? I'm sure it would take *several* long chapters, not to mention that all the info is available to all us obsessive readers, although scattered through the previous 12 books.
Laura Hemly
2025-01-06 22:46:18 +0000 UTCThat’s a great idea
Joshua Parker
2025-01-06 22:45:48 +0000 UTCI had to put my phone down and then imagine how it would go in my head for five minutes before I finished reading
Aaron Schwartz
2025-01-06 22:45:42 +0000 UTCIs there anything else you’re reading that you think it could’ve been a reference to? Please tell me that was an actual question. I’d like to know.
Aaron Schwartz
2025-01-06 22:45:16 +0000 UTCIt really makes it even more fun, doesn't it?
Laura Hemly
2025-01-06 22:44:02 +0000 UTCI love how all the cultivation/litrpg authors nod and throw digs at each other and various anime. Bunch of nerds, the lot of you! My people
Anthony
2025-01-06 22:42:10 +0000 UTCAnother awesome chapter. Thanks for all the hard work shirt!
Malromen
2025-01-06 22:41:33 +0000 UTCThanks for the chapter. Am looking forward to the supposed relaxed chapters xD
3rdImpact
2025-01-06 22:40:44 +0000 UTCYes. Yes it was
chad osborn
2025-01-06 22:40:30 +0000 UTCAbsolutely!
Kalanaere
2025-01-06 22:37:12 +0000 UTCWait! I wanted to hear Jason's explanations on the GABs!
Kalanaere
2025-01-06 22:36:31 +0000 UTCI think it had to be. And it was quite appropriate!
Laura Hemly
2025-01-06 22:34:44 +0000 UTCTFTC
Connor Keenan
2025-01-06 22:34:41 +0000 UTCAmazing
Seaspike
2025-01-06 22:34:26 +0000 UTCI liked it.
Seaspike
2025-01-06 22:32:58 +0000 UTCthat briefing would be an amazing, long chapter. filled with reminders and catchup. the perfect prologue bit to get everyone back to speed
glen perry
2025-01-06 22:32:52 +0000 UTCColin’s such a good boy
Brave Badger
2025-01-06 22:29:26 +0000 UTCLove the reference! Big C and Big D are awesome!!
Kendra
2025-01-06 22:27:35 +0000 UTC"Chuck a barbie" no? Lol Jason gets home ...really home and he finally uses words everyone gets. Or it's been so long that the lexicon would have started to change?
Crystal Donak
2025-01-06 22:27:32 +0000 UTCA proud erect fellow?
JonO
2025-01-06 22:25:10 +0000 UTCTo be fair, there was a giant chicken in the book 11 chapter titled Beware of Chicken, I feel like that was already confirmed lol
Dillion
2025-01-06 22:25:10 +0000 UTCDefinitely
liam funk
2025-01-06 22:24:13 +0000 UTCI have to ask. Was that a Beware of Chicken reference there at the end?
Lorem Holthier
2025-01-06 22:23:10 +0000 UTCI can’t be the only one who wanted to hear the briefing
Zachary Blevins
2025-01-06 22:22:49 +0000 UTCOh my gods, Jason actually explained things to Earth! It really does take a pretty girl to beat some sense into him. You enjoy that barbarque, you earned it for being a good astral nexus.
Unwillingmainer
2025-01-06 22:22:14 +0000 UTCWaitwaitwait... was that last bit a nod to a certain rooster? >:D
RandomRabbit
2025-01-06 22:22:14 +0000 UTCLove the beware of chicken reference at the end there.
Michael Fannon
2025-01-06 22:21:26 +0000 UTCWhat is this Chirp nonsense from Big C? Also the editors definitely need to take another look at this chapter. Overall though fantastic as always!
Justin Butler
2025-01-06 22:21:12 +0000 UTCWoo! You tell em! (BoC!)
Leander
2025-01-06 22:21:08 +0000 UTCThanks shirt!
Hemlock
2025-01-06 22:20:18 +0000 UTCBeware of chicken reference spotted.
liam funk
2025-01-06 22:20:14 +0000 UTCThank you for the chapter 😁!
DreadHawk666 Aron
2025-01-06 22:20:02 +0000 UTCBiscuits! It’s biscuits
Samuel Strode
2025-01-06 22:19:35 +0000 UTCBeware of Colin
Philipp Battenberg
2025-01-06 22:17:38 +0000 UTCBoC? If you're a fan of Cultivation, slice of life and romance. It's fantastic, touching, and excellently written.
Captain Nuclear
2025-01-06 22:17:00 +0000 UTCYeah, Big C!
Jarrett Glass
2025-01-06 22:16:20 +0000 UTCGreat chapter
Branden Mccullar
2025-01-06 22:15:57 +0000 UTCIs it good?
Meruem92
2025-01-06 22:15:57 +0000 UTCAbsolutely adore the nod to BOC! There have been a few now I think.....tyftc
JonO
2025-01-06 22:14:55 +0000 UTCAt the Beware of Chicken reference! Classic
Calamity
2025-01-06 22:13:58 +0000 UTCthanks for the chapter! love coming back to earth
Valmorian
2025-01-06 22:13:12 +0000 UTCIunderstoodthatreference.gif
Ryan
2025-01-06 22:11:54 +0000 UTCJason actually acting his rank, for once! I love it. It’s still him in there—just tempered. TFTC!!!
Bingus McCready
2025-01-06 22:11:26 +0000 UTCWas that a Beware of Chicken reference at the end?
Captain Nuclear
2025-01-06 22:09:49 +0000 UTCShirt being a fan of BoC confirmed >.>
Cyrus McEnnis
2025-01-06 22:09:25 +0000 UTCTftc
Nicholas Newsome
2025-01-06 22:00:33 +0000 UTCSandwich
mhaj58
2025-01-06 22:00:20 +0000 UTC