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Chapter 885: We're All Stuck in a Hole

Nigel Thornton hadn’t been the first person on Earth to hit gold rank, or even the first to do it without cores. The US had non-core training programs long before Farrah Hurin arrived, so that title went to some unnamed yank. Nigel’s claim to fame was being the first outside of the US to hit the milestone core-free.

The rest of his team were core users, and still only silver rank. There were only so many places on Earth that spawned gold rank monsters, and the cores taken from them were arguably the most precious commodity on Earth. They certainly didn’t find their way into the hands of a squad of mercenaries.

Nigel’s team was the same nine-person unit it had been almost two decades earlier. Back then, magic was still a secret and they were part of the Network’s secret paramilitary wing. His team had stayed together when the Network fractured, surviving through years of upheavals. From the reveal of magic to the vampire war, they had weathered countless storms.

When the Network schismed into different factions, Nigel and his team had gotten out. Sickened by the infighting and the actions of the Australian government, they had decided to go it alone. The world had no shortage of work for people with a specific set of skills, and a gold ranker for hire was a rare commodity.

Although they had done jobs for a variety of employers, they were most frequently contracted by United Nations official Anna Tilden. They had worked for her in their Network days and now they were her first call for black bag operations. That included their current assignment. They were embedded in France, deep inside vampire territory. It was a region they knew well, having been hired to extract people from vampire blood farms many times. They had been there for almost two months, watching the former Asano Clan land for changes.

The first priority when embedded in hostile territory was to avoid being discovered. Fortunately for the team, vampires were prone to murdering one another. If the occasional one stumbled onto the team and went missing, its absence didn’t alert the rest. The vampires weren’t wary towards humans in the area as the only value it held was symbolic. Without the protection of the domain aura, the former Asano territory held no strategic or tactical value. That lack was not lost on certain members of the team.

“I don’t know what we’re still doing here,” Orange complained. “Sitting in a building every day, watching the edge of a city? We can’t see a damn thing from the outside, and if we tried going in, we’d be lunch inside of an hour.”

“We’re here because we’re being paid to be here,” Darcy told him.

They were in an underground room that Woolzy had made with magic, sealing the hard-packed earthen walls until they felt like smooth porcelain. One concealed entrance above them led to a section of woodland not too far from Saint Étienne. The room was loaded up with camping gear, but there was no getting around that they were nine people living in a hole in the ground. Even if three were always off on observation duty, it was starting to feel — and smell — like living in an old fried chicken box.

“You’re both right,” Higgy said. “Yes, this is the job, and we’re being paid well. But he’s not wrong to wonder what all this is in aid of, or how much longer we’ll be out here.”

“It’s obvious we’re waiting for something,” Digit said. “Something big enough that we don’t need to get close to see it.”

“Then let them watch on bloody satellites,” Orange said. “Why does the UN need us out here on the quiet? I thought the UN’s job was to ask people to stop violating human rights, and then get sad when they say no.”

“Anna knows something,” Digit said. “She knows something is going to happen, and she wants an eyes-on report the moment it does.”

The others all turned to look at Nigel, sitting silently.

“Yep,” he said, and left it at that.

“Honestly, the why of all this isn’t even the problem,” Orange said. “My question is, why are we spending our lives living in holes in the ground? We’ve been doing this long enough that I’m richer than mud cake. Between the nine of us, we have family connections in every Network faction. This work has brought us contacts across the whole damn planet. Why are we crating ourselves in a dirt box instead of sitting on a beach?”

“I find that hard to argue with,” Higgy said. “If we’ve got enough money to live like kings…”

He nodded at Darcy.

“…and one Queen, then why are we living in caves and digging bunkers out in the woods?”

Of the six in the bunker, five again turned to look at their leader.

“You want to retire?” Nigel asked them.

“Don’t you?” Higgy asked.

“As a matter of fact,” Nigel said, “I do. Maybe not completely, though. Semi-retire. Live the high life, but if the right job comes along—”

“Or the right payday,” Darcy cut in.

“Or the right payday,” Nigel conceded. “Then, maybe we saddle up again. If that’s what we want to do, then that’s what we’ll do. Together, like always. You’re right, Orange; we have accumulated a lot of wealth. And the connections we’ve built up are probably worth more than the money. But how much is enough? Where is safe? The United States and China are fairly safe for most people, but we aren’t most people. What happens when someone in charge wants something from us that we don’t want to give?”

“Thorny,” Higgy said to Nigel, “let’s not pretend like you can’t write your own ticket. You hit gold rank outside of any of the big groups and they all want to recruit you.”

“Or kill you before someone else does,” Orange added.

“They won’t try,” Nigel said. “No one has managed to kill a gold ranker yet, even with other gold rankers. As far as I’m aware, the only one to die was that guy who turned into a monster.”

“Which one was that?” Orange asked.

“Vietnamese guy,” Darcy said. “Worked for the Chinese. Followed Asano into a transformation zone and turned into a tentacle monster when he came out. Every major magical faction had people there and they still barely managed to kill it.”

“There was Jack Gerling, too,” Higgy said.

“I thought he went to work for the vampires,” Darcy said.

“No, he’s right,” Nigel said. “I forgot about him because he’s still around. He also died after he followed Asano into in a transformation zone and then turned into a monster. The vampire queen brought him back as some kind of blood clone slave.”

“I guess the moral is to avoid following Jason Asano into big magic domes,” Orange said. “Makes me think about those astral proto-spaces we went into with him. We might have been lucky to get out without turning into wombat snakes or something.”

“Wombat snakes?” Nigel asked.

“We have officially veered too far off topic,” Higgy said. “Thorny, I can tell you’ve got some kind of retirement plan in mind. But for some reason, you haven’t told us yet.”

“Yeah,” Nigel admitted. “I have a plan. And no, I haven’t told any of you yet.”

“Why not?” Darcy asked.

“It’s too unreliable. Too many unknown factors. On a basic level, the plan is simple: we find a safe place to land. Somewhere the people in charge will value us without trying to bend us over.”

“And where do you expect to find that?” Orange asked. “Some little island in the Pacific with white beaches and blue water? That’s big enough to import beer, but too small for the Network to set up shop? We all get bungalows and clean up any monsters that turn up?”

“That actually sounds pretty good,” Higgy said.

“It does,” Nigel said. “Maybe that’s what we’ll do.”

“But you have something else in mind, don’t you?” Digit asked. “Something more ambitious, meaning a huge pain in the arse for us.”

“I do,” Nigel said.

“Out with it then,” Orange said.

“It’s going to sound like a terrible idea if I say it now,” Nigel said.

“Say it anyway,” Darcy told him. “We’re all stuck in a hole, Nige. It’s not like you can run off.”

Nigel sighed.

“Fine,” he said. “I want to join the Asano Clan.”

“Are you out of your frigging gourd?” Orange asked. “The whole reason we’re here is that the Asano Clan vanished. Everything they had now belongs to the biggest, nastiest pack of ravening vampires on the face of the Earth. Jason Asano hasn’t been seen in a squillion bloody years. His magic town probably lost its power because he cacked it and his family’s most likely dead too. And we’re here for what? To check if all these dead pricks are going to magically reappear?”

“In fairness,” Woolzy said. “If they’re going to reappear, then magically is how it’s going to happen.”

“You weren’t wrong about it being an unreliable plan,” Darcy told Nigel. “Why is that where you’re putting your hopes? What do you know that we don’t? Is that why Anna sent us here, watching this place after years without change? She thinks the Asanos are coming back?”

Nigel rubbed his chin thoughtfully for a moment.

“Yes,” he said. “She thinks they’re coming back.”

“Why?” Orange asked. “The vampires have been sitting on the holes the Asano Clan vanished into for years. We don’t know if those astral spaces are even still there. Or if the vampires figured out how to crack them open and ate everyone inside. Or if the clan all starved to death in there.”

“They didn’t starve to death,” Higgy said. “Thorny and I went into one once, playing bodyguard for Anna. They had full-blown farms in there, growing magic food like you’ve never seen.”

 “What very few people know,” Nigel said, “is that right before we were sent out here, the Asano clan reached out.”

“How?” Higgy asked.

“Rufus Remore. He left the place the Asano clan are hiding and made his way though vampire territory, completely unnoticed.”

“Well, damn,” Digit said. “We don’t get any closer than the edge of the old clan territory, and that magic door the Asanos keep locked is right in the middle of it.”

“But he’s alive,” Darcy said. “And the rest of them too?”

“Yes,” Nigel said. “And they’re getting ready to make a move. Remore reached out to certain people. Anna Tilden and Boris Ketland, for sure. I don’t know who else, if anyone. For all I know, telling you just doubled the number of people who know about it.”

“So, the Asano Clan is coming back?” Higgy asked. “Properly back? Magic domain, the whole lot?”

“Remore certainly thinks so.”

“Let’s assume he’s right,” Higgy said. “The Asano Clan comes back out and reclaims their territory. Who is to say they keep it? They lost it once before.”

“According to Remore, it was some kind of ruse by Jason Asano,” Nigel said. “A ‘fool your friends to fool your enemies’ scenario.”

“He’s alive too, then?” Darcy asked. “Is he coming back as well?”

“Yes. And supposedly with a dozen gold rankers as strong as Remore himself. And you’ve seen that guy fight.”

“I haven’t,” Orange said. “There’s just a flash of light and every prick’s dead. I wouldn’t cross that bloke for quids.”

“Okay,” Higgy said. “Let’s say all that’s true. Asano and his clan come back, stronger than ever and rock solid. What makes you think that the clan is a good place for us to land, and that they’ll even take us?”

“They’ll take us because they know us,” Nigel said. “They know who we are, what we’ve done, and what we haven’t.”

“Sure,” Orange said. “That’s why they take us. Why should we take them?”

“Because they’re loyal,” Nigel said. “The one thing they’ve consistently done is take care of their own. Not just themselves, but everyone who has helped them or gotten caught up in their mess. They took them in and shielded them. The only ones who they cut ties with was the Network, who screwed Asano time and again. And I’ll remind you that we cut ties with them too. I’m not saying the Asano Clan is perfect, or that I like every choice they’ve made. But their leadership has demonstrated some actual integrity. That’s a hard thing to find.”

“You say this based on what?” Orange asked. “Rumours and second-hand stories? A few visits to clan territory when we were operating out of the military bases they hosted? That’s without even thinking about Jason Asano himself? What changes when he shows up? That guy was a lit fuse when he sodded off.”

“I did tell you this was unreliable” Nigel said. “That’s why I didn’t say anything until you all pushed. I want more information before we do a single bloody thing. That’s why we’re here. I want to see what the Asano Clan does when they’re under the gun and not ready to put on a show for visitors. I don’t want to make any promises to you all that I can’t keep.”

He checked his watch. “It’s time to relieve the others. Orange, Darce; you come with me.”

***

The most dangerous time for Nigel and his team was when they were swapping out observers. This happened three times per day; twice during daylight and once at night, when the vampires were more active. Fortunately, Farrah Hurin had given them proper aura training, which they had been practising for well over a decade. They weren’t sloppy at all with their aura control, and vampires were better at manipulating auras than detecting them.

The major threat was a gold-rank vampire in the wrong place when the team made a move. The city had several, so even if Nigel could take on one, more would be on them before the fight was done. Accordingly, the team were always diligent. Each time they swapped out people at their observation post, they moved slowly and carefully.

The observation post itself was on the outskirts of Saint Étienne, still in ruins from the original vampire occupation. Just outside of the area claimed by Jason Asano, it was a section of city not replaced with a replica made from Asano’s weird magic clouds. Best of all, the vampires ignored it in favour of the luxurious cloud buildings of the city proper.

The post itself was on the third floor of a mostly collapsed building. With the area around it surrounded by overgrown rubble, it was easy to approach from their bunker in the woods without needing to move into the open. As most of the other buildings had been toppled entirely, the sightlines from the upper floor were good.

The area had been largely reclaimed by nature in the years since Jason turned a transformation zone into a domain under his control. Grass grew up through shattered streets while bushes, vines and moss grew over the rubble. Only a handful of buildings were even partially standing, and they too were covered in the encroaching green.

Nigel, Orange and Darcy picked their way carefully through the overgrown ruins. The sky was clear, giving them enough moonlight to see. That also made them more visible to the vampires, or anything else roaming about. The magic level had been reduced since the clan domain went away, but even a silent kill on a bronze-rank monster could be a problem. The senses of a vampire were sharp already, but especially so when it came to smelling blood.

They reached the right building without incident and slipped inside, joining Cobbo, Jonno and Green. What remained of the third floor was set up as their observation post. The handful of intact rooms offered views in multiple directions, including the Asano territory. They couldn’t see deep into the city, but it was enough that any major events wouldn’t be missed. The biggest problem was that the roof was not intact and none of the windows had any glass, making rainy days bad and windy, rainy days completely miserable.

The inside of the room was etched with sigils that would mask their presence, from their auras to their body heat. Woolzy had learned them from Farrah back in their Network days and was now an old hand at them. Even a gold ranker would have to pay direct attention to the building to sense them. Despite requests from the team, Nigel had not allowed any rain-shielding magic.

Nigel didn’t ask if anything had changed. They had been in place for months, and if anything happened, the others would have mentioned it immediately. The trio being replaced got up to leave and their replacements prepared to settle in. It was a bright night, with a clear sky and a gibbous moon, so they noticed immediately when the change came. The silver moonlight spilling through the window was suddenly replaced with blue and orange.

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Comments

No he's saying that raining was bad and raining and windy days are completely misersble. That's just a you don't comprehend thing

Issei Hyoudou

Great chapter! I did notice that "making rainy days bad and windy, rainy days completely miserable" felt a bit off though, like it was intended to be fixed

Michael Boyd

Thx for the chapter

Kconraw

Just wait I feel like we going back to earth & we see that most of the planet still hasn't learned they probably going throw their baby golds at him & company he brings

ItWasIDIO!!

Well well Nigel mr I'll have a beer with him but I don't trust Jason well look how the tables have spun the 180 when you need the integrity you looked down on is what ya need

ItWasIDIO!!

Gerling was close to going solo so probably told no one about the 1st. Chen probably only told his people so it wouldn't trickle down to them.

Evernap

Two gold rankers died, right? The first was the guy that used a tainted genesis core, and Jason had to use the sunlight bomb/crystal he got from the reaper trials. The second was the guy that turned into the massive tentacle thing when he left the (first of the two) transformation zones. Wouldn’t they know about both?

Daniel Wills

Who are the dozen gold rankers? ““Yes. And supposedly with a dozen gold rankers as strong as Remore himself. And you’ve seen that guy fight.””

Erik Hyrkas

Also an extreme show of force to any surviving vampires, showing them that the night is no longer their domain.

Thomas Laptain

I wonder if Jason is doing this at night to prove a point to the people of Earth. If he casumes the vampires during the night, it shows the world that he can do what ever he wants whenever he wants to.

Razeel Nightfall

Oh! I just remembered Jason has that anti-undead aura ability and divine fire he can now inflict as an affliction on undead - and ghouls are undead! Oh, he is gonna kick vampire booty! 😈

ABTelford

To me it felt more like extreme stubbornness. Once something is in his mind, it is hard for him to change it. Likely what allowed him to hit bronze core free, but also means he is slow to adapt which is a bad trait for the person in charge during combat.

Scott McCarthy

Luckily for me I work weekends, so I just absolutely hate them :(

Vincent Ciavone

I'm currently listening to book 4 and damn I forgot how much I hated Nigel. He's okay and I get why he didn't want Jason on his team for the incursion into the protospaces but ugh he just came off as so jealous

Pro Gaming Network

Shirt, you're a jerk on. I wake up at 4:45am to work 10 hour days in a factory but I find myself more excited for Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays than I am for the weekend... To the point where I'm actually starting to dread weekends because it's the longest period of time I have to wait to read your book. You did this. You did this to me. It's unnatural and disgusting. Can't wait until tomorrow! :)

Jay Doubleyou Kay

My sister and I laughed hard at the title. Team Jason and friends were stuck in a hole that makes there's look like a Hard Rock Hotel. Not that it's a competition, but us the readers were also stuck in a hole and we would always laugh about it and then WHAM, the title.

Jay Doubleyou Kay

I have, it is very good, but it is very lemony, so I usually add some extra sugar.

Jared Zemlin

About every 10 before Disguise and the Builder teamed up. I think it's because it's not super important in the grand scheme anymore. Most of not all of Team Biscuit should be gold rank at this point. And there is no Builder invasion anymore, just whatever has been going on with the messengers in the past 10ish years. So I don't think it's a major plot point anymore.

Travon

He hit silver almost as soon as Jason and Farrah started teaching. That gives him ten plus years during which there was a war that lasted years, way better than a lousy monster wave and those are know to rapidly push people forward.

Douglas Sokolowski

One thing i am more curious about is the lack of news on the next beast wave. Are they not supposed to happen every 7-15 years? It’s been that long and no mention of either pallimustus or earth having gone through another one. And they are supposed to be a big event are they not?

chad osborn

I am a bit confused that nigel is Gold rank. Wasnt he still bronze back when Jason came back to earth the first time? Didnt humphrey say that a decade from silver to gold is not unheard of but extremely hard? I didnt think nigel would be considered the OP

Bent Sommer

Random question anyone tried to make Jason’s Lemonade?

samwise

Cliffaloon

Kevin Anderson

I hope it's a megiddo type situation.

Jlee1014

Jason needs to juice the vampires that leveled on reality cores to help build his prime vessel body faster. I wish that could be wrapped up in one chapter I doubt it

BloodStorm

I think he actually has a few. Can’t remember where it is mentioned, though.

Daniel Wills

I’m afraid taking care of the vampires will take too long, I was hoping when the domain returned, the screams of vampires in the distance would be heard, and silence would return, and Jason would be seen, although just the screams I think would’ve fit into the end of chapter cliffhanger

Vincent Ciavone

Its not just you. Its a fascinating example of people watching, isn't it?

DemonReader

Dude shirt is the worst cocktease.

Thomas Bell

As much as people know about Jason's interface power I don't actually think that they believe or want to believe he has that much power

AfroMocha

Let's not forget that Jason still has a reality core of his own. A reality core that he barely tapped into to get out of the mining facility. I think that will come into play soon

AfroMocha

Magic

Jacob beach

I think perhaps the “guidance” of Hegemon will keep Carlos from being too fast and loose with the research methodology.

Jacob Conway

One of the most interesting things I’ve learned while reading this series and the comments is that readers (myself included) either miss or forget details that are sometimes mentioned three or four times. It’s fascinating to me to watch the impact in realtime. There’s no easy way to know what percentage of information is lost amongst which percentage of readers. There’s probably some sort of study that needs to be done.

Erik Hyrkas

No coment to the interface ? That shoud be the strongest indicator for jason being well and on his way back And dam how is Gerling still around that makes no sense ??? The vampire Lady left the Transformation zone with her soul befor Gerling was Dead and if the zone reintegrades everthing is changed and even then the body woud be for years in asanos zone

Danny

I grew up listening to the original LL Cool J song, but all I'm hearing after the ending is the five finger death punch cover of it😂

Blayne Allsen

Here's to hoping the next two chapters are dense

Marcus

After that last line. Song popped in my head. The Boys are back in Town.

Marcus

I could really use another 20 chapters right now... But take your time Shirt you are doing great

Charles

Absolutely loved the bit about Rufus and how everything just dies! And Carlos is going to have the best gift ever with healing all the vampire victims. It'll basically be research paradise for him. And without the guidance of Healer... Vampirism cure coming right up!

Maximus

They also appeared in the raid on the Australian Network Headquarters, that was in book 6

Patrick

So Jason's avatar walks out of the astral space to nothing but vampires cocooned in marshmallow bricks like those worms, and a conveyor of them headed to a processing facility like that old show V....

Kevin Anderson

Just Nigel, regarding cores. The “go it alone” is that they didn’t side with any network or cabal faction.

Daniel Wills

This is a common phrase in the context. This is used in fiction pretty regularly.

Nathan

"Vampires enter none will leave" *blaster voice*

DivineNapier

Welcome to the asano thunderdome "vampires enter none will leave"

DivineNapier

“Where is safe?“ - is it?

Namorat

They really did the non-core training on their own? “they had decided to go it alone.“ - at it?

Namorat

It's happened. People will believe what they want as hard as they want. They might know that it's similar to Jason's interface but only the high ups are allowed to say so.... everyone else just thinks it's magic fuckery.... which it also is lol

JonO

He’d make silver with his mustache alone. It’d kill everything less magnificent.

David

3 times a week, on Monday, Wednesday and Friday though as they’re Australia based it depends on your time zone when. But always at the same time

Ceasarty

Yes! The way the chapter ends is exciting! I can’t wait! TYFTC!

N8rtotPlayz

I hope Heath remembers their voices

Fui The Bear

Let the Feast Begin!

Kalanaere

What? That’s it? Aarrrgggh! lol! Fun chapter. I’m looking forward to the next. I just signed up so, how often do they post?

ABTelford

That last line gave me a chill down my spine.

Sam

Been on the edge of my seat for weeks now. Love it.

Loup Garou

Sauron's back, boys! Time to clench those butt cheeks and pray.

Gwalmeich

Damnit Shirt!!! I love you.

Ctrl Alt Dust

Literary gold

Justin Ventura

Why do they think he might be dead? These guys have all seen the interface before and know it’s his. Or has that not happened yet?

Michael

yeah, but he can lay sin on people in his domain that HURT gold rankers....when he was silver. Now that he's gold and an AK? Man, they are going to have to pour those vampires out of their own boots.

DemonReader

The HUD did come back for folks on earth. You’re right it’s more than a bit weird they don’t mention it here, since this bunch of goobers were the first folks on the planet to get a taste of Jason’s interface way back in the day. They certainly would’ve recognized it when it happened again

Joanna

I know everyone is saying Jason is about to open a can, but he doesn’t have his prime avatar yet….he can’t really do anything in person yet. I think he will only be able to reestablish his domains. Maybe send his familiars. We still have a lot of content to read about his journey to create this prime avatar and then gather his team before we see some real ass kicking on earth. With all that said, I still think establishing the domains is going to be ridiculously awesome.

Blue Falcon

I’m imagining the moon turns into some kind of giant speaker over the vampire cities, and it starts playing without me by Eminem. Or at least the part of it that is scarily accurate. Now this looks like a job for me, So everybody just follow me Cause we need a little controversy Cuz It feels so empty without me

Aaron Schwartz

I thought that was a box containing the lesser miracle potion recipe that he started producing.

Justin

Nah nah nah nah nah

Aaron Schwartz

ok, if you dont give me the quips of salty operators and the mad sh*t talking of combat vets when they see/talk to Asano, I dont know what I am going to do with my life.

DemonReader

Now I’m imagining a giant blue and orange Pac-Man gobbling up vamps…

Joanna

The ordering on this chapter feels a little weird. Has the HUD not shown up for people on Earth to know Jason's coming back? Since that happened the moment he fixed the throne, is he going full Sauron prior to that?

Matt Streit

We know it's coming. Bring it on!

Jarrett Glass

I'm just picturing a giant blue/orange eye suddenly appearing over the town and looking around in the creepiest way possible.

Sean C Jackson

The Hegemon needs his reality core energy for his avatar… an his sheep flocked to his field.

Walter Kimberly

ITS MUNCHIN TIME

Josh Vanderpool

TYFTC. God, it's chapters like this that makes me wish I could read ahead into the future. Anyone know where I can go to read over shirts shoulder as he writes so I can read even sooner? Lol 😝

Paperback Hail6

Don't call it a comeback, I been here for years I'm rockin' my peers, puttin' suckers in fear Makin' the tears rain down like a monsoon Listen to the bass go boom 😏

Cryfdwr

Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, na-na-na.

Dantesil

Come on, Shirt had to set it up and the set up is awesome. It is only frustrating because we are reading it several pages at a time and the anticipation is anxiety producing.

Carl Scott

Interesting, if we get the next chapter and it's Jason just obliterating everything and absorbing the energy then the last chapter we get might actually be him popping in in his new form with a sandwich in hand and wearing a flowered shirt.

DeviantSalivations

All Nigel and his team are going to hear is "Bleed for me" and all the vampires are going to hemorrhage simultaneously. Then "Your blood is not your to keep but mine on which to feast" and jason is going to float out of the sky with his aura and hold out both hands, one on each side and he's going to drain all of them at once.

Fuzzy Wuzzy

Must have felt* , must've sounds like of but is a contraction of have

WindGunner

"Bleed for me" !!! Fuck it's gonna be amazing. That blood magic was always a nasty little trick Jason had on vampires

Fuzzy Wuzzy

Massive swarms of butterflies!

Mike Zebill

Sudden "Feed me your sins" moment incoming XD

PapaJohn

And then the screaming began

gray matter

That was definitely a jab at current events

dakota dodson

I love it. Every chapter makes me want more tho

dakota dodson

An entire chapter when all we wanted was that last sentence.

Grayvisc

" I thought the UN’s job was to ask people to stop violating human rights, and then get sad when they say no." Ouch! lol

Sean Sheldon

Step 1. Make the cloud houses separate the vampires from their food. Step 2. Move the food to a safe location ie got to keep them safe so they can worship Jas .. um I mean become human beings again. Step 3. Raise the vampires up into the air on cloud crosses. Step 4. Drain them of their life force as painfully as possible into a cosmic Phoenix. Step 5. Cosmic Phoenix zips away into astral to make Jason humanish again. Step 6. Nigel craps himself. Hey if they can cry they can do other things.

Razeel Nightfall

Here he fucking comes Boooiii!!

DarthPineapples

Man it's happening I want to see how he does it. I have a few speculations but hmmm..

Ken Sevier

Uuuhhh. Blue and Orange... We know where that comes from.. Will the eye pop up over the domain? Will it be a full Jason-Head? Will a whirlstorm of Shades run through marking every vampires and sucking their Mana into Jason? Will Gordon just beam anyone into submission and Jason just suck them dry all at once? And what will Arbour and Colin do in that time? And is Team Biscuit with them? Ahhhh... Can't wait for Wednesday... :-) Thank you for the chapter setting up such expectations! At it, Shirt! :-) Love and Joy to you, triple as much fun back as you bring to me every single time a chapter comes out. These are the high points of my week. :-)

René Blaser

Oh sheeeeeet

Jordan Brennan

That's what I remember. Most of his essence abilities were still blocked,so North could kill him pretty easily.

Ligeia

I think shirt was mainly using them to give us info on earth with a group outside of the Asano Clan that’s not Anna, I liked seeing their reactions and stuff though. I feel like they were one of the first teams to treat Jason as a human again and it’s nice to see that they’re all ok and still together. I hope they end up with the Asano clan because they’re good people.

Justin

oh snap! Lucy you got some splainin to do!

Mike

Anyone else think the unidentifiable Mystery Box Jory found in the Reaper trial will either be "Purity relic" important or has been completely forgotten about?

Alex Schellenberg

TYFTC! I can already tell this week is going to be great!

Justin

I like how Nigel is kind of in Jason’s shoes now. He’s gold and has a good team. Now he needs to try and find a group that won’t abuse and use him. I hope he finally points out that that’s how Jason must of felt the whole time. He had info and was strong but every organization wanted to make him bend over backwards.

Justin

Not even gonna lie Read that first line and thought I saw Nigel Thornberry for a sec

Dennis Bell

Like that they are joining the Asano clan potentially but feels like a lot of filler if their involvement doesn’t lead into anything significant.

Francis Nelms

I thought Gerling was killed by Mr North while Jason watched in the second transformation zone he converted. Oh well, I'm almost back to that spot in the books again lol

car6555

I'm fairly certain.... though mostly hoping, that next chapter is all the carnage, and then the following one is nigel and crew commentating over everything using our responses to shit. There will be f-bombs galore

JonO

Dang, what a cliff! Thanks!

Doodlyboy15

Scones

Gb

This one is nothing compared to the epilogues. I'll take it lol

Michael Hawkins

2 more chappies b4 break. and 4 chappies DURING break. you'll survive!

CipherFTW

Let the feast begin!

Kaelan Spears

Upps, it seems that Gordon is looking for enemies to punish... Nigel and his team are going to witness quite a show, I suppose. Tyfc!

Thomas Froehling

Daddy's home.

Geoff

Woohoo

Scott Jorgenson

Yeah I know, had the same feeling. Really kissing 5 chapters a week lol

AfroMocha

Well, those vamps aren't going to be a problem anymore

Sébastien Kingsbury

Noooo I want more

Scott Way

3...2...1...

Joanna

Knock knock, Guess who !!!!

Zachary Blevins

Damn was kinda hoping for a ass whopping but I'm glad for the build up

AfroMocha

The pain is real

Joanna

Our favorite narrator Heath Miller is going to be so happy! In a podcast with somebody or other, he talked about how he'd worked up distinct voices for each member of this squad, only to never have them appear again after their one big scene in book 4, I think it was. But all his effort wasn't wasted after all! Good job being nice to your narrator, Shirt; I suspect he'll be very pleased when he gets to this chapter! ETA Bsoxmk2, we both obviously heard that podcast, didn't we? 😅

Ligeia

I feel like this was in response to Heath Miller complaining that he spent all the time creating unique voices for this squad only for it to be used in one chapter.

Bsoxmk2

Gold 🥇

ReadingObsessed

It's happening! I'm so excited!!!!!

Jonathan Crandall

Oh shirt you son of a biscuit that cliffhanger is zogarth worthy

Sylphie

It's happening!

Charleaux

Ok, I would love this chapter a lot if we weren’t about to take a big break.

Joe Ellis

I swear his middle name is cliffhanger 😂

Kyle Coe

Not to bag on Shirt or anything, but sometimes I hate that there is a book. If I was reading this as a boom I’d be totally fine with a chapter in the beginning shifting POV to a character I honestly care little for. In a web novel it just feels like filler

Tashreeq Peck

Welcome back Jason's aura!

Chuck Haeberle

Oh I'm so ready for carnage shirt! This here is not enough to satiate but enough to make me salivate

JonO

Tftc!

Thomas Laptain

Can't wait for Vampire obliterating!

Steven Myer

Nooooo ooo ooo That's me falling off the cliff. =*(

Paratus

Great to see them again

MaddGaming

Time to start the vampire feast! Good thing vampires are so full of pride that they will make it so Jason can get his prime avatar super quick.

Thomas Black

I hate that the weekend means more time between chapters, it just all too good to wait that long. Dreading Shirt's break but it is much deserved for this masterpiece

Bampark

Wednesday!

Joseph Jenkins

Well damn it The problems of being all caught up

Abdulaziz ALRumaih

Thanks

Razeel Nightfall

Aww heck, he is making a move!

Jarrett Glass

Set up chapter seriously

mhaj58

Yey!

Zharina

New chapter time!!! :D

Ashley Chesney

Biscuits

Darkdragon


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