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Chapter 883: Why He Hasn't

Jason thought he would never endure pain as comprehensive as the Builder’s attack on his soul. The Cosmic Throne proved him to be profoundly mistaken. His true body was now an entire universe, and only an avatar had sat on the throne. Even so, the agony was mind-blanking. He awoke, face down on the throne room’s grimy floor, having tumbled off the throne and down the stairs of the dais.

“Is it done?” he managed to croak out.

“It is done,” Raythe said.

Jason rolled onto his back with a groan, then pushed himself to a sitting position. He looked around and saw that all the great astral beings were gone. Only Raythe remained, but her aura made clear that she was no longer possessed. The only other people in the room were Jason’s familiars and the avatar of the tree city.

“How long was I out?” he asked.

“That is complicated,” Raythe said. “We are at the boundary of reality and unreality, where time is subjective at best and arguably doesn’t exist at all.”

“Okay, that’s the long answer. Is there a short one?”

“Approximately seven hours, if we leave this place soon,” Shade said.

“Which I highly recommend,” Raythe said. “The time here is synchronised with your universe while this castle is still connected to it, which it will only be for a short amount of subjective time. It would be best if you don’t arrive back in your universe a year from now. Or a year before now. You don’t have to rush out the door, but don’t tarry longer than you need to recover.”

“Yeah, I don’t think I’ll be doing any rushing,” Jason said. “The great astral beings didn’t gather dust, though, did they?”

“When it was done, it was done,” Raythe said. “There was no purpose in lingering.”

“They didn’t draw anything on my face before they left, did they?”

“No.”

Jason groaned again as he got unsteadily to his feet.

“That shook my soul like it was a snow globe. Did it have any impact on my domains? More importantly, the people in them?”

“No. It was your mortal aspect that was inadequate to endure the task. Your transcendent aspect is a universe and can soak up a few spiritual tremors.”

“That’s good.”

He winced as he rubbed his temples with the heels of his hand.

“I don’t suppose you know a good hangover cure.”

“For the backlash of setting the new status quo for the cosmos while still mortal? I’m afraid you’ll need to ride that one out, Jason Asano.”

“How bad did I mess it up?”

“The great astral beings are satisfied. That is as much as any could ask from you, and more than we expected.”

“All of them are satisfied? Or a motion-passing plurality, with the rest looking to hunt me down for revenge.”

“The nameless are unhappy, as they would be with anything short of complete cosmic anarchy. They will not seek you out. The others are satisfied.”

“Even the World-Phoenix?”

“It would seem that the restoration of the throne set a new status quo based on things as they were at the moment of restoration. The World-Phoenix in its current state is now its new baseline.”

“Winners all around, then. Now, what did I get wrong?”

“Wrong is not the right word. There were changes, and not all from you. After sundering the throne, the great astral beings placed strictures on the cosmic order, to maintain stability. They are now releasing those strictures.”

“Any of them I need to know about right now?”

“Not from what they have done.”

“Meaning there’s something I did that I need to know about.”

“You will be able to sense it once your soul recovers from the shock. The throne could never be restored to what it was. Part of you was imprinted upon it. An echo of you, spread across the cosmos.”

“Did I just make Airwolf real in every universe?”

“No. You made your interface available to everyone with essences or the potential to get them.”

“Huh. Is that with all the special features?”

“Not as a default. It allows for people to view their own information and nothing more, but that has already started to change. Species gift evolutions and even essence abilities are expanding the base effects, just as yours did.”

“How did the cosmos spring this on people? Just windows popping up in front of them?”

“Yes.”

“Did everyone freak out?”

“Surprise was a common reaction, yes.”

“How many people died?”

“The interface, or the System, as it’s calling itself, appeared to wait for a moment of safety before revealing itself to individuals.”

“So, no traffic accidents because a window popped up in people’s faces?”

“I won’t say there weren’t mishaps, but most of the deaths came from reactions to the System, not the System itself. Religious furore, superstition. Mass killings to keep the new power from teaching things to oppressed members of society.”

Jason hung his head.

“I got people killed, then.”

“You may have reshaped the cosmos, Asano, but do not consider yourself so grand as to own tribalism, greed and prejudice. People are responsible for their own actions, and ignorance will take any excuse it can get. I shouldn’t need to tell you that.”

“I suppose not.”

Jason turned to look down the hallway out.

“We should probably head back to my universe, right? I can feel this place detaching itself.”

***

Miles Cotezee, a senior Adventure Society official, hurried through the Vitesse campus of the Magic Research Association. The always busy grounds were even more so than normal in the wake of what had just happened. Fortunately, Vitesse had not fallen into chaos. It took more than an illusionary window that told you your essence advancement to upset the cart. In a major adventuring city, it was just the latest oddity in a world full of bizarre events. If anything, it was refreshing that the new magic thing wasn’t actively trying to kill them.

The nature of this new ‘System’ was not completely alien to members of the major organisations in Vitesse and around the world. No small amount of analysis had been dedicated to Jason Asano’s abilities and the System was swiftly linked to him. As such, the Adventure Society had deployed Miles to seek out Clive Standish.

Miles had worked with Clive, Belinda and Sophie when the three of them were tracing a portal magic network the Builder cult had used. That was at a time when Asano was believed dead and their team was scattered in various pursuits.

Standish had been silver rank when Miles worked with him, and was best known as a team member of Danielle Geller’s son. Things were very different now. From revealing the impending messenger invasion to building a rival to the Magic Society, Standish was well and truly famous in his own right.

In just a handful of years since its inception, the Magical Research Association had exploded into prominence. While the Magic Society leveraged its research and secrets for political power, the MRA gave open access to records and research libraries. Many of the most prominent academics continued to side with the Magic Society for the greater personal gain. The MRA was, instead, a bastion for young, bold and innovative researchers.

The openness of the research association plundered patronage that once would have gone to the Magic Society. Compared the society hoarding their knowledge for political gain, organisations funded the MRA knowing the results would be freely available. Government authorities, the Adventure Society and a variety of Churches, especially that of Knowledge, all contributed. More than just funding, they were a shield against the Magic Society as it tried to crush its upstart rival.

The future of the MRA looked bright, despite the Magic Society’s best efforts. They were already closely associated with the new sky communication network, and there were rumours of a transportation network being quietly researched. This was the result of years of study into the same network Clive had been tracking years earlier.

Miles and Jeff had remained friendly over the years, making him the natural person to send when the Adventure Society wanted something from Clive and his association. The MRA campus was swarming with people in the wake of what had happened, but Miles was a known factor. He entered the administration building and managed fight his way to Clive’s office through only a minimum of bureaucratic run around.

Miles counted nine people gathered in the spacious outer office. This included Clive’s assistant, Jeff, at his desk. Miles recognised a few upper-echelon members of the association, plus members of various other societies, associations and institutes. They were standing in silence with uncomfortable expressions on their faces. Miles realised why when moans of pleasure emanated through the closed door of the inner office.

“Oh, yeah. That’s the stuff,” Clive’s voice came through the door. “I’ve been waiting for this for so long. Knowing I could do this and having it denied to me was torturous. It’s like something that’s been pent up for years has started gushing out of me.”

Miles moved up to Jeff.

“Who is he in there with?”

“I have no idea, Mr Cotezee,” Jeff said. “No one came through this way, so they must have portalled in. His wife, maybe?”

“Have you ever seen her?” Miles said. “The Adventure Society has been trying to identify her for years.”

“No, I’ve just heard his friends talking about her, and he doesn’t like it when they do.”

Jeff leaned in closer.

“I don’t think the marriage is in the best shape,” he said in a conspiratorial whisper. “They don’t seem to spend a lot of time together, and I’ve heard, she’s quite… free with her affections.”

An excited noise came from the inner office.

“Oh, wow! I didn’t think so much would come out just from rubbing the shaft!”

Miles and Clive shared a look until Clive’s door burst open and he emerged holding a magical staff. Sparks were streaming out from a metal cup set into the end.

“Jeff! Get someone from the Item Catalogue Department over here. They wildly miscategorised what this thing does. And see if you can find out where my party members are. I think we’ll be getting together soon.”

Clive finally seemed to notice all the people, panning his gaze over them unhappily.

“Yes, this was Jason,” he told them. “No, I don’t know how. Yes, I have guesses; no, I won’t tell you what they are. Now, all of you go away.”

“Archchancellor Standish, I need to talk to about — AARGH!”

The woman who spoke was sucked through a hole that appeared in the in the ceiling in a rush of air. Miles saw her hurtling skyward before the hole closed again. Clive swept back into his office and slammed the door as most of the others scrambled to leave. Only Miles and Jeff remained, looking up at the ceiling.

“She was silver rank,” Miles observed. “She’ll be fine, right?”

“The archchancellor has the landing zone fenced off so no one gets landed on. I can’t believe he had all this installed and hasn’t gotten around to an automated privacy screen.”

***

Anna Tilden was in the home office of her New York apartment, looking out over Central Park. She was listening to her assistant, Michael Aram, as he summarised a report.

“…confirmed to be non-synchronous. That suggests there is an intelligence behind this ‘System,’ and that this intelligence is either benevolent or sees some benefit in minimising casualties from the event.”

“But there were casualties.”

“Most are related to reactions to the event, rather than the event itself. The death toll is surprisingly low, with stress-induced heart attacks being the main culprit.”

“Small mercies. No bonus points for guessing who the intelligence behind this is. Have you formally confirmed it?”

“We’ve reached out to multiple contacts who have experienced Jason Asano’s interface. The formatting of the interface matches their recall exactly. It’s him, Ma’am.”

Anna ran her hands over her tired face.

“Remore was right,” she said. “If anything, he was understating it. When Asano comes back — and we have to assume he will now, this world is going to change. I want the transcripts of every word Remore is known to have uttered since arriving on this planet, along with the latest analysis on Boris Ketland and the Taika Williams debrief files.”

“Yes, Ma’am. And, if I may say, the world already has changed.”

“I suppose so. Everyone on Earth who’s hit puberty just got a taste of magic.”

“It’s more fundamental than that, Ma’am. This System will change the way whole sections of societies operate. As an example, the ability to accurately assess one’s own condition will change the face of medicine. A number of online diagnostic websites and alternative health organisations are assembling a class action suit against the Asano Clan.”

“It hasn’t even been a day.”

“No, Ma’am.”

“Who do they even intend to serve? The Asano Clan have been buried under vampire territory for half a decade. We don’t know if they’re alive or dead.”

“I believe they intend to serve the Japanese Asano clan, residing in Asano Village in Australia.”

“I thought they and Jason had some kind of feud.”

“Yes, Ma’am.”

“Speaking of vampires, do we know if this affected them?”

“Not confirmed, Ma’am, although early reports suggest no. It seems that the vampires are learning that something happened to the humans from their feeding stock.”

“They’re people, Aram. Not feeding stock.”

“Sorry, Ma’am.”

“What do you think will happen with the vampires when Asano returns?”

“Analysts have produced a number of potential scenarios, Ma’am, but they are all wildly speculative due to lack of information. They’re basically saying it’s anyone’s guess.”

“Then what’s your guess? You’ve met him.”

“Ma’am, I once watched a bronze-rank Jason Asano fight a silver ranker to a no-score draw. That was two ranks ago, minimum, and before he changed how the world works. If I were a vampire living on top of the land Asano gave his family, I’d be looking into the viability of colonising Mars.”

“But Asano’s power hasn’t reclaimed his former territory?”

“Not as of the last report I saw, Ma’am. That came in around two hours ago.”

“Alright. Go get me those materials.”

“Yes, ma’am.”

He turned to leave, but stopped at the door and turned around.

“Ma’am, if Asano has the power to do this to everyone in the world, why can’t he restore his domains?”

“I suspect that he can. That leads me to the question of why he hasn’t.”

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The speculation on clives wife had me dying with laughter

Sabroso JFD!

just to make shure this is the first chapter of book 12 right?

Stefan Gaugeler

i didn’t know how many He Who fans there are… this makes me so happy…

Hankabeth They/Them

Does anyone know how I could download all the chapters? I keep losing my place when the app refreshes between reading sessions. I know there is a chapter where he says PDF collection, but it is not accepting new patrons.

Cody Bliss

Miles and Clive shared a look until Clive’s door burst open and he emerged holding a magical staff. —> Miles and Jeff shared a look

Sage Hallward

Next is eel bathtub

mainiak

"Hey, Muppet. Uncle got you late birthday present" (handing over Travis modified and boosted cloud flask.) Only the best for Earth princess.

mainiak

Chappie Stimpak!

mainiak

Thx for the chapter

Kconraw

So when Jason had all the power, he gave them his best ability—our hero at work.

Steven Miller

Even easy. Propoltion, storage, life support. What magic can't outright do it can mak cheaper / lighter

Alex Flint

Oh yeah that's the stuff

Carl

You know, with full blown magitech, colonization of Mars might be plausible.

Havics Child

Clive’s reaction - hahaha!! Called it! 😂

ABTelford

Thanks for the Chapter Shirt!

John Durrett

Just 1 more minute WOOOOO

Vincent Ciavone

i thought i was missing it

Ray

oh i thought it was a 2 pst for chap release

Ray

Got to be up for work in 4 hours and I'm still waiting on it lol

Eric Bruce

WOOO 18 minutes till new chapter

Vincent Ciavone

I was thinking because he is a messenger he resurrects in his Astral King's domain. My guess is with how petty she was she is keeping him going to get his stuff. Or the trail just went cold because Jason or Clive have his stuff which I assume they would keep in his Domain where Clive go his workshop for the astral bridge.

Travon

Basing this entirely on someone else's comment.... Maybe we should start saying that clives wife sanctioned herself and became knowledge? She shares or doesn't share what she wants with whomever. She's a flirty Santa. And Jason already has a relationship with her, just like clives wife.

JonO

Yes, but I'm secretly hoping that he visits greenstone after meeting up with the team and meets gilbert. I really want that scene

JonO

Monday, Wednesday, Friday. For me it is 4pm MST right after I leave work and lose access to my account.... :(

Devin Boyle

Does anyone know the schedule of when the chapters release? I feel like it's about 3 days but I could be wrong.

Anthony Moreno

I remember. They’re outside Yaresh in Emir’s cloud palace right after the long conversation about trying to get Sophie’s mom through his soul space gate. So it’s right near the middle of book 10. Chapter 39, “Faith is the bane of intellect”

Joanna

Does anyone remember when Jason was talking to Arabell in his soul realm back before he got his soul forge? He brought something up and then paused and said something along the lines of "No... I'm not going to talk about that" She asked him what he was talking about and he said something like "It's nothing, I don't know enough to do anything about it/ have enough power to do anything about it. The only person i could possibly talk to about it is Dawn and shes already gone." (I'm not entirely sure) and then Arabell said something like that suggests you're talking about something dangerous. (Its been bugging me for a while now and I'm wondering if anyone else noticed anything or remembers what I'm talking about)

Fuzzy Wuzzy

Because she works for the United Nations.

Shirtaloon

I'm curious why Anna is in NYC

Greg

Has mar go shatt just been getting soul camped this entire time like he’s playing WoW? The rest of his crew died, so he just pops back into existence and then gets put back down?

Ben

It's probably a soul link like he has with Farrah

MaddGaming

It strikes me that the young messengers freed by Jason are still connected to him, despite explicitly not having his brand. This could be about him being the one to trigger their own brand formation- he’s the “template”. It could also be partly because they’re in an astral space that’s kind of his domain. My last thought is that his variant of Astral King (Astral Hegemon?) allows a more subtle level of connection than a brand. Maybe the connection survives even if they ascend to Astral Kings?

Spencer Miller

These chapters are by far the best. I could go without hearing about exponentially increases in afflictions and tyranny of rank for a while.

Alex Schellenberg

I imagine Estelle and Zara have gotten in on the joke after so many years.

Alex Schellenberg

Same 💔

Marisa González Martínez

Why do I keep checking on days that I know we aren't getting a new chapter, just wishing for one?

Devin Boyle

Clive and his wife will never not be hilarious

Stephen

The story has been very cerebral for a while now. My head hurts and I am looking forwards to mixing some bish bosh bash into the tale. Great chapter though.

Lesley Holmes

Imagine he gets a power where he can just erase someone's soul. I think Jason might actually be able to cleanse vampires on his own now that I think about it. He can already rip a soul to pieces he knows he's capable of that but now that he's stronger and has had more damage I think he's going to be able to be able to take someone's soul and essentially scrub off the bad stuff

Jarrett Mahon

Pretty sure Raythe told Jason everyone got the ability to use the system to identify themselves and nothing more. Some however have had the power change and have more feature added so some could have the party chat setting if they get the right racial gift or power from my understanding

AfroMocha

I wonder if everyone will get basic functions from the system like party invite/chat?

BloodStorm

I mean based on what the MRA stands for and Clive being a part and the head of it, they have every opportunity to be the lead in everything, especially with the boons of Jason coming back

Vincent Ciavone

" you'll have to be 'other Asano' , I've already got asanos I care about"

Mist Sparrow

I hope the mra are able to monopolize the Lagrange points around palimustus

Mist Sparrow

I'm so hoping uncle Jason got or is getting his neace a Cloud Flask from the diamond ranker who made it, maybe traded insight into his own flask as compensation? It would be super wholesome.

PURPL3_DR4G0N

And the things Jason will be capable of with his aura and transcendence

Vincent Ciavone

Can’t wait to see what kind of monsters the party has become on the battlefield

Vincent Ciavone

I don't necessarily believe it will clean off AK ranks, though. That's a very, very different process and not alike for any two messengers. What evidence do you have that it would?

Ligeia

Jason gets back to asson village with company in tow "alright cobbers there can only be one Asano clan and you're not it."

AfroMocha

He's baiting the biggest problems to stay in a single place where he holds an absolute advantage. Jason is going to serve then a silver platter. Or eat them while on a silver platter.

Michael Fannon

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08WF8SB71

Shirtaloon

Anyone know a good place to read all the good Clive’s wife jokes?

Will Mill

Apparently she does make it very hard

Connor

So maybe I’m wrong but the time line (short one?) so far was 1) 700+ years ago shade got jailed, at that point of time we know from the priests that purity was still purity. 2) Several years later purity sanctioned himself and Deception replaced him so fast the gods couldn’t tell anyone about it on time. 3) Deception started to work with the Builder quit soon after cause 600+ years ago he sent one of the deceived believers, who was originally from earth, back with the gate to creat problems and made the net. I think he came to earth with the purity item and that how north, who is just an old gold rank monster, knows what’s coming. 5) When the bridge will be done the attack on earth by the AK and the messengers will start cause if it can clean the soul from cores damage, it can clean it from the AK brands as well and mass release the messengers.

Idan tal

they'll likely run into the 'act of god' defense

Gavin Wayne Pitcher

Lol, Asano made Clive happy with his magic throne.

Gavin Wayne Pitcher

I cannot wait for the moment clive and Jason see each other again.

Kim Santos

Jeff is Clive’s assistant,

Fabienne Bedry

TYFTC!

N8rtotPlayz

The fact that some organisations are already trying to sue asano clan for literally changing how the universe works is hilarious. Its like trying to sue an earthquake for properity damage

Roope Lehtinen

He's released control of the throne

Kalanaere

Thank you again for the adventure. It truly is one of my all time favorites.

Justin Packer

His wife!!!!

Tai Tran

But what if Clive’s interface changed due to his nature of being a researcher and his powers? Making item identification a Clive specific thing. Or at least specific to anyone who has similar natures or powers.

Damaddino

This chapter is just loaded with hilarious lines! I still can't decide what made me laugh hardest.

Ligeia

Also, is it just me or is clives wife turning into a "kilroy was here" thing

Roope

I just love the fact that the team has joked so long about clives wife that the adventure society is trying to figure out who she is. It would be hilarious if they started thinking that clive was married to a really powerful person.

Roope

He doesn’t need a domain anymore cause the whole planet and maybe most of the universe might as well be his to command?

Grayvisc

Miles and Clive shared a look until Clive’s door burst open and he emerged holding a magical staff. Sparks were streaming out from a metal cup set into the end. I am assuming “Clive” is supposed to be “Jeff” in the first sentence.

Marcus A

I can tell this is going to be my favorite book

BloodStorm

Well, I knew Clive would be excited to finally get as much of that as he always wanted. But I didn't know he'd be *that* happy about it.

Stephanie Washburn

I suspect that Jason hasn't reclaimed his territories yet because he wants to give the intruders a chance to GTFO. I think the automated systems are now powerful enough to just vaporize anyone below gold rank.

Liesmith

They emphasize that the backlash on going back in time would be bad, like BAD.

Alex Schellenberg

Oohh yeeaaahhhh. That's the stuff. Thank you Shirt. This is going to be good. When can we pre-order book 12?

Rowdy Robby

I appreciate the callback that Clive’s item identification power combines well with limited versions of the interface. Actually, this means that every item identification power is now roughly as good as Jason’s.

Spencer Miller

Ok, ok, ok. Can we talk about Raythe for a second... She's the prime vessel for the Keeper of Sands? And makes Danielle's time powers look like child's play and she's talking about time.. I think Shirt is dropping hints... She just mentioned about going to a year "before" now and how time is subjective and how there's a place where time arguably doesn't exist. I distinctly remember Shade and Jason having a talk about going backwards being impossible... So, we should definitely be getting an explanation about this in the future...

Maximus

I think it's the one that was built from his soul.

Maximus

Why do I have a sneaking suspicion that Jason is keeping the Vamps "fresh" for Colin?

Sergey Kravtsov

Thank you gor the chapter. The line: "If I were a vampire living on top of the land Asano gave his family, I’d be looking into the viability of colonising Mars." Nearly damn killed me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Sergey Kravtsov

Which universe do we think Jason is referring to when he says "my universe"? My gut says he'd consider palimustus home but...

Dexter Vex

With luck has him inside the cloak sitting on a chair eating a sandwich

James H

Colin got to do the evolution thing after eating the worm queen, I’d have to imagine Gordon gets to do the same now that the throne is Jason’s.

Ben

i agree

Mike

I wonder how Jason’s soul tattoo changed with gold rank and then fixing and sitting on the sundered throne?

Sam

Idk. With that sword, he could do some serious damage to Jason... Especially if it just sucks the life out of him. He's immortal with a universe and an astral gate. Nearly limitless power... 😬 It's gonna be rough.

Maximus

Just a random question popped up in my head: Will vampire Thadwick fight universe Jason now? Seems kinda... unfair?

SmokeJam

Also it would be awesome if Lorelie Granthom makes a reappearance

Alejandro Piña

Those are handed at rank ups. With an one-hour delay of course, as no one wants to ruin a good sandwich with rank up gunk.

Philipp Battenberg

I laughed so hard with Clive’s shenanigans. Worst thing is, I’m pretty sure most women will keep their distance thinking the he does really have a wife

Alejandro Piña

Yeah I'm fairly certain the whole team is gold by now. Maybe not Rufus as he's on earth.... he'll finish off shortly as Jason fully returns.

JonO

Great chapt. Awesome start.

Omy Sadat

She does get around

Andrew

"Compared the society hoarding their knowledge for political gain, " should be "Compared to the society hoarding....

David Cooper

I was thinking more that it is likely to take a little strength and Soul Power to do that and he got some pretty significant backlash from the Throne

Kalanaere

Marriage hasn't even crossed his mind yet. He is still in the early phase dreaming of doing nasty things with it. His wife is going to be so upset.

Brian Block

They will never be able grasp the scale of which Jason is at.

Michael Hawkins

We’re getting the band back together!

Cryfdwr

That would explain quite a bit.

Evan Knight

Tyftc! A couple of small edits: "Miles Cotezee, a senior Adventure Society official, hurried through the Vitesse campus of the Magic Research Association campus." Suggestion: you don't need the word "campus" twice. The campus of the campus. "Compared the society hoarding their knowledge for political gain, organisations funded the MRA knowing the results would be freely available." Suggestion: compared *to* the society... "He entered the administration building and managed fight his way to Clive’s office through only a minimum of bureaucratic run around." Suggestion: managed *to* fight his way... "Miles and Clive shared a look until Clive’s door burst open and he emerged holding a magical staff." Suggestion: Miles and *Jeff* shared a look "The woman who spoke was sucked through a hole that appeared in the in the ceiling in a rush of air." Suggestion: "in the in the" looks like a mistake, just need one "in the"

Matt Streit

Yeah she hangs out with Whispers in the Corners as their domains boarder each other. She did have a fling with each of the builders, too.

Evan Knight

Love how everybody's theories and ideas on how people react are being implemented in this chapter. Ana is frightened, Aran is like the Vamps are doomed and Clive is well being Clive

Kalanaere

The WP was Boundary. The Cosmic Throne wanted the WP to turn back into Boundary

LolGamez

He did make Clive's wife into a real person. She introduced herself at the end of the book 11 epilogues. "Welcome to the System."

Lucubration

Or he might get the info on how to cleanse the taint from Carlos and just... Mass cleanse those Vampires, effectively stripping them of their power.

Andrew Blahak

And his disappointment in Earth in general.

Evan Knight

Just another great chapter. From Clive Wife, to him finaly getting the interface. And Now what i can only think of vampire Elon musk

ma ka

I wonder if Cosmic Emperor will show up as one of his titles in his own interface/player sheet now

Jarrett Glass

How do you figure 6?

Jarrett Glass

Idiots, effect the whole world my foot, I cant wait for their reaction when they find out it's all of reality

AA

Does the WP thing mean if Boundary ever leaves their sanction they'll feel like the universe doesn't welcome them? I'm super curious about where the story will go next. Throne of the cosmos is pretty hard to beat and even then it felt very impromptu with them just showing up and saying "you're our handyman, guy".

Sean

Clive wife is real to everyone but him!!!🤔🤔🤔

Jacob lamoureux

I'm pretty sure Clive would marry the System in a heartbeat.

Jason Hardman

Does anyone have an accurate year count? So another 5 years? Since the end of the GAB Jason Rumble in the Jungle?

Crystal Donak

Heh, climax

Sean

You are correct, vampires cannot get essences. People with essences can be infected by vampiric curse though.

MrCynical

Colin is going to have so much biomass to play with.

Adam

"Miles and Clive shared a look" -> "Miles and Jeff shared a look" but such a great scene 🤣

Jason Hardman

Yeah if the interface shows messengers that the Astral Kings are siphoning off their excess power the Unorthodoxy is going to have a field day.

Adam

So it’s confirmed now!! Clive’s wife has been Jason’s interface this whole time!!! lol 😂 which explains why so many people have “slept”with her. Anyone that Jason has ever invited to form a party has essentially slept with Clive’s wife!!! Now the entire Multiverse has slept with her Lmfao 🤣

Jean L. Philippe Jr.

Just that it's being run by the part of the Japanese Asano Clan that tried to backstabbing Jason when he was after the Builders door.

Adam

Frogs in the well is everyone on earth now 😂

Sirloki

So Jason created a new great astral being that will forever be known as Clive's wife. =D

TBONEMAN

You know, I had thought all that allusion was meant to be for standing up to the GABs, but you're right in that Dawn hasn't shown up and gone "GTFO" yet. Now I'm even more concerned that restoring the Sundered Throne -wasn't- the big crazy thing they were talking about.

Andrew Blahak

How will Clive ever have a normal relationship even if he finds a forever person? How much will that person have to say I'm his new wife not that durty jezebel

Michael McMahon

Best Clive wife joke so far 😂

Keeley Wilkinson

I really hope that echo of Jason's imparted just a bit of his weirdness into the multiverse. Part of me was hoping that he had made Clive's wife into a real person.

Sam

🔥🔥

jazz

So back in book 8 chapter 46 (I’ve told you everything) Dawn says that she will stay in the cloud temple until Jason wakes up, then she will be leaving. Farrah asks if they will ever see her again. Dawn says yes then tells them she needs to talk with them about that before Jason wakes up. Before they have that talk though she asked Farrah, Gary, Taika, Clive, Travis, and Rufus to leave. Once they are gone she proceeds to inform the rest of Jason’s team that once she returns she’s going to tell them to do something with no questions asked, no hesitation, no matter who they have to leave behind. She then tells them that they will need to get Clive to move with them, along with any other allies that they have on hand that they fully trust. She tells them that if they aren’t even gold at that point they won’t be able to help at all. Humphrey asked how long they have and Dawn tells the over a decade but not two. Based on the info in the epilogue after book 11 with the time skip Dawn will most likely be showing up in this book. She stated that the world Phoenix won’t protect Jason anymore because he’s completed his tasks that she needed him for. Who do you think will come after him? What did noreth know? Was this what he was hinting at that him and Dawn were working towards? Will it all happen on earth? I’m so excited!

Justin

Fantastic stuff. :)

Keith Richmond

Oh my God, it's gonna be so amazing when Jason reintroduces himself to society as "former lord of literally everything". If he doesn't lament not turning someone into something less offensive when he controlled the cosmos, I will be severely disappointed. Like "I should have turned you into a cheap American domestic beer when I had the chance"

Nick

My. sides. Hurt!

Andrew Whewell

Great question!!

Ken Sevier

Anyone else want to read the new descriptions of Jason's gold rank powers?? Plus he probably got a new title, "Ruler of the Cosmic Throne" something like "You have transcended to the climax of astral nobility, you are now immune to soul attacks from any rank below transcendent. Your aura strength is no longer limited by rank."

Griffinlax

When he agreed to do this he promised he'd give up the power, ensuring nobody sat on the throne until another quorum of GABs decide a change is necessary and plop someone else on it (temporarily) to make some changes.

Dino

There hasn’t been any real info on their Australia spot right, just hints?

Ben

The cosmic throne is detaching itself from his spirit realm? Interesting. I assumed it would be connected a bit more permanently.

Glitter Rabbit (C)

What a great way to start out book 12. Tyftc!

Aaron J

There’s a word for those territories. Now all you can eat buffet.

Zachary Blevins

My guess is very hard. The first time Earth used and abused him for trying to save the planet. This time the planet has been saved and he no longer needs to play nice because of the bigger picture. He is the bigger picture.

Travon

Ohh my god. What a perfect start to book 12! And clives scene is absolute and pure genius!! I laughed so hard!

René Blaser

I love this. So much.

Josh Vanderpool

Suddenly the vampires take extreme interest in SpaceX.

Alan McLaughlin

Nope

Alan McLaughlin

I think on this one it was everyone in the cosmos getting a power instead. But we will find out for sure.

Travon

Love it

Harbby

That was a good chapter

dakota dodson

The system is clives one true love

Tempitheadem

So how hard is Jason going to slap Norico Asano and the Australian government for stealing Asano village?

Kenneth Mølbæk

I laughed so hard I was in tears and pain over the comment on Clive’s wife.

Walter Kimberly

Tyftc. The only reason he probably hasn't fixed the territories yet is probably because he is busy making sure all his shows still exist lol.

Paperback Hail6

I made the same sounds as Clive as I was reading chapter 1 of book 12. I love book 11 but this one is what I have been waiting for! I didn’t not know how much of a release it would be just to see it.

Michael Deleon

I rarely laughed as much as when I read the line about the Adventure Society investigating Clive's wife. Awesome chapter, I really look forward to the fallout of this new Jason-cosmos, I imagine some other astral kings in the universe might not be too pleased. At least he is not the administrator.

SmokeJam

He can only have one prime avatar, rest will likely only be able to be used in his spirit domains.

Kazuto Bakura

OMG Clive

Bobby Baxter

Wonder if Jason is going to essentially imprison the earth vampires is the territories for Carlos to work on fixing

Kedar

“I have no idea, Mr Cotezee,” Jeff said. “No one came through this way, so they must have portalled in. His wife, maybe?” “Have you ever seen her?” Miles said. “The Adventure Society has been trying to identify her for years.” Shirt this was totally uncalled for.....You cant keep victimizing Clide's wife

TerrestrialOverlord

All I could have hoped for and more. Haven't laughed that hard in a while.

james williams

Anybody else feel like Jason hasn’t reactivated the zones yet because he’s trying to bait the vampires somehow? Importantly, they won’t have gotten access to the System. Vampires can’t get essences I don’t think, can’t remember if that’s been outright stated. I would assume their innate levels of magic are too high, like the messengers/brighthearts. I’m sure they’ll hear about it, but the lack of direct knowledge or access is probably going to be of value to Jason/Team Biscuit somehow.

Bingus McCready

"The interface, or the System, as it’s calling itself, appeared to wait for a moment of safety before revealing itself to individuals." 'calling itself ' makes it seem self aware.

Aaron

So question 🙋‍♂️, if the throne gave more of a kick to his soul than the builder ever did, and he’s already crazy advanced from that point plus gold/full astral king, what kinda crazy power did he just get out of this?

Jordan Rogers

Lol they will be surprised when they learn it was everything in existence he affected

Marvin bennett

Well, she is very free with her affections...

Charleaux

Just noticed line that “Standish had been silver ranked” which is past tense. So gold rank Clive confirmed.

David Harkness

Ahhhh, that's the stuff alright! So glad to see things ramping up

Joanna

You can never loose with a good Clive's wife reference. It's the callback joke that keeps on giving. I love it every time. So how many Avatars can Jason have and do they have to all be on the same planet? I'm just saying vampire smackdown might start at the same time as gathering the homies for the cosmic road trip to earth. I personally would find that to be awesome.

Gb

The anticipation is killing me!

Connor

Beautiful. Not enough biscuits for me but well done

Idan tal

Can’t wait for him to appear on any of the worlds

Allen Wilding

This was awesome.This is how to start a book off. I love what the system will do to the overall story. Clive’s wife 😂

BloodStorm

Nice to see Clive's wife paying him a visit

Abigail Hale

Scones

Gb

I love this series

brian phillips

Would have been great if GAB had guessed on different imprints that Jason’s might have on the universe. Such as several guessing everyone in the universe being given a delicious sandwich.

David Harkness

Don't know if we need the second 'campus' here "Vitesse campus of the Magic Research Association campus."

Aaron

They've been looking for Clive's wife for years? She gets around, it can't be that hard.

Kyle Hunter

Ya know.. that makes an odd amount of sense

Jacob beach

So good

Ethan

The thing about Clive's wife had me rolling

AfroMocha

I freaking lost it when they were talking about Clive's wife!

Steven Ramey

I'm so glad we had a chance right off the bat to enjoy Clive's reaction to finally having his own interface! I'm still laughing over his joyful moaning, not to mention the mystery of his wife. What a wonderful opening chapter, Shirt -- to use a baseball analogy, you really hit it out of the park! Thanks for a terrific chapter; you are such a good writer!

Ligeia

Whoo!

Hemlock

That whole chapter was diamond rank! Top tier showing shirt!

Samael Seadh

Biscuits

Jace B

WOOT

michael shafer

solid win man.

michael shafer

Happy Clive is having a good time with his wife they dont see each other enough

Jackjargon

That was a good chappy. Hit the spot. Clive playing with his Shaft is classic

jeffrey niski

Great chapter! TYFTC!

Justin

Awesome chapter, I'm excited to see where this goes!

Duncan McPherson

Now it's getting good. Excellent chapter! I haven't been this excited for new chapters in a long while!

Catherine Jones

“The Adventure Society has been trying to identify her for years.” 💀

Julia

Miles and Clive shared a look until Clive’s door burst open Think you meant Miles and Jeff

MoonlitShade

So Clive's wife was Jason's interface all along?

Zack

Can't wait until Jason turns the lights back on and comes back to voice his DISPLEASURE with certain individuals.

Matt Heineman

Thx for the chapter boss 👍

crazyshadowfax23

If the system is intelligent, how does that work? Is the cosmic throne doing it or what? I assume it’s gained a little bit of Jason’s personality based on the text from the end of last chapter

Xyminimal

Omg yes! Clive creaming his pants and his wife becoming Canon to the world at large is beautiful lol

JonO

So great

John goode

Sweet delicious book 12. Oh yeah. That’s definitely the stuff.

Daniel Wills

OMG CLIVES WIFE!!!THEY CANT FIND HER!!! I LOVE IT!

Justin

Didn’t expect this today but pleasantly surprised. Excellent chapter as always!

Nimikins

Tyftc!!

MoonlitShade

"Miles and Clive shared a look" should be Miles and Jeff Edit: When Miles gets to the office you say Miles and Jeff, who hasn't been introduced yet, have remained close. Most likely the two got inverted somehow. Also great chapter

Chris Morgan

Awesome chapter. Clive’s wife has been a very busy bee. How has he not gotten an automatic privacy screen yet? I guess smart people really are dumb when it comes to common sense

mhaj58

Tftc!

Tom C

yey

Zharina

Oh yeah that's the stuff, Clive couldnt be more happy and we cannot be either. Great start to the new book Shirt!

Thomas Black

Biscuits

Darkdragon

First for the first time?

Archmage37

Shirt is awesome. Oh and first!

Matt Turner


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