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Chapter 490: Small

The lobby of the Adventure Society office was not large, even though it served double duty as the public face of the society and the jobs hall. About a dozen adventurers were standing around inside, with even this small branch made busy by the monster surge. The team of silver-rankers whose auras marked them as a cut above the others were present, looking with weary expressions at two other adventurers, facing off.

Jason had seen that expression before, on the face of Neil when Thadwick was about to do something stupid. Given that the team was superior to both of them, they were likely babysitting one or the other through the surge. Jason guessed it was the loud one.

“I am Argrave Mericulato, son of Ramon Mericulato. You think you can talk to me like that.”

He was a celestine with onyx hair and eyes and pale skin. His almost petulant expression made Jason peg him as genuinely young, not just preserved by his silver rank. As for the smugly derisive look on the other adventurer, it was embarrassingly familiar as well.

“Wait!” Jason called out as he entered the lobby. He started marching across the room. “You’re the son Ramon Mericulato?”

The adventurer who had been loudly proclaiming his family connections turned to look at Jason.

“Who are you? Why are you interrupting me?”

“I apologise,” Jason said obsequiously. “I was just startled to learn that you’re the son of Ramon Mericulato. He’s an inspiration to me –to everyone, really – and even to meet his son is such an honour. I apologise if I’ve disturbed you at all.”

“See?” Argrave said, turning back to the other adventurer. “This is how you show respect.”

“Don’t bother with this man,” Jason said. “Dealing with people who are small only serves to make you smaller. You need to be the bigger man, if only because you so very clearly are. People like him and me are beneath you. You have no need to bother with us."

The idiot nodded at the praise, noticing neither the other adventurer opening his mouth to retort nor the pinpoint blast of aura suppression that silenced him before he spoke.

“What’s your name,” Argrave asked Jason.

“Neil Davone,” Jason said. “It’s an honour to be known to someone with such a prestigious background.”

“It is,” Argrave agreed, then turned to the elite silver team. “We’re leaving. This nonsense is beneath me.”

Argrave marched out of the room, pushing both double doors open as he passed through. One of the elite team members flashed Jason a grateful look as they followed, closing the doors behind them. Jason released the aura suppression on the other adventurer, who looked like he could breathe again after being caught underwater.

“What was that?” he asked angrily. There were a handful of other adventurers standing around, watching the whole debacle. Jason’s slightly hunched stance and obsequious expression had vanished the moment the lobby doors closed. He gave the other adventurer a friendly smile.

“Sorry about that,” Jason told him.

“Why would someone who can do that suck up to that little toad?”

“It’s like I told him,” Jason said. “If you get involved with someone small, it only makes you small as well. Take it from someone who’s been caught up in pettiness and been made petty himself for doing so. I’ve walked that road to the end and it doesn’t lead anywhere good.”

“He’s a smarmy little prick who doesn’t know how to do anything other than trot out his family name.”

“Yep,” Jason agreed. “People like that are essentially high-maintenance pets. If you feed them a biscuit and leave them to their handlers, they’re simple creatures and will wander off on their own. If you try to discipline them yourself, they won’t stop barking and, sooner or later, you’ll have to deal with the owner.”

“You think I’m just going to accept you crushing my aura like that?”

“Yes,” Jason said softly, the smile dropping from his face. “I do.”

Suddenly a sense of stillness came over the room that went beyond mere silence. The adventurers around them had a feeling that it was somehow related to an aura but couldn’t sense the aura doing it, leaving them unnerved.

“I think you’re smart enough to take some advice from someone who has been where you are and made mistakes,” Jason said, then held out his hand for the man to shake. “I’m Jason Asano.”

“Liston Kitt,” the adventurer said, shaking Jason’s hand. “Which one of us did you give the fake name?”

Jason flashed a grin.

“The name is real. I’m the fake part.”

***

Jason reported the gold-rank monster and got out of the city before he wound up in any trouble with entitled young adventurers and their more than capable entourages. Back in the land skimmer with his familiars, they started seeing more and more conjoining roads as they drew closer to an important transport hub. They passed several empty port towns, plus a large one that had the defences of a fortress town. It wasn’t on Jason’s delivery list, so he passed it by. Nearing the heart of the transport hub sector, Jason caught sight of an unusual building in the distance.

A huge tower loomed over the jungle, allowing Jason to spot it long before the roadways brought him to it. It rivalled the skyscrapers of Earth for scale and was set out in the shape of an octagon. The walls were large panels of dark green glass, set into stone walls whose lighter shade of green was very familiar.

“Shade, do those bricks look like the ones they export from Greenstone?”

“There is a striking resemblance, Mr Asano.”

“That’s a long way to ship stone.”

“The tower should be the magical farm of the Fertility church,” Shade said. “As the stone in question is valuable for the life and water affinities it inherited from the astral space apertures around which the stone is quarried, it would make sense to be used for this purpose.”

“I guess you don’t spare the expense when you need to keep giant monsters away from the food supply,” Jason said. “I was starting to think that I was rich but it turns out that I’m silver-rank rich.”

“Given that you are quite early on the path to gold, Mr Asano, your fiscal gains have been respectable.”

“Oh, I’m not complaining. I’m just seeing things like sky islands and skyscrapers made of magic stone shipped from the other side of the planet. It’s becoming increasingly evident that this fish has found itself in a very large pond.”

As the skimmer followed it towards the tower, Jason started sensing magical infrastructure. The road itself seemed to be some kind of magical conduit, part of a wide-scale mana accumulator feeding magic to the tower. Jason had seen something similar in the past when Farrah had used a similar setup to fuel the defences of Asano village.

They started passing over large defensive formations embedded into the ground. Jason felt them sweep through the vehicle, his familiars and himself with potent magic; a protective array stronger than anything he'd encountered before. Perhaps Emir's gold-rank cloud palace could match it, but Jason's senses had not been advanced enough back then to compare.

The magic wasn't hidden but instead projected, to the point where even normal people might sense it.

Any monster with even minor supernatural senses would easily detect the threat in time to flee, let alone Jason's powerful senses. Jason recognised that the purpose was to deter monsters and save on the cost of activating the formidable protections.

Jason pushed on, being very open with his aura as the magical arrays probed it. He could tell the defences were designed for far greater dangers than he presented and he didn’t want any accidental misfires because he was playing games.

Drawing close to the tower, the skimmer slowed to a stop in front of a bronze-rank elven woman in green robes, waiting for Jason’s arrival. The robes were marked with a baby holding a grain stalk in each hand, the symbol of Fertility. Gordon vanished into Jason’s aura and Colin soaked into Jason’s skin. Shade and the skimmer both disappeared into Jason’s shadow. Jason stood up as the skimmer dissolved around him.

“Are you the adventurer bearing our supplies?”

“I am. Jason Asano.”

“It is good to meet you. My name is Flor. I’m unfamiliar with the house of Asano. Should I address you as mister, young master or lord?”

“Lovely to meet you, Flor. My preference would be Jason, if that’s not unduly informal.”

“Of course not, Jason. Would you please follow me?”

The exterior of the tower had uniform windows of dark green glass, except for the bottom level and the two or three at the top. The ground floor had two doors set into each side of the building that Jason had seen, all heavy-duty metal engraved with protective sigils. Of the two doors per side, one was a large freight door and the other a normal-sized one. The priestess led Jason in through the closest of those.

Inside, they followed one hall and then another until they arrived at an octagonal elevating platform shaft. She touched a crystal next to the shaft and they waited for the platform to descend.

“You’re a few days ahead of schedule. That is much appreciated.”

Although Jason felt like he was meandering, he had forgone the recommended method of stealthing carefully south while avoiding fights. Instead, he had lured in monsters with the skimmer moving at a fast, but not too-fast pace. As a result and even with stopping to fight, he was well under the delivery deadlines he'd been assigned.

“It’s a beautiful part of the world,” Jason said. “The wildlife is a little stroppy but the scenery is amazing. I’ve been told that this isn’t a highly-coveted job but I’ve been more than satisfied with the experience.”

“That is a good attitude to have, although perhaps not one that will serve the ambitious.”

“I’m almost aggressively unambitious,” Jason said, before adding with a sullen mutter, “for all the good it’s done me.”

The priestess gave him an assessing look but made no further comment.

The elevating platform arrived from above and they stepped onto it. It carried them upward and the glass walls of the shaft gave Jason a good view of each storey. Above the ground floor, every level they passed was a single giant room, each containing what looked like a vast and densely packed hydroponic garden.

"This method of alchemical cultivation is a little resource-intensive, thus the nutrient bath supplies we need on a regular basis," Flor explained. "Outside of monster surges, it is not a cost-effective method of cultivation and the alchemically-focused orders of the church use these facilities for research purposes. During a surge, however, this methodology allows us to grow enough food for a very large amount of people in a small and secure space. With the Storm Kingdom’s civic authorities offsetting the costs, we, of course, do our best for those isolated in the fortresses and cities.”

“I’ve seen similar techniques where I come from, although I’ve never seen it on a scale like this,” Jason said. “Those methods were non-magical, however, so the results here are no doubt more impressive. I imagine that accelerated growth rates are only the beginning of your achievements. There have been food shortage problems over the last few years where we could have used these techniques.”

“Are you speaking of another world?”

“You’re familiar with outworlders?”

“Familiar might be too strong a term,” she said. “I have encountered just one in the past. I believe there is another residing in Rimaros right now.”

“At least one,” Jason said.

They passed the third-highest floor of the building, which was very different and looked like some kind of industrial plant. The platform stopped at the penultimate floor and Flor led him out. This was a storage level that looked a lot like the supply depots in Rimaros.

“The top three floors are service levels,” Flor explained. “The level below us contains the systems that deliver the resources stored on this level to the growing floors. We have a sorting area where you can deliver your supplies. The floor above contains the shrine, the living areas and the coupling rooms.”

“Coupling rooms?”

“Would you like to see them? You’ll need to go through some testing first but you’ll be absolved of all parental responsibilities, of course.”

“No, I’m good.”

“Are you sure?” she asked, looking him up and down. “I wouldn’t mind–”

“Very sure. Thank you, though.”

She shook her head sadly.

“They say men only think about one thing,” she muttered, “but show them one assertive woman and they shrivel up.”

“Hey, I love assertive women. Also, there’s no shrivelling going on here.”

“Of course not,” she said sympathetically.

“There isn’t!”

“It’s easy enough to prove…”

“You’ll just have to take my word for it.”

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Comments

As a generic approach used with everyone, sure. As an approach tailored to Jason, it merits a raised eyebrow and a shake of the head.

mistermerf

So personable dark haired ambulatory guys with great aura control are in her strike zone... no wonder that priest of lust was running.. I would love see how a male priest of fertility would deal with Farrah, Lindy or Sophie (lava, explosions or fists as a outcome?). And Jason can't win... after all it's a "assertive woman" there is no victory no matter how you decide.

Bee

I know it’s supposed to be a bit a turnaround and a laugh, but the priestess’ approach here is super toxic and problematic.

Nicholas Grey

Think of it from soramirs perspective: they are all kids to him for starters, but more importantly Vesper has probably been hard to ship for all the above mentioned reasons. She also has the combination of skills and lack of awe i suspect soramir may well think jason needs to become a solid ally. Vetter than zarah certainly. admittedly in real life there would be dozens more choices, but if we assume it isnt zara...They are they are also currently having secret dance dates in the romantic royal gardens, both of them no doubt appreciating the sneaking as much as the dancing, all this without soramir appearing to have had anything to do with it at all.

Midjji

Im happy to support an artist who’s work brought me much entertainment. I’ve only been on board for a short time but by incentivizing content we enjoy, artists can continue to produce.

Bert Babb

You are the man, l was only able to go 2 days this week without my chappys. Lets see if l can make it to Wednesday. Perhaps l can get my fix with a re-re-read from Chapt 1.

Bert Babb

I thought the fertility interactions were hilarious, being a taste of his own medicine. The initial interaction with the male Fertility priest in Rimaros was quite funny, but l’m not surprised Jason wasn't down with his pimping. l dont think Jason had anything to prove in a d**k-matching contest. I am slightly surprised that Jason didn't take Flor up on her offer for a daliance since its been awhile since he had some trim, this looks like a low (political) risk, high reward opportunity and he’s got some time since he’s ahead of schedule. Furthermore, she’s a sexy elf who finds him attractive and is confident enough to check him out and let him know of her interest. Some good sex would ease some tension before things get too real again and yes, (many/most) men do think about women incessantly. Whats better than thinking about women, touching (willing) women - aka: wrestling a live nude girl. LOL

Bert Babb

Yeah, that's gonna be a popcorn moment right there when old Soramir lets them know...

George Kappatos

The face thing is sure, the father thing happens with the kids of pretentious rich people

Midjji

Just realized soramir was probably talking about vesper when he answered someone else than zara.

Midjji

The subtle dig at how neil was initially, is petty fun, as is both of them happily keeping their feud veiled friendly critique alive. Makes me miss an old friend of mine with whom i had a similar dynamic.

Midjji

Rest easy mate, the rumored fiancé is most likely part of “House Irios” mentioned by Vesper when she went to her cousins house before going to talk to Zila. Plus based on the Rimeros’ Family inclination towards competent people the Fiancé, no matter his personality, will not be weak.

I never understood the whole, you know who my father is thing, when used in a western setting. That's more a eastern face concept, so it always seemed forced to me.

A disgruntled nondescript squirrel

“You’re the son Ramon Mericulato?” should probably be “You’re the son of the Ramon Mericulato?”

Midjji

Love the chapter, can't wait for the action to pack up but... “I am Argrave Mericulato, son of Ramon Mericulato. " Jason's growth aside, I was wondering why you would include that particular character. I really hope Argrave Mericulato aka New Tadwick ISN'T the rumored fiancee of Zara putting Jason even more in trouble.... Jason vs New Tadwick would be a bit disappointing for me I guess. thanks for the chapter and amazing story ;) Can't wait for monday !

Max Vidal

“Neil Davone,” Jason said. “It’s an honour to be known to someone with such a prestigious background.” This made me giggle. I think this is ripe for a great running joke.

Robert Nugent

I buy back into this every couple of months to binge the chapters in a block. This has been a great 40-50 chapters and I am excited to see what happens next. Great work Shirt. See you all next time.

Michael Hughes

What a great batch of chapters this week has been! I managed to hold out for the end of the week and I'm really glad I did, they made for a really good reading experience for me. I really enjoyed the long monster battle and how technical Jason was about using every skill he could in that on as large a scale as possible to maximize his rank grind. The people at the fort talking about Jason and the general atmosphere was very enjoyable to read. I absolutely loved the little moments he had with Shade, Gordon and Colin. The music choosing bit was great fun but Colin wanting a big sandwhich was so funny. I hope we get to see a bit more about Gordon and Colin's personalities they're such a great bunch. The last chapter was really good and the build up around the church of Fertility was the highlight for me. I'm excited for a potential Jason & Fertility God/Goddess? meeting. Seeing Jason getting a taste of his own medicine is quite amusing. Thank you for the chapters!

I'll be honest here, I've never wanted to find the perfect Wang.

Erik Zorger

Probably an inappropriate question, but one I've been curious about for a while; does the rankup affect at all the size of his wang? It's supposed to make a person more beautiful/ 'perfect', so I feel like it would. But if it does, I guess then the question becomes what is the perfect wang?

Ethan

"I'm actually hung like a Zeppelin hanger door"

Seppo Marx

Man, they got this sperm donation thing down pat, offer, challenge, sympathy, prove it

Bobby B.

What more would you expect from a socially acceptable brothel that loudly touts it's lack of contraception, and incentivizes irresponsible behavior. Several generations of prostitutes indoctrinating future prostitutes must have a vicious brainwashing childcare centre.

Fervent Fiend

Another great chapter: Lots of humor, some foreshadowing and another little bit of the world revealed.

Robert Nugent

Should be a monster. Jason hasn't had trouble distinguishing between the two before and I don't think a brief feel would drastically change his perception of the target.

Sean

I like the chapter! Honestly, even if I don't like the direction a particular arc is going, I (we) should just suck it up. :) After all, you've created a work that has a lot of people reading . . . maybe people ought to just let you create and have a nice heaping cup of STFU if they have to criticize. I distinguish that from error spotting, speculation, and the like. Thanks, Shirt. BTW, have you done any other writing?

Mark Thorne

I like it too but I don't think it's fair to say sign language would be forced. I think it's just far easier to communicate with intent when your souls are connected. If they weren't familiars I'm sure some more advanced form of communication would be devised, but because he knows how they feel as much as they know how he feels the simple communication doesn't hamper the relationship.

Sean

Was that gold rank aura a legit monster, or the adventurer who's spying on him from the airship?

Bryce

Would fire, plant and air essence create the pepper spray essence

vividlearner744

Please remember that even if you disagree with an opinion, do not insult other readers. If nothing else, it forces me into the position of needing to defend the people saying mean things about my chapter, which kind of sucks.

Shirtaloon

I thought his portal power updated to places he has been within range

Bradley Weyers

AS an Adventurer- surely he would have attempted to portal back to the city... (where he could have send out the 'mail' he was given.) Even more important established a portal room of some sort that would be available to him next time if a connection was possible. Again- another miss. Or will we all discover this after the fact when it's more convenient to the story? Nevermind the 100's or words already wasted with his idle thoughts along the way to the destination... ?~!

Silver Beard

Prove it Jason. Give that girl the D

Albert Garcia

I don’t understand a single piece of whatever you just tried to say.

James Faulkner

The fertility church is fantastic

Josh Teague

Couldn't make up a bloodline imperative... could have made some money?! Still a bit confused why he couldn't get married to someone else wouldn't resolve he current dilemma. There's political marriage- but lets just totally forget marriage of convenience? \ Say Goddess of Knowledge...who I still can't figure hasn't shown up to blast him for every textbook, video, etc that he surely brought back from his world. If Gravity was bad... omg!

Silver Beard

The Goddess of Fertility definitely has Jason’s number. I feel like Jason would be more comfortable confronting the God of Dominion over her lol

Eh, Jason likes to think he’s a bard at heart, but I don’t think he really is. He’s more of a Chandler Bing, where he uses sarcasm and jokes to deflect from deep seated anxiety. In my opinion, Bards are more about going with the flow.

Legit looking forward to Jason meeting this God if their followers are this funny

Evander

Thanks for the chapter :)

Alsia

I was a way from my home PC for the last week so I haven't been able to comment till today. I do love the banter between the Priestess and Jason. Also from yesterday's chapter, I like how Colin and Gordon communicate with Jason. Instead of forcing Sign Language on Colin and Morse Code on Gordon, Jason communicates with his familiars as they are. He meets them as they are and not changing them.

Heck, with his love of food, I'm surprised he didn't bring along plant samples of the various things he likes from earth. This facility would be the ideal place to drop off some seeds and cuttings, along with a description of general care instructions. After a few generations, they might even get some magical mutations. I wonder what magic chocolate or magic jalepenos would taste like...

Philip Pleiss

If I was him I wouldn't be able to leave things alone. I am sure he has a computer, printer, and download of wiki stored away in his inventory. A common theme I am seeing is many processes are magically reliant. The piping of water, air circulation, hydroponics. How many of those systems could be improved or less burdened by mechanical technology? No need to give them tech for a combustion engine but how about wind turbines to produce electricity.

Chris

Jason’s crusade against the priests of fertility continues haha

James Faulkner

I wish to make frequent and consistent time for community service at the Church of Fertility

Landsraad

They were just more literal ;D

Amelgar

Good meme. Love the chapter. Keep it up

Gamerkitt3nz

Jason is now 0-2 with the church of Fertility. It’s always fun seeing Jason being the one left discombobulated.

Raymond Horn

omg I’m dying about Jason giving Neil’s name. 😂

wherebear

I say let Jason get with the elf lol he’s basically a School of swords Bard/warlock anyways 😂

Lol the God of fertility probably paid attention to Jason fucking with knowledge and so decided to turn the on the heat to keep him on the back foot.

Alexander Dupree

The jabs at whether or not Jason can get it up at the end killed me.

Zeruke

Aww, Jason has grown up! This scene reminds me of the one in Endgame where you see a character deciding to approach a situation they handled in the past with violence with tact instead.

Jamarr

Thanks for the chapter!

Best running joke in Volume 3 so far… Do you want to have sex? No? It’s because of impedance right, we have a cure..

... MC I AM NOT A PIECE OF MEAT

Darune Albane

That's the proper way to handle the young master type

CentaureHeart

This is gonna be so good. Thanks!

Andrew Potter

Love it

Jack Oliver

Fertility church is hilarious

Ford-Thomas Frank Loveland

TFTC

Talespinner Lore

Thanks for the chapter!


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