Update: May 2022

TL;DR

-MHAA 3 Editing: 80%
-MHAA 4 Writing: 50%
-SAOA 17 Recording: 85%
-SAOA 17 Editing: 20%
-Temporary streaming schedule change
-Carrie's Burrdei

L;R

Rise, ye Tarnished! It be Noodle Month!

It is our understanding that on such an occasion, we gather up all the noodles and give them to our mothers this Sunday as an offering of thanks for bringing us into these Lands Between, at which point we shall slay her for her Great Rune! Honestly, the bonuses it gives you aren't that great, but you can cash in the Remembrance for a pretty sick-ass lasagna recipe, so there's that.

How y'all doing? You got Mother's Day plans that don't involve murdering her in a mad bid to ascend to godhood? Like some maidenless trash? Thought not. Yeah, no. I bet she'll LOVE those flowers you're gonna give her smh.

Nah, but seriously. Your mom loves you and you should call her on Sunday.

Anywho, things are going pretty nicely at the Something Witty offices. SWoffices if you will. We're not sorry. Got a HUGE chunk of recording done for SAOA, which leaves about two characters left to do. We're so close! Editing for MHAA 3 is also nearing the end. There's some visuals that'll need to be outsourced, and we're not sure how long they'll take, but in the meantime, Carrie's gonna continue editing and get that to y'all as soon as possible!

As for scripting, we're super excited about some of the shit we've written for MHAA 4 so far. We've had a good flow going lately, and have come up with some stuff that's really made us laugh. Just like Malenia (probably) laughed at the great general Radahn, having fought him and his comparatively tiny horse to a standstill on the fields of Caelid, just before receding into her Aeonian Bloom cacoon and unleashing the dreaded scarlet rot upon the once fertile land! Exactly like that.

We're also gonna have a slightly different stream schedule for the next couple weeks. We got some bois visiting for Carrie's Burrdei, including the DM of SWE&D, so we shall not be able to do SWE&D on its usual day that week. But not to worry. We're gonna do two of them bad bois in a row on May 20th and 27th. We're gonna take the day that would've been SWE&D (May 13th) off from streaming to hang out with our guests, some of whom we haven't seen in person since before the Backstreet Boys reunion tour. Looking forward to spending some time within six feet of those fully vaccinated bois. It's gonna be so good! Gonna get SO many hugs!

That's about all from us this month. Be sure to wish Carrie a happy escape from Rennala's weird egg thing on May 11th, because as we all know, Carrie becomes all-powerful on such a day, and will gladly smite all who oppose her.

To that end, we would like to leave you now with the powerful, immortal words of the prophet Goldmask.

"..."

A fucking inspiration.

Stealin' yo gurl and yo runes,

Something Witty