Update: May 2019

Sup, you deep-fried lobster babies! You sniping my jizz?!

Well... ARE YOU?!?!

Sorry, Carrie's making me watch the 2018 Heathers TV show, and fuck me gently with a chainsaw if their insults aren't... something.

Anywho, might be a bit brief since we told you guys most of what we've been up to just over a week ago, but here goes nothing!

As you may have noticed, I forgot to upload the script for MHAA episode 1 until just now! The shame I feel due to this oversight cannot be properly conveyed with words. So allow me to make up a few. I am so well and truly for gockleshmoiked at the durpneptitude I have yorfled. Please accept my #TeamHumble regrogna.

Perfect. That'll do it. Hope you enjoy all the fun bits we couldn't fit into the final episode. :)

Next up, we had a blast at Sakura-Con, and we'll be uploading a recording of our panel shortly!  Enjoy that sweet, sweet, iPhone audio. Sorry. Maybe next year those sluts at Project Mouthwash won't steal our frickin' camera! 

Also, just to reiterate, episode 1 of MHAA is still working it's way through the copyright process, but is still available on the Googley Drive/Dropbox on Patreon, as well as on Twitch (that last one's got some Q&A at the end BTW. Just sayin'.)

BAM:  https://www.twitch.tv/videos/416852084 

Editing for SAOA 14 continues as well, and I'd just like to randomly state how happy I am about the... tree. I've got about 8-9 minutes finished so far, and I still think it's my favourite thing in the episode XD I don't think anything will top it. But progress has been really swift since we got back from Sakura-Con, so who knows? We'll see what stupid shit happens.

On another branch of the editing tree, Carrie's been hard at work on the Bloopies for MHAA episode 01. If you enjoy PurpleEyes being unable to string a sentence together 47 times in a row, ya'll are in for a real treat! But treats cost money, so from now on, Bloopies will be available exclusively on the Epic Game Store.

Nah, we're just yanking ya dicks. They're just available for $10+ Patrons, but doesn't that sound so much more palatable now? 

I mean... unless you wanna cut a deal, Epic. We can be bought. Happily. We're whores.

Speaking of whores, it's Carrie's Burrday on Saturday! Come see her turn the big three-oh, just in time to watch Dco's D&D character die. AGAIN! 

DCO! 

IT'S TIME! 

TO STOP!

Alrighty then. Off we go to continue scripting MHAA 2. Francoise waits for no man!

Fuck it all and chase dat paper,
Something Witty