Update: January 7th, 20-OH-FUCK-IT'S-19

Yo, it's gettin' real hard to keep finding new ways to say "hello" on these things, so for the briefest of moments, let us return to that old classic... what it do?

So, like, holy shit. The year is different, and I don't like change. Unless we're talking like coin change. I'll gladly take some of that action. I wanna get a soda from the vending machine but they're all like $1.75 and that's bullshit but I don't have any other options and I'm just so dang thirsty. I hear some of them take cards now which I guess is more convenient but I don't trust it because I DON'T LIKE CHANGE!

See what we did there? Brought it back around. We write comedy.

Anywhatzit, Carrie's back from that frozen hellscape that is P.E.I., which of course stands for... People... Exit... Instantly? Please End It? Pie Everyone... Inside? Pizza Epsilon Indigo? Oh shit, wait, no. That was the code to awaken Carrie's sleeper agent training. Welp, I guess she's gonna...

Huh...

Okay, so... she's just eating pizza. And now I think she's... yeah, she's taking a nap.

Apparently, the Canadian government spent millions of dollars on a top secret program to... have a Scottish girl nap... pantsless and full of cheese.

Men died for this program. Good men.

Once she wakes up, I'm sure she'll be right back on editing MHAA 01.

I, on the other hand, am still in my pants and editing away on SAOA 14. I hate it. These things are a denim prison. Someday I shall escape their horrible binds, but as for now, I'm pretty pleased with how the beginning of the episode is looking.

Y'all best prepare ya butts for a crap-ton of Der & Der! We got us a sad-ass game of Strahd on Thursday, a stupid-ass game of Soupcan on Friday, and a sad-ass game of Fate on Saturday. We wanted to throw that game of Soupcan your way, just to dilute all that sad from our friends dying in the other games, so we'll be continuing the nice, happy story of family members being whisked away into the night by murderous thugs and a man-shark. I'm sure they're fine.

Also, for all you bitches on the Patreon Discord server, this Friday's hangout movie's gonna be "Rock of Ages", so remember to bring your sex and drugs and rock and/or roll!

Actually, on second thought, don't do that. This is a good Christian server. You know what? Y'all can't be trusted with the devil's music! We're just gonna watch "Faith Like Potatoes"!

No, but seriously, we just saw that title and looked it up. What the actual fuck?

Peace,
Something Witty