Boosette (May 24th 2024 issue)

👻 Boo! Oh, Boosette didn't mean to scare you! She's is just a little shy

She isn't quite the same after that Super Crown. Once a King, now a Queen, and one of such finesse you might be wondering how we managed to get as far as interviewing her! We too, dear reader, are surprised! And, of course, flattered, to be able to register this beautiful meeting with this prin- this queen!

Despite some challenges in our setup (it was really difficult for us to look directly at her without her getting to shy and wanting to cover her face), we knew we had to do everything in our power to make things right. We had one shot at this meeting, as having another opportunity to schedule this combo meeting with her and Bowsette (more on our encounter with her in the following issue!) would be nearly impossible! And we surely did it! Using a mirror and opaque glasses, our photographers were able to make things work our way. And she looks beautiful!

Now, just to clear out some confusion, since King Boo possessed the Super Crown, we should refer to her as "she". That's how she discovered things about herself she didn't even know, and it's been life-changing. Not everyone is supportive of gender affirmation, and we know just how painful this can be. But this doesn't faze Boosette, as it shouldn't! She's looking pretty as always.

When asked about her relationship with other well-known members of the Mushroom Kingdoms and its whereabouts, only a few names came up. Although Bowsette was not a surprising mention, Luigi being cited was quite an inflection point for us. What is the relationship between then, and who's coming on top? We'll let you find out by yourself, as we're sure you'll be find it worth reading the whole thing!

We're doing the best we can to get in touch with other users of the Super Crown, and Boosette promised to give us quite a few hints on how we could approach Chompette, so that's a possibility for our near future! This meeting was so endearing and interesting, and it revealed us so much we could never have dreamed of! And since we all had such a good time, we wish you have a nice reading as well. Don't keep her waiting! Flip through these pages and do what we couldn't do: look her directly in the eyes!

~Kinky, May 24th, 2024