This absurd spell is directly inspired by a real life activity that would occur in an apartment occupied by myself and a few others during college. Granted, the cheese slices in question at the time were wrapped in plastic, but each would take enough abuse that nobody would want to cook with or eat it afterward.
While originally going to be a conjuration spell (because it conjures cheese), I decided that the compulsion to throw it at someone warranted it being an enchantment spell.
This is my 7th creation for Febru-dairy, a month-long challenge to make daily milk-related homebrews.
Edit: I omitted a word in the original post. This should take up the target's bonus action, not their action.